2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter

[Peter]

Originally Posted by 5bigtoes

peter, from my vantage point way up...merks, JC, et al wanted to get to the smokes and beerzzzzzzzzzzzz

Agreed Toes, they didn't want to go to extra shooters like a couple of weeks ago and they finished in style but the statement that raised my ire was regarding Inter's supposed domination of the game...how did you see it from your perch above (through amber glasses)?

[Coach]

Good stuff Dickens.........First Class Pal!

I would love to entertain you boys out in our Clubhouse Friday Night.

With Sapp being the favorites in this game we will need all the support we can muster.........

5bigtoes........Where is the love??? You play one year with us and now we hear you posting about the other teams pal? Ouch!

[Hose]

Taxman: Let me know how your game is going...we'll get in a round or two this summer. As for the chances, I bury some...I hit a dozen or so this year FTR. Cheers!

Thats right SCK 6 off the back of your head and 6 off your fat ass! If you shoot like you did on your peno you should of had 20 this year.

[heanjob]

Originally Posted by Coach

Balsa, Heanjob and so on.........Unlucky yesterday but what were your thoughts on the game and everything that went on at J O yesterday.

It was a weird one to say the least boys............

We probably deserved to win ( 2-1 up in ot and we missed 3 sitters to make it 3-1 ) but maybe like our game against you guys where we eaked out a win against the run of play. Wasn't our day and what comes around goes around.

I got the winner too boot....thank goodness for beer!

Represent Coach.

Go Rangers Go!

HJ

[whataboutbob]

Originally Posted by Coach

With Sapp being the favorites in this game we will need all the support we can muster.........

lol

[SCK]

Be nice Hose....then maybe I'll let you drink from the Nations Cup!! I heard you had a cracker of a game on Sunday. It's about time little guy.

[eagles]

Hey Cider!!

Thanks for not bringing my weight into the conversation!!

I am staying at the Turf Hotel on Thursday night to get ready for the match in Newton on Friday.

[whataboutbob]

Predictions

SFC
Coveside
Cliff Ave
Westside

[Hands of Stone]

Is that Coach's velvet jacket or Austin Powers?

Oh no what have we started, its Blazer Night at Newton on Friday, ya baby, shag you rotten.

hos

[rangerforever]

Originally Posted by whataboutbob

Predictions

SFC

lol

[dickens_cider]

Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

Is that Coach's velvet jacket or Austin Powers?

Oh no what have we started, its Blazer Night at Newton on Friday, ya baby, shag you rotten.

hos

LOL! That is Coaches....

Signed Austin_cider

[Hose]

Predictions

West Van.....sorry they loss SAPP then
Coveside
Columbus
Westside

[Ballbaby]

Originally Posted by Hose

Predictions

West Van.....sorry they lost, SAPP then
Coveside
Columbus
Westside

There, I edited your attempted pisstake to make it better.

[moneyman]

Originally Posted by Rangerforever

lol

Rangerforever isn't this called take the piss? This is a fcuking joke, what have you guys got coach a restraining order from trash talking. I want something decent to read. This is like reading the obituaries, boring. Wouldn't you like to write an obituary like you really felt.example

Coach lived from ? to April 14th, 2008 he was a man who grew a foot and put on 50 pounds when he drank and his keyboard was his sword. He tried to inflict pain on his opponents with his legendary posts at 2:30 am on a wednesday night. He considered the Island teams to be a joke and his famous quote I am Napoleon reincarnated and I will lead my army of 28 players to victory again and again while listening to Queen blaring*We are the Champions* in the backgrounds of the changeroom. Some thought he was a dickhead but I liked him, at least he wasn't fcuking boring like the rest of you chicken shittttt ttp posters. Now get back drinking tonight Coach and give me something to read at work. Now lift your glasses and toast to Coach


$$$MAN

[Hands of Stone]

Originally Posted by moneyman

Now get back drinking tonight Coach and give me something to read at work.

Well if we were playing PAU again tonight, you may be getting something from the coach, but training is wednesday and to be honest, all us old guys felt bad for that group called the Nation, so we kept it shut.

We all really just want to hear from the Moneyman on his BIG signings for next year, or did you get fired yesterday, Nonis?

hos

[moneyman]

Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

Well if we were playing PAU again tonight, you may be getting something from the coach, but training is wednesday and to be honest, all us old guys felt bad for that group called the Nation, so we kept it shut.

We all really just want to hear from the Moneyman on his BIG signings for next year, or did you get fired yesterday, Nonis?

hos

Nobody can fire the $$$MAN but the $$$MAN The only person capable of running the $$$MAN Empire is your's truly. As for big signings RF has agreed to do my taxes this year. Got to go plan another vacation, at least go play golf somewhere warm, Taxman should join me, I heard he's alot better golfer than a soccer player. Something about his team always has a short season.

cheers;

$$$MAN

[rangerforever]

OK - The Obituary was fcuking brilliant!



Far be it from me to slag Whataboutbob Moneyman.
I'll have none of that nor kicking him in the 'box' on Friday.

Originally Posted by moneyman

As for 'big' signings RF has agreed to do my taxes this year.

There's a fcuking coy slag in there, I just know it.

[Taxman]

Originally Posted by moneyman

Nobody can fire the $$ but the $$ The only person capable of running the $$ Empire is your's truly. As for big signings RF has agreed to do my taxes this year. Got to go plan another vacation, at least go play golf somewhere warm, Taxman should join me, I heard he's alot better golfer than a soccer player. Something about his team always has a short season.

cheers;

$$

One short season ..... $$man when and where is the TTP golf tourney that you are hosting with your Tom Vu bevvie Babes..... ?

[Hands of Stone]

Originally Posted by Sir M

Actually Coach, you don't. Especially the one with RF and Eagles naked comparing underarm danglers.

Just woke up from a very bad dream. Some of what was seen in the WestVan changeroom after the match.

Eagles in bed with a RF voice over. Please help us all.

YouTube - Fat bastard

Austin Powers, we need you and your Blazer.

[Sir M]

Thats a nice image 1st thing in the morning...

http://www.offside-ref.co.uk/laws/11...ap-success.gif

Anyway, I'll pick the following this weekend:

Surrey...in a close one, fan support will be the difference
Vantreights...they won in Delta, so should win at home
Columbus...Cliff are having trouble getting guys out. If they do get everyone, the result could be different
Westside...in PKs