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One reason why it's more trouble than it's worth trying to follow The Canucks from over here....... where does the Canadian press find these ballwashes? There's more literary potential on the Italian football threads on TTP. Disgraceful.

From mybc.com......

One of the most productive Canucks has been Brendan Morrison. The wiry centre, who bounces between lines like a ball rolling down steps........

Cloutier, whose play in the past bobbed up and down like a ship in a storm, has found smooth sailing.

I'd love to think whoever wrote such puerile cack had his tongue planted firmly in his cheek but somehow I doubt it.

It's up to Sensei to save Canada from below-average writers in the press. That's just desperate.