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Old 06-22-2005, 05:16 PM   #539 (permalink)
sensei_hanson
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Default Re: [Men Open] 2005 Provincial Draw

Man, seriously, fcuk you guys. I go away for a week and come back to a littany of fat jokes. Pudge? Well-fed? Fcuking bitches.

First off, the camera always adds a good 10 pounds. I have a harder time trying to rationalize the other 200, but those ten are definitely the result of a messed up lens or something.

Secondly....secondly...ah, fcuk it, there is no secondly. I'm off to plunge my head into the post-lunch/pre-dinner feedbag, cry, and then go barf. Wait...are bulimia jokes still considered taboo? I kept it out of the co-ed and keeper's movie review threads so not to offend any of the chicks. I make it a personal goal to be sensitive about that type of stuff. For example, you don't see me dropping any bald crackhead zingers in here, mostly out of respect for Regs.

War Food,
-Lard Ass.
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