2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter - Page 22

**Hands of Stone** · 04-28-2008, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by sarge

Its just too bad that I won't have the opportunity to chip HOS! For the record I'm calling Surrey to repeat.

Sarge, it would have been nice to play you and Hose, but the VMSL teams just can't keep up with the Valley guys, every time they meet, they get Shot Down in Flames.

YouTube - AC/DC (with Bon Scott)Shot Down In Flames

hos

reedie · 04-28-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sarge

unfortunately, I didn't make the trip with a bad hammy..........but from all accounts, the game could have gone either way. I was told it was an even game right to the bitter end, where a uvic player cleared a chance off the line. Time to heal the old bodies and recupe for next year. I wonder why SCK is so concerned about our results......

Good luck to Uvic and Surrey in the finals. Its just too bad that I won't have the opportunity to chip HOS! For the record I'm calling Surrey to repeat.

Sarge,

Aren't you just a little tired of chipping ol' HOS? I mean this is something that everyone in the Lower Mainland with a decent set of cleats has done already. I think it's the first soccer skill covered in all these bloody fly-by-night soccer schools in the summer...5 & 6 Year Olds...Monday Curriculum: 9AM: Intro to camp, 9:05AM Chipping of HOS, 9:10AM-12:00PM: Duck, Duck, Goose, Tues-Fri: Repeat above and hand out ribbon and cookie on last day.

Next year you may want to try scoring on HOS from your own half with your weaker foot. This is something that gave me real joy...mind you, I was also smoking a cigar at the same time and my good foot was in fact off the pitch, preparing to exit the Cup game and go up to Whistler for more challenging tasks. Note: don't let the 5 and 6 year olds smoke a cigar without a complimentary wine or cocktail.

Good luck in the final, HOS...I hope you don't get snickered, mate!

Cheers

Scottyshell · 04-29-2008, 11:59 PM

Pretty quiet on here now that there are two teams left......

Cheers!

**Regs** · 04-30-2008, 12:21 AM

2 weeks between games doesn't help either.

**Hands of Stone** · 04-30-2008, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by reedie

Aren't you just a little tired of chipping ol' HOS? I mean this is something that everyone in the Lower Mainland with a decent set of cleats has done already. ...I hope you don't get snickered, mate!

Shitt, you get chipped in one training while standing in a goal that is 3 feet high with garbage cans as posts, and then everyone wants to have a go for an easy score.
I feel like one of the birds that used to hang out at Tugs doing the electric slide that Reedie used to date during the Mahon days, all with great reputations.

No I know why sarge and tee wanted me out for On the Ball Soccer Schools (little plug for the boys), there must have been fine print that everyone will score on a coach or else money back.

Snickered again by old Reedie, I feel like I just woke up in the back of an old Samarii with no sweat top, some cup in the front seat, and mud all over the tires. What the hell happpened to me.

Stay away from Slurrey United my friend.

hos

therock · 05-01-2008, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Taxman

Rockhead - you even make me want the Rangers to win ... good luck but the Island will never win this crown unless another trip to the Island is in order.

Taxidriverman - who's wagon are you on now?

maybe the BC's should have home and away legs to even up the travel - its clearly a factor

whistle blower · 05-01-2008, 08:51 AM

Rangers came over to the Island to win the cup last year.

**rangerforever** · 05-01-2008, 12:22 PM

Shhhh...

**Sir M** · 05-01-2008, 08:01 PM

Staff are reporting that The Rock, in anticipation of an FISL victory over in Chilliwack next weekend, has enlisted the following live entertainment for a bit of a celebration afterwards.

YouTube - Car Wash/ Rock Island

therock · 05-01-2008, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir M

Staff are reporting that The Rock, in anticipation of an FISL victory over in Chilliwack next weekend, has enlisted the following live entertainment for a bit of a celebration afterwards.

When do you want the band to start - after a VISL team wins the U21, open or masters game? - or all 3?

**Sir M** · 05-01-2008, 09:29 PM

The Rock, lets go with Masters first, just because this is a Masters thread after all. Although, I have heard that Sporting are thinking of arranging their own entertainment should they win the Open title:

YouTube - Maks' rumba with Cheryl in slow-motion

Taxman · 05-03-2008, 10:21 PM

RockHead - you could always bring Pamela Anderson over ... she's about the only trophy the Island will get close to.

**Hands of Stone** · 05-07-2008, 07:24 AM

Its a long way to Chilliwack, but the Pipers are starting to play, and the Mighty Rangers are ready to roll.

YouTube - AC/DC - long way to the top

Is SirM bringing the the cubs out.

hos

moneyman · 05-07-2008, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

Its a long way to Chilliwack, but the Pipers are starting to play, and the Mighty Rangers are ready to roll.

YouTube - AC/DC - long way to the top

Is SirM bringing the the cubs out.

hos

Ok Hos you are starting to realize how to be obnoxious, and I personally like it. If you really want to impress me, I think a picture of the Cup and The Rangers with Quenn playing We Are The Champions would be a good touch.

Just a humble supporter. Or else I'll pay to get Coach really hammered then sit him down at a lap top. That way there will at least be some posts worth reading. Come on Coach get back on the TTP crack it wants you! You need it

Some pleasures in life are worth it!

$$$MAN

dickens_cider · 05-07-2008, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by moneyman

The Rangers with Quenn playing We Are The Champions would be a good touch.

$$

I think Queen's rendition would be better suited

HOS, what is the closest golf course out there? Might have to get 18 (pints) in before kick off.

YouTube - RANGERS FC - FOLLOW FOLLOW

**Regs** · 05-07-2008, 10:53 AM

Is there a beer garden at the finals this weekend?

dickens_cider · 05-07-2008, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Regs

Is there a beer garden at the finals this weekend?

yes...

**Hands of Stone** · 05-07-2008, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dickens_cider

HOS, what is the closest golf course out there? Might have to get 18 (pints) in before kick off.

I have heard that The Falls is very nice, not sure about 18 pints with that one, with that kind of beer you may want to try the coarse right on the right hand side of the #1, just before the wack, or the mini golf at the fun center on the left hand side.

Moneyman thanks, but it is tough to be a Ranger, everyone wants a piece.

YouTube - Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead Or Alive

hos

dickens_cider · 05-07-2008, 03:42 PM

Thanks Hos.. The Falls it is, if we can warm the bus up early enough.

YouTube - Bon Jovi - Keep The Faith

**Sir M** · 05-07-2008, 08:13 PM

HOS, no sorry not looking good. One Cub cannot be involved because he might get injured.

And the second Cub is at a golf tournament at Northview. Curiously, the post tournament banquet will be attended by but two people. And even more curiously, it will be held in a dark corner at the Park Royal Keg.

Sir M.

04-29-2008, 11:59 PM	#423 (permalink)
Scottyshell Member Joined: Sep 2003 Location: Theothersideofmidnight Posts: 454 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Pretty quiet on here now that there are two teams left...... Cheers! __________________ Win or lose there's always the booze...Cheers!

04-30-2008, 12:21 AM	#424 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,047 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter 2 weeks between games doesn't help either. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

05-01-2008, 08:51 AM	#427 (permalink)
whistle blower Member Joined: Mar 2003 Location: Football City Posts: 216 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Rangers came over to the Island to win the cup last year. __________________ I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

05-01-2008, 12:22 PM	#428 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,953 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Shhhh... __________________ Acumfegovan

05-03-2008, 10:21 PM	#432 (permalink)
Taxman Member Joined: Sep 2004 Location: New West Posts: 311 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter RockHead - you could always bring Pamela Anderson over ... she's about the only trophy the Island will get close to.

05-07-2008, 10:53 AM	#436 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,047 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter Is there a beer garden at the finals this weekend? __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

05-07-2008, 08:13 PM	#440 (permalink)
Sir M Give Me Strength A Better Bastard Joined: Feb 2004 Location: At the Estate Posts: 2,461 Images: 2 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: 2008 Masters Provincial Cup Banter HOS, no sorry not looking good. One Cub cannot be involved because he might get injured. And the second Cub is at a golf tournament at Northview. Curiously, the post tournament banquet will be attended by but two people. And even more curiously, it will be held in a dark corner at the Park Royal Keg. Sir M. __________________ "Put an egg in your shoe...and beat it".