Celebrity Pornalikes

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  1. handcannon

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    One of my favourite sections of Loaded magazine. Why not get the ball rolling here on TTP.

    Today's pornalike: David Schwimmer
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    Kind of looks like Tom Green to me.
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    keep 'em COMING

    I'm thinking he looks more like Pee Wee Herman
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    Tennis Superstar Bjorn Borg (aging).

    Mixed doubles anyone?
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    Funnyman Paul Rodriguez.

    Tacotime
  6. handcannon

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    Today's pornalikes

    I've got 3 today. Well 2.5. The last one isn't very good, it's a bit of a stretch, but hey, cut me some slack. This isn't my day job.

    Here's the first, Ally Shhedy from the Breakfast Club and Short Circuit fame. Unlike Steve Gutenberg, she has managed to stay in the business.
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    Another

    Patsy Kensit, you dirty who-aarrr.

    What would Liam say?
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    Two minutes for drawing semen

    Yashin scores on and off the ice.
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    I'm thinkin' rather than that Breakfast club girl, look at the other one and think Natalie Portman.
  10. handcannon

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    Saved by the bell

    Couldn't resist a couple more gems.

    Firstly, it's nice to see that Screech from Saved by the Bell didn't end up being typecast.
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    hold on for one more day

    Didn't just one of the Wilson Phillips girls used to be fat.
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    There goes the neighborhood.

    This use to be a good thread, but now it's gone to far. How is it..... no wait..... WHY is it, you have this picture saved on you computer?

    Better yet don't answer.
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    all apologies

    You're right. I pushed things, and I'm sorry.

    Consider this thread stopped as of now. I apologize for
    any offense caused.

    Besides, my mum did ask that all nude pictures of her and her Mah-Jong friends be erased.
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    The fat chicks are fine. ( well not really) I was referring more to the Yashin and even more to Screech.


    Grossed out by the bell, KNVB
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    this from a dutchman?

    I suppose barnyard animals and reptiles are above-board?

    Download, doctor it,then delete. that's my motto. So, fret ye not, young squire, I haven't applied for my NAMBLA membership just yet.

    Pure evil comedic genius takes sacrifice, and if being accused of being a gay porn collector comes with the job, I'll take my lumps.

    It's all about the laughter and good times we share.

    HC
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    Fret ye not yourself

    Oh..... I'm laughing. Not with with you, but I'm laughing :D


    Dutchmen, barnyard animals and reptiles.......oh my
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    buckfast = david scwhimmer

    come to think of it
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    back by popular demand

    I took this off, because I thought it was perhaps too mean. But I have now been convinced by some fellow TTPers that a free spirit such as I should not be stifled, and that above all else, it's the laughter that matters.

    I present to you:

    Buckfast I am

    I am Buckfast, buckfast I am
    I like big knobs, as much as can cram
    Black knobs, red knobs, blue knobs, I screw knobs
    I like big knobs for Buckfast I am
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    I was thinking Tom Thumb.
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