[Jinky]

Captain,

See what you can do with this debut effort,

I DECIDED TO ANSWER YOUR MESSAGE ON ONE DART'S PRACTICUM POSTING BECAUSE I SAW HIM THEIR WITH YOU. WHAT CAN I SAY. WE TOOK TWO SERVES OFF THE FACE TODAY. I'M SURE IF LOSING EVERY GAME HURTS TO A LESSER COACH SUCKS OR IF LOSING TO THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE, THE ONE I COACHED LAST YEAR, SUCKS. EITHER WAY IT SUCKS. BUT HEY, YOU CAN'T HAVE A STAR TEAM EVERY YEAR AND THE GIRLS ARE HAVING FUN WHICH WAS MY GOAL FROM THE START. I OF COURSE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO FORGET ABOUT WINNING. YES WE WERE SWEPT ALTHOUGH WE PLAYED THEM VERY TIGHT ONLY LOSING EACH GAME BY LESS THAN FIVE POINTS. THIS SHOWED TREMEDOUS IMPROVEMENT OVER THE FIRST TIME WE PLAYED THEM. ON THE POSITIVE SIDE, YA KNOW CAUSE I'M A POSITIVE GUY, WE PROBABLY WON'T BE MAKING THE PLAYOFFS SO NEXT THURSDAY WILL BE MY LAST GAME. THEN YOU CAN HAVE THE SOCCER PLAYERS AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH THEM.

ON A SIDE NOTE, I'M SURE ONE DART TAKES AT LEAST 25 SECONDS WITH HIS HAIR AND I HAVE SEEN AT LEAST THREE SHIRTS (ACTUALLY IT WAS ONLY TWO HE WORE ONE TWICE IN A ROW EXCEPT IT HAD A BIG STAIN ON IT THE SECOND DAY SO IT LOOKED A LITTLE DIFFERENT). ALSO I HAVE TO AGREE THAT TO WERE TRACK PANTS WOULD NOT BE A STRETCH FOR A PE TEACHER. ALTHOUGH I FULLY AGREE WITH THE NO STRIP RULES. I WAS A NAZI AS WELL THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS AND IF KIDS GAVE ME THE "MRS. BLAH BLAH LETS IT GO" I TOLD THEM TO DO ME A FAVOR AND JOIN THAT CLASS OTHERWISE DEAL WITH MY RULES. IT JUST MAKES YOUR LIFE THAT MUCH HARDER. I ALSO HAVE SOME ****ING BRUTAL NO STRIP ASSIGNMENTS SOMEWHERE IF YOUR WANT TO PASS THEM OUT TO YOUR CRONICS.. I FOUND THEM AFFECTIVE.

THAT ENOUGH WRITING FOR NOW

PS - I'M IMPRESSED WITH OD'S ABILITY TO PICK OUT DICKS AS WELL BUT AS THEY WAY, IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE AND HE IS WHAT HE EATS>>>>>>