AMSL Off-season "TT"

[Regs]

TT <--

~Regs.

[Dial 9-1-1]

Here's a reprint of the rules:

Basic Rules

1. No threats about breaking legs or cleaning someone's throat with glass shards and gravel glued to a tree branch, or ripping someone's head off and shoving it so far up their ass that it comes back out their neck hole. etc.

2. No CAPS LOCK

3. If you get really angry you must take deep breaths and count to at least six thousand before you can post.

4. No more yadayadayada BS about REC and Vernon.

5. No more "Let's ALL gang up on 9-1-1." When's the last time someone picked on a Goon around here? How come the Beernuts are so unscathed? When did Gunther suddenly become everybody's favourite, lovable psycho?

By the way everyone, here's a picture of the time when Cart and Halfvolley got really drunk and started to attack me. If the picture doesn't attach, I'll add it to my photo album.

[SC]

+SCcan'twait

Maybe (mabey) Kurgan can update us on the indoor matches against KFC (QLT)

[Conductor]

I must say sorry to my partner 911 for not being on here to back up the trash talk!!But honestly you guy's haven't really did any serious trash talking for me to defend 911!!Sure some people talked about rec up in Vernon but hey let's get over it!!We actually wanted to see someone else BRAG about being the real CHAMPS at least up in Vernon but it didn't happen,some Vancouver team{you already know who it is} had to go and lose it!!I'm more in shock to actually see SC sign in on here!!I"m more curious about her thoughts!!AS for Vernon, teams complained down here about us being to TRYHARD(or should I say good)so we decide to take it easy in Vernon with our "B" team and you still complain!!!Maybe next year we will join the AMSL with our "B" team and then go to Vernon with our "C" team!!!I know you guy's will still find sometihng to complain about!!!As for SC glad to see your back!!

[SC]

Thanks Conductor, but ...

Originally posted by Dial 9-1-1


Basic Rules


4. No more yadayadayada BS about REC and Vernon.

+SC

[Cartdriver]

First off...Conductor...please see 911's rule #2.

Anyone know of co-ed indoor in the fall? We played the winter league at Sportstown, but it truly was a rec division, and all we got was a pitcher amongst 10 of us for the win. 8rinks, or the Arena in Langley...anyone know?

From now on, I think that tourny up there in that warm Okanagan spot (can't call it V****n, that apparently upsets a few) should just be referred to as the "YG heist".

I love those pics 911...keep'em coming. But when I see one of my mom, I put my foot down!

CDjusthopingthepicsofYGchicksinchaletdon'tgetout

[Dial 9-1-1]

Cart,

I've got plenty of photos of some Carts out with a couple YG chicks. Here's one taken at Vernon's ***** restaurant: Nelly's Grill.

[Dial 9-1-1]

Sorry everyone. Let me enhance the photo a bit.

[Dial 9-1-1]

Listen, if no one is going to post anything, then I'm just going to continue to add bogus pics to the thread. I thought SC was all up for TTing some people? Where is it SC? What ever happened to Sea Bus? He was also good for a comment or two. Spazz...for a while there, we couldn't keep you and Streaker 14 quiet. Heck, I'll even waive the NO CAPS LOCK rule and let Au Razor post.

Anyhoo, here's another pic that I stole from Cart. She's not on YG Inc., but apparently she works for "Yoda Girls Inc." (an escort service in Vernon).

[SC]

Originally posted by Dial 9-1-1
I thought SC was all up for TTing some people? Where is it SC?

Sorry Dial Soap, I outstayed my welcome on TTP and had to move out of the country

I'm all for the off-season coed banter, but I can't and won't talk about it if I'm not around it

I am, however, in a sweet coed league in Taiwan made up of Expats from Japan, OZ, UK, Canada and some damn Yankees. We play locals and other Expat teams from all over the island. The soccer is great, much better than the co-ed league over in BC , or at least I think so, I'll have to ask the other Dragon members that live abroad with me and get their take on the league

T-Bone and Mike say the league is "GREAT".

The reffing is an entirely different story. I miss Herbacious

Our record thus far 4-0-0 (not bad for only being here for 12 days)

+The BBQing has been established. Next on the list is to introduce Bocce after the games.

[Dial 9-1-1]

Sc said:
The soccer is great, much better than the co-ed league over in BC... Our record thus far 4-0-0 (not bad for only being here for 12 days)

Wait a sec there SC, how is the soccer better if your team is 4-0-0? I don't want to dwell in the past, but I cannot remember the Goons being undefeated. Unless of course the 4-0-0 is your bake off record. Now...that's more like it!

BTW, whatever happened with your bakeoff vs Cheatside that no one else was invited to?

I'm glad you posted...I'm running out of pics. At the same time, there are two guys who are tormenting the whole site, and I was trying to keep this thread low key. They're the first people I've actually stuck on ignore. If they do post here, everyone PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.

I was tempted to bombard them with photos, but abstained. Stick em on ignore and the problem is solved. I'm not sure why the moderators can't just boot them and delete any threads that they've started.

All right, here's a pic of one CART that our girls couldn't resist. Undoubtedly, he was the big winner in Vernon.

[SC]

Originally posted by Dial 9-1-1

BTW, whatever happened with your bakeoff vs Cheatside that no one else was invited to?

The organizer moved to another country

~"Word" to the animals

[Cartdriver]

Hey, no fair 911, that was one of my "pre-Jenny Craig" pictures...I can no longer lift any part of my anatomy to reach my tongue!

I only wish I knew how to cut/paste/copy stuff...then I'd have fun with your old high school snapshots. Damn computers.

Dancing bananas? I wonder if that's what Yoda would've looked like if he had only scored that goal in Vernon? We'll always wonder...or at least he will!



CDhopingthepicsstoporavisittohisattorneymaybeforthcoming

[Dial 9-1-1]

This is for those of you who aren't sure how to post a pic. I'm definitely no computer wiz, but here's what I do. I have no idea if this works on Macs. I'm going to assume that you know nothing about computers.

1) Find a picture you like

2) Right click on the pic. Choose "save picture as"

3) It'll ask you where to save it. I always choose "Desktop" because it's easy to locate. It'll leave a JPG symbol on your desktop. (desktop is the main screen you see whenever you start your computer)

4) When you are posting a reply on TTP, near the bottom there is a box that says "Attach file." Click on "Browse"

5) It'll ask you where you want to browse(Location). Choose "Desktop"

6) To choose the FILE, click on the JPEG icon you want and then click on OPEN

7) Submit post. You cannot preview it with the pic.

Note: If your pic is larger than 25.6kb, you can't post it on TTP. To find out the size of the pic, go to the JPEG icon and right click on it. Choose "PROPERTIES." It'll disclose the size of the file. If it's smaller than 25.6kb (25600 bytes) you're in luck.

If you want to practice, just copy (save picture as) one of my pics and try it out. It's not like you'll be clogging up this thread.

[Dial 9-1-1]

Anyhoo,

I'm gone for the week, so I'm sure you'll ll be posting like crazy when I'm gone. Cart, BTW, I said that pic was of a Cart. I didn't say it was Cartdriver. No one to blame but yourself for that one, so tell Johhny Cochrane that I'm not returning his calls. Do I have any pics to leave you with? Hmmmm.

I'll be a nice guy and let you guys create a comment for it. I love this pic. If you use it elsewhere, do so proudly.

[TheRob]

I was wondering if this thread would ever be usefull for anything.

I just got off the phone with a certain Cheatsider who shall remain anonymous. In my discussion with this certain Cheatsider, Jimmy Holiday mentioned that he might be wanting to transfer to the Dragons this year. He would be the final piece of the Dragons championship puzzle I think. Finally, a striker who can match TheRob's skill and pace. Together we'd be unstoppable.

[Yoda]

TheRob,
I agree, with the addition of him to your roster you guys would easily rack up goals on our starting keeper Daddy Starbucks.
I have vivid memories of your spectacular finishing against us laster year. The keeper might as well have not been trying because he never would have saved them.

[knvb]

So you're saying I didn't AT LEAST match your skill and pace ? That would be two kicks in the proverbial soccer balls in one month.

This is going to give me a(nother) complex.

[TheRob]

I have vivid memories of your spectacular finishing against us laster year.

Yes that was one of my finer soccer moments. It seemed everything I shot found the back of the net. It's too bad Notty was pissed while playing net and sived out. We should have won that game.

knvb,

I rate you as a quality co-ed striker. But we're talking about Jimmy Holiday here. The man is a legend. Did I mention that he is Dominic Mobilio's brother?

[Yoda]

Originally posted by TheRob
Did I mention that he is Dominic Mobilio's brother?

Really?

Think I could get an autograph...............................from Dominic!

Or maybe he could just cook me up something on the Hibatchi next game.