Obviously you should dump him. Try to get your ring and your favourite sweater back first though
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God, that is the most interesting story since that German fellow was explaining to me how clocks work. Or since Dude was hammering on about the Tour de France, pedal cadences and riding uphill on a bike built for one. Take your pick.
Jesus Christ, did you take some walks, I mean knocks, on the head when you hanging out with Michael Jackson and getting those albino skin bleach jobs or what?