 who the fcuk is the rob
i think the rob is someone that fancies himself as a player, likes to dribble up the left flank telegraphing his every move. has never ventured away from the left side of the field, except only when the beer cooler is there after a game or to bitch at the ref. likes to call himself german when in actual fact he is russian. has been never known to train cos he does not need to. But in fairness hes a good shit in the long run, thats if you like long running shits. calls himself a guinness drinker, but disappears at the pub when its his round. still wears the same glasses from kindergarden cos hes too cheap to wear contacts and is known as a trekkie fan puke. so who really is the fcuking rob nobody will ever know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |