TTP in Penticton.

[gong show]

Originally posted by MILLSY
As I previously mentioned, without much response, Paulsation and myself will be bringing our entourage. Four of our "friends" will be tagging along and they are some fine single, lovely, willing and capable participants(ladies) in whatever frivolities are requested of them. Whom ever might be elected champion of our cause when your making those critical decisions on the starting eleven don't forget about the guys bringing the BOOTY!

P.S. Notty you sound like quite the "ladies man" so this tidbit of information may be of great use when wrestling with those last minute lineup decisions.

Millsy, is one of them the sherriff, and if so is she bringing her gun and handcuffs....

[MILLSY]

Originally posted by gong show
Millsy, is one of them the sherriff, and if so is she bringing her gun and handcuffs....

Yes the sherriff will be joining myself and Paulsation as well as the school girl, french maid and nurse.

[gong show]

Originally posted by MILLSY
Yes the sherriff will be joining myself and Paulsation as well as the school girl, french maid and nurse.

School girl, french maid, and a nurse!!!!! Alright, three more times i'm gonna get shot down that weekend!!!!

[gong show]

Hey TheRob, Bertrum just got us a room( me, hammer, bertrum and kerr) in Penticton. However we had to use your name to get it, since the four of us are still banned from entering penticton city limits. I hope thats cool, we will take real good care of the room!!!

[zenga]

Maybe I missed something when are we getting together so I can meet all you fags!!!!

[gong show]

Is that new 4:00 am closing time in penticton going to be in Effect when our sorry acts roll into town on the May Long???

[bertrum]

Originally posted by gong show
Is that new 4:00 am closing time in penticton going to be in Effect when our sorry acts roll into town on the May Long???

Something we should certainly know Mr Gongshow. Could affect us dramatically the next day. Perhaps we should ring the Penticton council? 10 more sleeps until Penticton.

[TheRob]

Zenga,

We were hoping we could all hook up on Friday night around 9 or 10 at the Kettle Valley Pub. It's on the highway out of town towards Kelowna right beside the golf course!!!!!

[gong show]

Originally posted by bertrum
Something we should certainly know Mr Gongshow. Could affect us dramatically the next day. Perhaps we should ring the Penticton council? 10 more sleeps until Penticton.

I wonder if Penticton council has decided to turn that bike path behind the RCMP station into a REAL road yet???
Good Times............

[MILLSY]

Originally posted by gong show
I wonder if Penticton council has decided to turn that bike path behind the RCMP station into a REAL road yet???
Good Times............

Huh? does anyone know what gongshow is on about or is he just running in the next civic elections in Penticton? Little annoyed by the ineptness of the city council are we!

[gong show]

Originally posted by MILLSY
Huh? does anyone know what gongshow is on about or is he just running in the next civic elections in Penticton? Little annoyed by the ineptness of the city council are we!

Millsy, it goes back a few years in penticton and we were trying to find the Earl's. AW was driving and bertrum and Raj were following. Me draper, hammer etc were with AW drinking casuals and giving bad directions. We zigged when we should have zagged and ended up on a bike path that we had mistaken for a road. Of course the two clowns behind us followed us and we both stopped on the bike path complete with people on bikes going by giving us dirty looks. As we were laughing our heads off i happened to glance to my right and noticed about 8 police cars parked right beside us in the parking lot of the RCMP detachment.
Needless to say we booked er out of there as fast as two cars can go backwards and around cyclists and metal posts to safety. Oh yah we found the Earl's ....

[bertrum]

Originally posted by gong show
Millsy, it goes back a few years in penticton and we were trying to find the Earl's. AW was driving and bertrum and Raj were following. Me draper, hammer etc were with AW drinking casuals and giving bad directions. We zigged when we should have zagged and ended up on a bike path that we had mistaken for a road. Of course the two clowns behind us followed us and we both stopped on the bike path complete with people on bikes going by giving us dirty looks. As we were laughing our heads off i happened to glance to my right and noticed about 8 police cars parked right beside us in the parking lot of the RCMP detachment.
Needless to say we booked er out of there as fast as two cars can go backwards and around cyclists and metal posts to safety. Oh yah we found the Earl's ....

Indeed a tumultous and amusing situation. I enjoy IDing people at the dance and assisting security with ejections personally. Avoid smoked salmon, barter for Subway kit and for God sakes find me a home in Penticton. Chicks in the beer garden's will do the darnest things even when you are sweaty and stinky.

[gong show]

Originally posted by bertrum
Indeed a tumultous and amusing situation. I enjoy IDing people at the dance and assisting security with ejections personally. Avoid smoked salmon, barter for Subway kit and for God sakes find me a home in Penticton. Chicks in the beer garden's will do the darnest things even when you are sweaty and stinky.

Chicks in the beer garden....mmmmmmmmmm

[TheRob]

For those coming up, I thought I'd pass this along.

The official rules for the tournament.

¨ Maximum of 18 players may dress for a game.
¨ Each team is responsible for a game ball.
¨ Players may play for one team only during the tournament.
¨ No restrictions to the number of substitutions during the game.
¨ Referee must be notified of all substitutions.
¨ No substitution is allowed for a player ejected by an official.
¨ Ejected players face an automatic one game suspension.
¨ Three yellow cards, - one game suspension.
¨ Each team is guaranteed three games.
¨ Saturday and Sunday: 2 - 40 minute halves. No overtime.
¨ Penalty kicks decide if tied after regulation time.
¨ If “B” or Consolation finals are tied after regulation then Penalty Shoot-Out decides winner. No overtime. 2 – 40 minute halves
¨ “A” Final: 2 - 45 minute halves, overtime 2 - 5 minute halves.
¨ If “A” Final is tied after regulation and overtime, Penalty Shoot-Out decides.
¨ Ladies games are the same rules as the Men’s
¨ Three officials will be provided for all games.
¨ Referee’s decision is final.
¨ Protests relative to irregularities must be directed to tournament chairman.
¨ Three guest players allowed per team.
¨ If same coloured jersey is worn by both team the team named at the bottom of game list must change to different colour of jersey.
¨ Team lists must be turned in at managers and coaches meeting SATURDAY: 9:15 a.m. AT CLUB HOUSE.

The "three guest players" rule has me a little worried. Who's coming to the managers meeting with me?

I've sent an e-mail to the organizers to see when our first match is. I'll post here when I find out.

[knvb]

Originally posted by TheRob
Everyone, put on your new buffs.

There has been a merger. Team TTP now consists of:

TheRob
Regs
Showtime
Hands of Stone
Yoda
Millsy
Zenga
Dapotayto
knvb
Bunny
Guerrero
Bertrum
Notty
Paulstation
H-Dog
Scotty Kerr
Porn Star


As of right now, I think we are closed for more players. If we need/decide to take more up, I will post in here.

TheRob is this squad confirmed now? What's the word on Jinky and Captain?

PS. Gong show, I'm going for a nap now, please be sure to update your sleep flow chart.

[MILLSY]

Gongshow, this direct quote from a couple of my lady friends joining us for the weekend may interest you.

They said and I quote, "There had better be some fukcing hot guys in Penticton on the long weekend!".

To which I replied, "Are we not getting much lately sweethearts?"

"It's been about 3 months" said the buxom girl.

"No kidding, it's been way to long!" agreed the Sherriff.

[knvb]

Note to self: - Give Millsy a big fat kiss and buy him a pint when we meet.

[TheRob]

knvb,

Out of that list the only one out is Notty. Something about an abdominal injury. He's a pussy if you ask me.

Captain hasn't confirmed yet, and I haven't heard a thing from Jinks. Regs was going to ask a couple more guys from Peg I think. There is also one more that was added last week at Bertrum's request. Ken Clarke I think his name was?

Other then that everyone there is still coming up. Now a trio of hot Mission chicks to apperantly.

"It's been about 3 months" said the buxom girl.

"No kidding, it's been way to long!" agreed the Sherriff.

Why don't the just "do" eachother?

[Regs]

I'm pretty sure The Juggler is 100% as well so please add him to the list. I mentioned this earlier, didn't I?

Shirts are being ordered today, screening will be done by next week (we hope). I've put in an order for 20 XL and 5 L ... obviously there will be some left over, perhaps for Millsy's Posse

Cost per shirt will be in the $12-$15 range.

Later,

~Regs.

[gong show]

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PS. Gong show, I'm going for a nap now, please be sure to update your sleep flow chart. [/b][/quote]

No problem, now that it is single digits it is easier for me to count down now.....