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.....they stand there shouting their heads off in unison with that tribal sound/beat hitting themselves as hard as they can....you can see the blood lust filling their eyes (they have turned red by this time) and every vein in their neck and head is protruding under the skin......

Sounds a bit like certain people while perusing the Scottish Premier League threads.....


Parkhead, to add to what Bravedart wrote, it would also be hugely disrespectful for an opponent to turn their backs on the Haka and rugby's far more a gentleman's game than football. I imagine (I imagine a great deal) it's also the only time Kiwis are taken seriously in any capacity so there's another reason to allow them their mincing about and carrying on before kick-off.

Of course sat here in front of my screen in the Belmarsh library is a very long way from Jonah Lomu or the 14 other shit brickhouses who play for the All Blacks.

I'm safe here.