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1. borked
To have totally Fcuked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology or the
VMSL constitution that is broken.
Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.
or Azzi totally Borked the Firemen, thus letting Sporting into the BC's totally borking Surrey United
Example 2....
"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
I borked my wife once an ended up with a kid.