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Originally posted by Hands of Stone
I have a feeling it is what Sensei is considered at Sporting, but they just call him the 4th keeper. |
I hover around being the 2nd or 3rd goalie. It's a nice place to be. It allows me to keep my stats at a remarkable level (two games played, three goals against, one win, one tie) - I am a fcuking statistical phenomenon. Still undefeated, bitch.
Despite our differences (notably in the GAA department) we should start a union. Let's call it the URGC - Union of Reserve Goalkeepers and Consultants - Local 48. We can hold monthly seminars on splinter removal and the art of proper sideline attire (to tape or not to tape? one jacket or two?). No longer will the back-up netminder be neglected in the world of soccer. And, if we choose to participate in a work stoppage or strike, nobody will actually miss the services we provide. Kinda like how the public wouldn't really care if you and the rest of the noon-hour nap bandits at Cityworks did some type of job-action walkout. They could just find a volunteer to water the gravel fields.
URGC Local 48 - "Where playing is waaaay overrated"
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