Fcuk it, a guy like yourself that's been outta the game for such a long time, I'm assuming you're in shockingly terrible shape although you don't think so, you have what most would call the first touch of a jack hammer and have a hard time putting on your shin guards as your ankles are the size of most guys thighs. So why not just give it up and get into other sports such as badminton or frisbee? Just think you could be the team captain for either of these teams? I'm sure you're a great guy although I'd bet most people that really know you can't stand you?
Best of luck to you and I hope everything works out for you!
