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**Dapotayto** · 07-06-2005, 09:19 AM

Tour de France update: Today Robin Hood and his men in tights as well as a bunch of other men in tights rode bikes for a really long time, a really long way. Lance Armstrong placed 425th but recorded the same time as the guy in first so the overall standings haven't changed. In an effort to win his seventh consecutive Tour de France Lance Armstrong has switched to shaving his body with the Mach 3 Turbo and has sent his personal assistant to steal the razor blades from the local supermarkets. Hell, when you're shaving your entire body those blades can get a little pricey. Everyone is excitedly waiting the part of the race where all the French people line the course ringing cowbells and shouting French stuff at the riders.

07-06-2005, 09:19 AM	#16 (permalink)
Dapotayto Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Uranus Posts: 2,293 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Tour de France - 2005 Tour de France update: Today Robin Hood and his men in tights as well as a bunch of other men in tights rode bikes for a really long time, a really long way. Lance Armstrong placed 425th but recorded the same time as the guy in first so the overall standings haven't changed. In an effort to win his seventh consecutive Tour de France Lance Armstrong has switched to shaving his body with the Mach 3 Turbo and has sent his personal assistant to steal the razor blades from the local supermarkets. Hell, when you're shaving your entire body those blades can get a little pricey. Everyone is excitedly waiting the part of the race where all the French people line the course ringing cowbells and shouting French stuff at the riders.