The 2003 Co-ed match reports, and witty banter thread.

TheRob · 05-05-2003, 10:55 AM

On with the season!

We(HBDE)open against Gaunther and the Beercnuts on Thursday night. If Gaunther is wearing those white shoes with his shorts pulled up to his tits, I'm going to kick him. Hard. End of story.

Then it's on to Cheatside for Sunday at Osler. Could it be that I will finally get to participate in a Dragon - Cheatside derby? Will there be an Iron Chef cookoff? Notty vs. Jimmy. The battle to end all battles. My bet is Cheatside wusses out........again.

Good luck to all teams this year. It's all about fun remember. Fun and kicking Gaunther.

Roll on Dragons!

**knvb** · 05-05-2003, 11:20 AM

Rumor has it the 6th Stud is now a Dragon? Does this mean HOS and KNVB will be striking partners? I smell golden boot. Congratulations, HOS.

Spazz · 05-05-2003, 11:36 AM

Still mocking the white boots eh, theRob?

I saw tons of red boots, white boot, blue boots....... all the fcuking colors of the rainbow on all people this weekend.

.... I'd say white would be my second pick over black cause I'm not a big rainbow-bright type person but there's a lot of people out there with different colored shoes.....

You should really put your little issues aside and just play the game!

Spazz

**knvb** · 05-05-2003, 11:40 AM

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.... I'd say white would be my second pick over black cause I'm not a big rainbow-bright type person but there's a lot of people out there with different colored shoes.....

I would say I would play in flip flops before I EVER put on a pair of white boots.Wait until you get a look at Regs' new kicks. Shoc-king.

Don't stare directly into the tongue with-out safety goggles

Spazz · 05-05-2003, 11:46 AM

For a team that played as many games as us yesterday, the Young Guns still had a lot of energy....

Sucks that our Keeper got nailed in the head and missed the final for a trip to the hospital.....

Great first goal by the YG's and the second was but no fault of our own..... (but good thing they let the girl take the PK cause their forward shanked all game!

) ha ha

Too bad it didn't stop raining all day yesterday (not that the rain stopped the beer consumption) as it would have been nice to end the tourney in the sun......

Typical soccer weather!

..... still recuperating.....

Spazz

**Regs** · 05-05-2003, 12:31 PM

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Wait until you get a look at Regs' new kicks

They were returned yesterday

~Regswhoislookingformorepremiummembersthisweekasheneedsnewbo ots

**Yoda** · 05-05-2003, 12:49 PM

That's the rule.

A girl always takes the PK's. It's an unwritten TTP rule.
At least it is with Buddha.

Wee Mac had a beauty on the weekend. Side netting, keeper had no chance.

**Regs** · 05-05-2003, 12:51 PM

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At least it is with Buddha

And Dragons.

~Regs.

**knvb** · 05-05-2003, 01:11 PM

How else do you think TheRoberta was so close to the golden boot?

TheRob · 05-05-2003, 01:48 PM

Weak.

I've just been informed that Jimmy Holiday will not be participating in the Dragons - Cheatside derby. Something about a provincial cup final or something?

Pussy. I knew he'd chicken out. He's scared of Notty.

SC · 05-06-2003, 08:52 AM

Throbby you must not forget the stylish kickers the mystical Kurgan once wore...

I hope all of you have a moment of silence before each game for the bowling shoes that Kurgs wore in more than a few matches

Go you Hairy ones GO!

+SCmissesyou!

TheRob · 05-06-2003, 09:21 AM

Earlier I stated that Jimmy wasn't participating in the Dragons - Cheatside derby. I called him a pussy. Well, TheRob won't be participating either. Because it's fcuking MOTHERS DAY! Why does this league insist on scheduling games for Mothers Day when 80% just get postponed and then half of those never played? It's like scheduling a semi final on Nations Cup weekend.

First and last complaint of the year JR. Sorry man. Golf June 21st. I won't put you with Yoda just like you asked.

SC · 05-06-2003, 09:50 AM

You haven't learned anything. In my six years of being involved with this league, you come to expect to play on Christmas Day or Haunaka (SP?). I guess things will never change until they add an extra week somewhere between May 11th and May 31st.

Don't forget to go for the late Sunday game semi final if you can...b/c rubbing Herb's nuts isn't going to get you anywhere

+SCsayssorryJR

SC · 05-08-2003, 12:58 AM

On the first bocce match of the year. If you need the set head over to Steveston, the balls are in my parent's garage

K-nobby, tell my parents I sent you and they'll hook you up with the 'nice' set

Good luck with the Beernuts, they're a tough crowd

+SCwantstobeinformed

Spazz · 05-08-2003, 10:39 AM

..... Oh SC you have us all wrong...... we're only out to play a fun game of futbol and then mainly to drink beer!

We're really a happy little bunch and welcome people to our piss-ups!

First game of the season and we're up against TheRobbed (

) and the Dragons...... tough start! And it doesn't help that my ankle is in so much pain, swollen and bruised but THAT WON'T STOP ME!

It's too bad you won't be out there this year..... but good for us, I guess

.......

Spazz

lookingforwardtothefirstgameoftheseason

TheRob · 05-08-2003, 11:18 PM

I think the Beercnuts won tonight, they've increased the Tryhardness ten fold. Three red cards in a co-ed game? One for eye gouging/punching? What the fcuk was that dip shit trying to do anyway?

Weak. If that is the way co-ed is going to be this year, then maybe the Dragons and Cheatside should just get together and play on Sundays.

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lookingforwardtothefirstgameoftheseason

Don't you mean first brawl of the season? Brutal.

**Hands of Stone** · 05-08-2003, 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by TheRob
I think the Beercnuts won tonight, they've increased the Tryhardness ten fold.

You fukced the Nucks with your anti Clouts comments, so the Dragons deserve what they get. Three Reds, no big deal, Besty must have got one of them, and I bet Regs was right behind him

HOS

Still made about Nucks

SC · 05-09-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Spazz
..... Oh SC you have us all wrong...... we're only out to play a fun game of futbol and then mainly to drink beer!

Spazz

Sounds like a great start to the season

+SCwhoisreallygladnottobeapartofthebeerc*ntsgame

coco beware · 05-09-2003, 12:48 AM

Weak. If that is the way co-ed is going to be this year, then maybe the Dragons and Cheatside should just get together and play on Sundays.Don't you mean first brawl of the season? Brutal. [/b][/quote] [/quote]

Listen to you, your so full of crap! maybe your should rename your team "The Hairy Blue Hackers"

SC · 05-09-2003, 01:10 AM

This is getting interesting

05-05-2003, 10:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,744 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	The 2003 Co-ed match reports, and witty banter thread. On with the season! We(HBDE)open against Gaunther and the Beercnuts on Thursday night. If Gaunther is wearing those white shoes with his shorts pulled up to his tits, I'm going to kick him. Hard. End of story. Then it's on to Cheatside for Sunday at Osler. Could it be that I will finally get to participate in a Dragon - Cheatside derby? Will there be an Iron Chef cookoff? Notty vs. Jimmy. The battle to end all battles. My bet is Cheatside wusses out........again. Good luck to all teams this year. It's all about fun remember. Fun and kicking Gaunther. Roll on Dragons!

05-05-2003, 11:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,585 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Rumor has it the 6th Stud is now a Dragon? Does this mean HOS and KNVB will be striking partners? I smell golden boot. Congratulations, HOS. __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

05-05-2003, 11:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Spazz Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Slurrey Posts: 782 Images: 64 TTP Friends: (0)	TheRob.... racist boot issues...... Still mocking the white boots eh, theRob? I saw tons of red boots, white boot, blue boots....... all the fcuking colors of the rainbow on all people this weekend. .... I'd say white would be my second pick over black cause I'm not a big rainbow-bright type person but there's a lot of people out there with different colored shoes..... You should really put your little issues aside and just play the game! Spazz

05-05-2003, 11:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
Spazz Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Slurrey Posts: 782 Images: 64 TTP Friends: (0)	Great tourney For a team that played as many games as us yesterday, the Young Guns still had a lot of energy.... Sucks that our Keeper got nailed in the head and missed the final for a trip to the hospital..... Great first goal by the YG's and the second was but no fault of our own..... (but good thing they let the girl take the PK cause their forward shanked all game! ) ha ha Too bad it didn't stop raining all day yesterday (not that the rain stopped the beer consumption) as it would have been nice to end the tourney in the sun...... Typical soccer weather! ..... still recuperating..... Spazz

05-05-2003, 12:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Yoda Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 4,495 Images: 21 TTP Friends: (7)	Spazz That's the rule. A girl always takes the PK's. It's an unwritten TTP rule. At least it is with Buddha. Wee Mac had a beauty on the weekend. Side netting, keeper had no chance. __________________ The person with the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

05-05-2003, 01:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,585 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	How else do you think TheRoberta was so close to the golden boot? __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

05-05-2003, 01:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,744 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Weak. I've just been informed that Jimmy Holiday will not be participating in the Dragons - Cheatside derby. Something about a provincial cup final or something? Pussy. I knew he'd chicken out. He's scared of Notty.

05-06-2003, 08:52 AM	#11 (permalink)
SC Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: On the fence. Posts: 3,011 Images: 121 TTP Friends: (3)	Did Kurgs hang them up? Throbby you must not forget the stylish kickers the mystical Kurgan once wore... I hope all of you have a moment of silence before each game for the bowling shoes that Kurgs wore in more than a few matches Go you Hairy ones GO! +SCmissesyou!

05-06-2003, 09:21 AM	#12 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,744 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	First complaint to JR. Earlier I stated that Jimmy wasn't participating in the Dragons - Cheatside derby. I called him a pussy. Well, TheRob won't be participating either. Because it's fcuking MOTHERS DAY! Why does this league insist on scheduling games for Mothers Day when 80% just get postponed and then half of those never played? It's like scheduling a semi final on Nations Cup weekend. First and last complaint of the year JR. Sorry man. Golf June 21st. I won't put you with Yoda just like you asked.

05-06-2003, 09:50 AM	#13 (permalink)
SC Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: On the fence. Posts: 3,011 Images: 121 TTP Friends: (3)	Tsk Tsk Throbby... You haven't learned anything. In my six years of being involved with this league, you come to expect to play on Christmas Day or Haunaka (SP?). I guess things will never change until they add an extra week somewhere between May 11th and May 31st. Don't forget to go for the late Sunday game semi final if you can...b/c rubbing Herb's nuts isn't going to get you anywhere +SCsayssorryJR

05-08-2003, 12:58 AM	#14 (permalink)
SC Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: On the fence. Posts: 3,011 Images: 121 TTP Friends: (3)	I want a full report ... On the first bocce match of the year. If you need the set head over to Steveston, the balls are in my parent's garage K-nobby, tell my parents I sent you and they'll hook you up with the 'nice' set Good luck with the Beernuts, they're a tough crowd +SCwantstobeinformed

05-08-2003, 10:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
Spazz Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Slurrey Posts: 782 Images: 64 TTP Friends: (0)	HEY! Who you calling tough? ..... Oh SC you have us all wrong...... we're only out to play a fun game of futbol and then mainly to drink beer! We're really a happy little bunch and welcome people to our piss-ups! First game of the season and we're up against TheRobbed ( ) and the Dragons...... tough start! And it doesn't help that my ankle is in so much pain, swollen and bruised but THAT WON'T STOP ME! It's too bad you won't be out there this year..... but good for us, I guess ....... Spazz lookingforwardtothefirstgameoftheseason

05-09-2003, 12:48 AM	#19 (permalink)
coco beware Member Joined: May 2002 Location: Molson Brewery Posts: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: The New Tryhards 3 - 1 Dragons. Weak. If that is the way co-ed is going to be this year, then maybe the Dragons and Cheatside should just get together and play on Sundays.Don't you mean first brawl of the season? Brutal. [/b][/quote] [/quote] Listen to you, your so full of crap! maybe your should rename your team "The Hairy Blue Hackers"

05-09-2003, 01:10 AM	#20 (permalink)
SC Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: On the fence. Posts: 3,011 Images: 121 TTP Friends: (3)	hmmmmmmmmmmmmm This is getting interesting

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