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Originally Posted by Beaver23 Socceroos.......I watched that exhibition slaughtering you handed us as i was drunk from playing softball all day. Although thoroughly impressed with your squad (and even moreso with the inflate-a-mate kangaroo), i knew with a keeper and a full lineup we'd be able to compete. That game at Tech was somewhat brutal due to the rain (and your keepers blunder  ). Why is it that when summer soccer rolls around, the first wet day you've got 20 odd guys just dying to slide tackle at every given opportunity? BTW, you're striker takes the cake for most slide tackles i've ever seen in a game! Man, that guy (maybe it's you?) is gonna kill someone and unfortunately for him, it's likely going to be himself!!! Never seen a guy crazy enough to slide into a goalie who's doing the same. Esp one that's wearing a football jersey, kareem's sports goggles and weighing in over 200lbs?
Was a little disappointed as i didn't see the aforementioned inflatable Roo that night? Don't disappoint me and tell me someone already swiped it before we got our chance? After that exhibition game, it became "Deep Throat Beavis" goal for the summer 
Good luck the rest of the way, see ya next time........ |
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The Kangaroo has been deflated due to our sad performances,but it will make a comeback as soon as we beat the stinky Saints. What you refer to as slide tackling is more of a drunken ''unsteadyness'' on our behalf and I am happy to report that our forward is now back in rehab. I am sure we will play your team again in the latter parts of the cup and you are invited to try and swipe the Roo....Richmond United tried and failed in the winter.
I hope you are not offended by the Deep Throat Beavis pun....I hate to offend people on this site or in real life......not.