2002 Season Results and Witty Banter

**Yoda** · 05-12-2002, 10:06 PM

Thought I would start a thread for people to post game results and add any comments about the game and opponents.

We have had a few games played already and nobody knows who's won or lost!

Let's have it lads and lasses.

Post away!

**Regs** · 05-12-2002, 10:46 PM

Well, I'm supposed to receive scores by email and [shudder] phone and so far I've gotten one...

Boken Down Golf Carts 3
Cat & Fiddle 0
Played at BLW #2, 6:45pm

I have the league pages set-up but need to know divisions before doing any kind of standings page...

http://www.takethepiss.com/leagues/amsl/

I'll email Jeremy right now to sort it

~TB.

**Yoda** · 05-12-2002, 10:55 PM

Tryhards will await their first game 2 weeks away.
Unfortunately the Tryhards did not get to play today as their opponents could not field a team due to mother's day.

Don't know if they forfeited or if it's rescheduled.

Doesn't this happen every year. Games get scheduled on Mother's Day and everyone cancels?

Next game for Tryhards isn't until May 26th!

We will be in rough shape once again for the game.

yodagetsmarriedthedaybefore

**Yoda** · 05-12-2002, 10:57 PM

Young Guns 3 Union Jackers 2 (Don't quote me)
Could have been 4-2, but I am not totally sure.

Anyways, Young Guns beat Union Jackers today at Kwayquitlam.

Close game.

Fat Monkey · 05-13-2002, 12:06 AM

It was Young Guns 4, Union Jackers 2.

Also, Mountain Shadow 7, Mavericks (or whatever the catch phrase du jour is) 2. Game called early on account of a whoopin'.

I've never seen a Monkey dressed in black before.

**Regs** · 05-13-2002, 07:08 AM

Beernuts won 2-1 against All over United.

SC · 05-13-2002, 11:29 AM

I'm not sure if I am allowed to play in this thread... I don't think I qualify

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and Witty Banter

+SCwithnowittstoday

**Hands of Stone** · 05-13-2002, 01:28 PM

Can't wait to get the new season under way, even the rain can't get my spirits down for some Munday Nite Futba.

What new props will pop up tonight for the Season Opener, plus double header action, for viewing pleasures.

Notty, what is on the menu for tonight, the weather may force us to order in, Pizza Pie perhaps.

HOS

Conductor · 05-13-2002, 11:30 PM

Just wanted to say that I'm glad to see that the Young Guns are back in the league.I see by the earlier post that they are up to there old winning ways.Not too sure how the competetion was that they played though!!

darkangel · 05-13-2002, 11:40 PM

Cosmo's Came out with there guns fully loaded tonight you should have seen them quite amusing! The keeper he was a classic, loves to come up the pitch and stir up the pot thinks he's got all the moves!!!!!!!!!! You'll have a good chuckle at his antics! They even tried to protest the game to HERB of all people! Well if anything we had a good laugh!

Cheatside 3
Cosmos 2

Even darkangel managed to let a goal in on her post from a corner!! Sad display! Jimmy holiday was not impressed to say the least! Gave me the look of death i guess if i am standing there i should be able to save it!

**Regs** · 05-13-2002, 11:42 PM

Union Jackers 3
Dragons 1

Cheatside 3
Cosmos 2

All reports say Dark Angel had a shocker. Jimmy, can you confirm this?

~TB.

J R · 05-13-2002, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Fat Monkey
Game called early...

I know it was a whooping but am I ever glad that you called it early....can you say out of shape?!?

J R is looking forward to playing more this season and has already surpassed last years' total minutes on the pitch!

coco beware · 05-14-2002, 12:11 AM

BEERNUTS 2 ALLOVER THE REF 1

Not bad for our first showing of the league. Would of liked to finish the game, but it gave us more time to drink in the hot sun. (work on my tan) It only took a couple of clowns to ruin a good match. And I thought we were all suppose to get along

Hey, Herb if your listening your a dam fine job

**Hands of Stone** · 05-14-2002, 08:24 AM

HOS will no longer go by the nickname Cocco, as there is now a new Coco Beware on TTP.

Regs my new Avitar is now, much more urgent than before.

Cocco... I mean HOS

**Regs** · 05-14-2002, 08:28 AM

Cocco,

Will do tonight, I promise... I've allotted 3 hours to working on TTP stuff tonight and your avatar is in the 2 hour and 45 minute time slot

Welcome to the new Coco as well

~TB.

**Hands of Stone** · 05-14-2002, 08:36 AM

TheRob made his first very anticipated debut with the Hairy Blue last night, in a poor result for the Dragons.

TheRob who had a short but illustrious career with the Artists formily known as Budha, is now a member of the Experience, and showed his commitment to the Club, by being the last Dragon to leave the park, and slag Jimmy and Jimmy's Puppet (TA) every chance he could.
Too bad your performance on the Park couldn't match your intensity after the match, fellow players were introducing themselves to ThRob after the match because he was so quiet during the match.

Union Jackasses did well on the day, the wee man up front managed to stir me up pretty good. They are a division of the former Budha team, I think they may even be The TryHard Cat team. Co-ed has evolved quicker than the FVSL.

Tough numbers for both teams, but an enjoyable night.

HOStheartistformilyknownasCocco

TheRob · 05-14-2002, 08:42 AM

TheRob's debut didn't quite go as planned. We were supposed to win I think. Some jerk fouled TheRob, and I got my shirt dirty. That wasn't supposed to happen. I believe it was the same wank that pissed HOS off. He'll get his, just like Jimmy and TA will get theirs.

HOS is right, I was the last Dragon to leave the park, and I am some what dissappointed with that, but I'm sure my new team mates will make it up to me.

I promise to talk more,

TheRob

PS - Jimmy? Goalies wear gloves for a reason. Yours were very pretty by the way.

**Regs** · 05-14-2002, 08:56 AM

Quote:

They are a division of the former Budha team, I think they may even be The TryHard Cat team. Co-ed has evolved quicker than the FVSL.

Now that's funny

~TB.

Jimmy Holiday · 05-14-2002, 10:06 AM

Grobbelar(sp) that is!

Our debut was suspended early because of darkness and thankfully so,they were coming at me in droves.

TheRob

After you left I made a stupendous save(and thanks to my posts)we kept the scoreline to what it was.Must say though,you were the last of the Dragons to stay behind(while everyone else left 5 mins into our match)piss poor showing.

Regs

Darkangel had a good game(just let the ball go by her and the 3 inches she left between the post)

but made up for it with a goaline save!

**Regs** · 05-14-2002, 10:26 AM

Jimmy,

Are we still talking about the Cheatside game last night or some other game involving pulling the goalie?

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but made up for it with a goaline save!

Confused but curious to hear more,

~TB.

05-12-2002, 10:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
Yoda Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 4,495 Images: 21 TTP Friends: (7)	2002 Season Results and Witty Banter Thought I would start a thread for people to post game results and add any comments about the game and opponents. We have had a few games played already and nobody knows who's won or lost! Let's have it lads and lasses. Post away! __________________ The person with the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

05-12-2002, 10:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,074 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Well, I'm supposed to receive scores by email and [shudder] phone and so far I've gotten one... Boken Down Golf Carts 3 Cat & Fiddle 0 Played at BLW #2, 6:45pm I have the league pages set-up but need to know divisions before doing any kind of standings page... http://www.takethepiss.com/leagues/amsl/ I'll email Jeremy right now to sort it ~TB. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

05-12-2002, 10:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Yoda Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 4,495 Images: 21 TTP Friends: (7)	Bad Start Tryhards will await their first game 2 weeks away. Unfortunately the Tryhards did not get to play today as their opponents could not field a team due to mother's day. Don't know if they forfeited or if it's rescheduled. Doesn't this happen every year. Games get scheduled on Mother's Day and everyone cancels? Next game for Tryhards isn't until May 26th! We will be in rough shape once again for the game. yodagetsmarriedthedaybefore __________________ The person with the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

05-12-2002, 10:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Yoda Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 4,495 Images: 21 TTP Friends: (7)	Results Young Guns 3 Union Jackers 2 (Don't quote me) Could have been 4-2, but I am not totally sure. Anyways, Young Guns beat Union Jackers today at Kwayquitlam. Close game. __________________ The person with the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

05-13-2002, 07:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,074 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Beernuts won 2-1 against All over United. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

05-13-2002, 12:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fat Monkey Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Flood Plain - oh goody!!! Posts: 354 TTP Friends: (0)	It was Young Guns 4, Union Jackers 2. Also, Mountain Shadow 7, Mavericks (or whatever the catch phrase du jour is) 2. Game called early on account of a whoopin'. I've never seen a Monkey dressed in black before.

05-13-2002, 01:28 PM	#8 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,457 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Bringing My Sixes for the Union Jackasses tonight Can't wait to get the new season under way, even the rain can't get my spirits down for some Munday Nite Futba. What new props will pop up tonight for the Season Opener, plus double header action, for viewing pleasures. Notty, what is on the menu for tonight, the weather may force us to order in, Pizza Pie perhaps. HOS

05-13-2002, 11:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Conductor Member Joined: May 2002 Location: on the train!! Posts: 595 TTP Friends: (1)	glad there back!! Just wanted to say that I'm glad to see that the Young Guns are back in the league.I see by the earlier post that they are up to there old winning ways.Not too sure how the competetion was that they played though!! __________________ tomorrow where everyone lives to see another day!!

05-13-2002, 11:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
darkangel Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Cheatside Posts: 42 TTP Friends: (0)	I Vote a New Tryharder Team Cosmo's Came out with there guns fully loaded tonight you should have seen them quite amusing! The keeper he was a classic, loves to come up the pitch and stir up the pot thinks he's got all the moves!!!!!!!!!! You'll have a good chuckle at his antics! They even tried to protest the game to HERB of all people! Well if anything we had a good laugh! Cheatside 3 Cosmos 2 Even darkangel managed to let a goal in on her post from a corner!! Sad display! Jimmy holiday was not impressed to say the least! Gave me the look of death i guess if i am standing there i should be able to save it!

05-13-2002, 11:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,074 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Union Jackers 3 Dragons 1 Cheatside 3 Cosmos 2 All reports say Dark Angel had a shocker. Jimmy, can you confirm this? ~TB. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

05-14-2002, 12:11 AM	#13 (permalink)
coco beware Member Joined: May 2002 Location: Molson Brewery Posts: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	BEERNUTS 2 ALLOVER THE REF 1 Not bad for our first showing of the league. Would of liked to finish the game, but it gave us more time to drink in the hot sun. (work on my tan) It only took a couple of clowns to ruin a good match. And I thought we were all suppose to get along Hey, Herb if your listening your a dam fine job

05-14-2002, 08:24 AM	#14 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,457 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	There can be only ONE Cocco HOS will no longer go by the nickname Cocco, as there is now a new Coco Beware on TTP. Regs my new Avitar is now, much more urgent than before. Cocco... I mean HOS

05-14-2002, 08:28 AM	#15 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,074 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Cocco, Will do tonight, I promise... I've allotted 3 hours to working on TTP stuff tonight and your avatar is in the 2 hour and 45 minute time slot Welcome to the new Coco as well ~TB. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

05-14-2002, 08:36 AM	#16 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,457 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	TheRob put The Budha in HBBDE TheRob made his first very anticipated debut with the Hairy Blue last night, in a poor result for the Dragons. TheRob who had a short but illustrious career with the Artists formily known as Budha, is now a member of the Experience, and showed his commitment to the Club, by being the last Dragon to leave the park, and slag Jimmy and Jimmy's Puppet (TA) every chance he could. Too bad your performance on the Park couldn't match your intensity after the match, fellow players were introducing themselves to ThRob after the match because he was so quiet during the match. Union Jackasses did well on the day, the wee man up front managed to stir me up pretty good. They are a division of the former Budha team, I think they may even be The TryHard Cat team. Co-ed has evolved quicker than the FVSL. Tough numbers for both teams, but an enjoyable night. HOStheartistformilyknownasCocco Last edited by Hands of Stone; 05-14-2002 at 09:03 AM.

05-14-2002, 08:42 AM	#17 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,744 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	TheRob's debut didn't quite go as planned. We were supposed to win I think. Some jerk fouled TheRob, and I got my shirt dirty. That wasn't supposed to happen. I believe it was the same wank that pissed HOS off. He'll get his, just like Jimmy and TA will get theirs. HOS is right, I was the last Dragon to leave the park, and I am some what dissappointed with that, but I'm sure my new team mates will make it up to me. I promise to talk more, TheRob PS - Jimmy? Goalies wear gloves for a reason. Yours were very pretty by the way.

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Jimmy Holiday Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Newlands Golf and Country Posts: 875 TTP Friends: (0)	Just call me Bruce...... Grobbelar(sp) that is! Our debut was suspended early because of darkness and thankfully so,they were coming at me in droves. TheRob After you left I made a stupendous save(and thanks to my posts)we kept the scoreline to what it was.Must say though,you were the last of the Dragons to stay behind(while everyone else left 5 mins into our match)piss poor showing. Regs Darkangel had a good game(just let the ball go by her and the 3 inches she left between the post)but made up for it with a goaline save!