2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter - Page 20

Bigunit11 · 04-22-2008, 03:39 PM

They subbed in and out for each other...funny guy

Galby · 04-22-2008, 11:15 PM

smallunit11, stop giving away all our secrets. our cunning plan of aimlessly kicking it downfield has now been exposed which will require us to attempt to play something slightly better than U-9 soccer. not likely to occur.

Bigunit11 · 04-22-2008, 11:22 PM

Sorry Galbs. I was tryin to do the rope a dope.

kickfar · 04-23-2008, 10:09 PM

Do either of you helmets work for a living. Talk about banter , more like verbal diarrhea.

Bigunit11 · 04-23-2008, 10:45 PM

Suck balls you goatlicker

colemanj · 04-23-2008, 11:35 PM

Here is the scouting report on FireRangers... no #3 or tall brown dude with accent that are hard to mark, nobody that you will be catching and kicking... only guys that will knock you aside, take the ball and call you "plumber" while you lie on the ground wondering what to do next time... you will find that your strategy of "kick far" will turn to "toe quickly". God help you.

**Hands of Stone** · 04-24-2008, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colemanj

Here is the scouting report on FireRangers... no #3 or tall brown dude with accent that are hard to mark,

He is known as the "Limey Hindu". Average player, scored a cracker last night.

Do the Vantrieghts still have the Big Green Bus and will it be making an apperance and the RAP, plus, what kind of shap is the park in.

Lets Go Rangers

Bigunit11 · 04-24-2008, 10:18 AM

No bus and the field is shite.

Scottyshell · 04-24-2008, 07:54 PM

It's wasn't one of those buses that they give you a hockey helmet as you board and there is lick marks on the windows and dried snot/slobber covering the vinyl seats?

HOS

reread your replies before sending..I see it was early though

Cheers!

Looks like the weather may be okay.

dickens_cider · 04-25-2008, 03:54 AM

[quote=Scottyshell;244349]It's wasn't one of those buses that they give you a hockey helmet as you board and there is lick marks on the windows and dried snot/slobber covering the vinyl seats?

QUOTE]

Actually it was.... Except the helmuts could have been used for a variety of sports..

whistle blower · 04-25-2008, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

He is known as the "Limey Hindu". Average player, scored a cracker last night.

2 weeks in a row against Hands of Butter

**Hands of Stone** · 04-25-2008, 10:59 AM

Come on, lets not get silly, I think I had a shut out last week.

Looking forward to the nice weather on the Island, should make for a great day.

YouTube - AC/DC - Girls got rhythm

hos

*BlazeArmy* · 04-25-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

Come on, lets not get silly, I think I had a shut out last week.
hos

You also did not have to catch any shots.

Coincedence or Not???

You be the Judge.

Zaurrini · 04-26-2008, 02:35 PM

1-0 Rangers at the 70'
All Rangers so far, but still only 1-0

**Regs** · 04-26-2008, 03:41 PM

Game must be done now - final result?

cloughie · 04-26-2008, 04:13 PM

1 nil for the Rangers FINAL

**Regs** · 04-26-2008, 04:19 PM

3 clean sheets in a row, same 1-nil scoreline as well - defense wins championships!

SCK · 04-26-2008, 04:54 PM

Yes Regs. Defense does win championships...Congrats to the Rangers!
Any news on the Columbus game?

**rangerforever** · 04-26-2008, 04:56 PM

UVIC 2 - Columbus 0 at the half.

Courtesy of correspondent Downtown.

RGRMGR · 04-26-2008, 05:39 PM

Bailey and the lads as usual, right on...I wish I'd been there to get my fukin' heart racing again. No wonder my heart's all fukk'd up! Great job, boys.

04-22-2008, 03:39 PM	#381 (permalink)
Bigunit11 Member Joined: Apr 2007 Location: Victoria Posts: 47 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter They subbed in and out for each other...funny guy

04-22-2008, 11:15 PM	#382 (permalink)
Galby Member Joined: Apr 2008 Location: Victoria Posts: 3 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter smallunit11, stop giving away all our secrets. our cunning plan of aimlessly kicking it downfield has now been exposed which will require us to attempt to play something slightly better than U-9 soccer. not likely to occur.

04-22-2008, 11:22 PM	#383 (permalink)
Bigunit11 Member Joined: Apr 2007 Location: Victoria Posts: 47 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Sorry Galbs. I was tryin to do the rope a dope.

04-23-2008, 10:09 PM	#384 (permalink)
kickfar Member Joined: Apr 2008 Location: victoria Posts: 1 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Do either of you helmets work for a living. Talk about banter , more like verbal diarrhea.

04-23-2008, 10:45 PM	#385 (permalink)
Bigunit11 Member Joined: Apr 2007 Location: Victoria Posts: 47 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Suck balls you goatlicker

04-23-2008, 11:35 PM	#386 (permalink)
colemanj Member Joined: Oct 2003 Location: Summerland Posts: 294 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Here is the scouting report on FireRangers... no #3 or tall brown dude with accent that are hard to mark, nobody that you will be catching and kicking... only guys that will knock you aside, take the ball and call you "plumber" while you lie on the ground wondering what to do next time... you will find that your strategy of "kick far" will turn to "toe quickly". God help you.

04-24-2008, 10:18 AM	#388 (permalink)
Bigunit11 Member Joined: Apr 2007 Location: Victoria Posts: 47 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter No bus and the field is shite.

04-24-2008, 07:54 PM	#389 (permalink)
Scottyshell Member Joined: Sep 2003 Location: Theothersideofmidnight Posts: 454 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter It's wasn't one of those buses that they give you a hockey helmet as you board and there is lick marks on the windows and dried snot/slobber covering the vinyl seats? HOSreread your replies before sending..I see it was early though Cheers! Looks like the weather may be okay. __________________ Win or lose there's always the booze...Cheers!

04-25-2008, 03:54 AM	#390 (permalink)
dickens_cider Member Joined: Aug 2001 Location: blue van by the river Posts: 448 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter [quote=Scottyshell;244349]It's wasn't one of those buses that they give you a hockey helmet as you board and there is lick marks on the windows and dried snot/slobber covering the vinyl seats? QUOTE] Actually it was.... Except the helmuts could have been used for a variety of sports..

04-26-2008, 02:35 PM	#394 (permalink)
Zaurrini Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: ND Posts: 2,688 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter 1-0 Rangers at the 70' All Rangers so far, but still only 1-0 __________________ TheRob, HOS, and WhiteShoes were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother but I mean it like the way black people use it which is more meaningful, I think. Zoolander, 2001

04-26-2008, 03:41 PM	#395 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,047 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Game must be done now - final result? __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

04-26-2008, 04:13 PM	#396 (permalink)
cloughie Member Joined: Aug 2007 Location: mission Posts: 80 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter 1 nil for the Rangers FINAL

04-26-2008, 04:19 PM	#397 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,047 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter 3 clean sheets in a row, same 1-nil scoreline as well - defense wins championships! __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

04-26-2008, 04:54 PM	#398 (permalink)
SCK Member Joined: May 2005 Location: burnaby Posts: 535 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Yes Regs. Defense does win championships...Congrats to the Rangers! Any news on the Columbus game?

04-26-2008, 04:56 PM	#399 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,953 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter UVIC 2 - Columbus 0 at the half. Courtesy of correspondent Downtown. __________________ Acumfegovan

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04-26-2008, 05:39 PM	#400 (permalink)
RGRMGR Member Joined: Apr 2006 Location: RANGERLAND, Surrey Posts: 10 Images: 10 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Bailey and the lads as usual, right on...I wish I'd been there to get my fukin' heart racing again. No wonder my heart's all fukk'd up! Great job, boys.