nd united has picked up a cagey former striker from the masters div(retired). not so fast anymore but shields the bal
d very well and his daughters are preparing taco's for us after every win(insentive).
at mid we picked up the four by 50m bc breast stroke team. they've never played any actual sports before but are in great shape and should be a huge asset if we play eagleridge between october and may at their home pool..er..pitch?.....maybe Guru can come teach them to play?$$$$?? after all he's already been nominated for coach of the year

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at the back line we picked up a former premier.....................of bc mike harcourt. recovering niceley and should find mid-season form by mid-season. tall sob that dominates the box and the air. he's only been with us two weeks and already we're missing five new balls, our away kit and our team has incurred a 500million dollar defecit?? he has promissed to turn that around though by 2008, and like any bc born kid...i've got faith!!
if all goes as planned we are going to purchase the entire dewdney football club in 2009 to have them rickshaw us around olympic village in 2010

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