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Old 05-29-2004, 12:46 PM   #17 (permalink)
rangerforever
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Originally Posted by TheRob
A guy can't go out in an ape suit is what I'm getting at.
I fcuking hate having to shave my back and ass for the likes of you and your fcuking lofty standards.
I'm a fcuking tourney sponsor for fcuk's sakes.


HOS:
I will only golf with you if you promise that I won't share the same fate as poor Everitt Sanchez.
I promise to have my 'balls' 'lickity' clean in advance.
I swear my crotch tingles when I read that story.
Fcuking brilliant.

I'll play for any theme foursome except Team Sexy.
Sandbagging cnuts.
Or, Team KOB.
Double cnuts.

An honour and a pleasure always when it comes to the likes of Rangers FC or Muckers FC.
I would even propose that I golf with the likes of Notty and his Big Stick.
A possible honourary Ranger or Mucker for the day?

RF
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