The Soccer Sucks Website

TheRob · 07-11-2006, 07:48 AM

The first paragraph describes Besty to a T. Wow! It's like they know him.

Check it out:

http://www.soccersucks.net/

Dude · 07-11-2006, 08:13 AM

Nice find! Soccer does suck. I like the soccer hair section...

"Just because you have the ability to turn your hair a different color doesn't mean you should. Cretin."

"Look in the mirror, you're not black."

Several repeat offenders in that section, too. Valdorama and Seaman made several appearances.

You gotta laugh, just like Jim Rome w/ his soccer takes.

besty · 07-11-2006, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRob

The first paragraph describes Besty to a T. Wow! It's like they know him.

Check it out:

http://www.soccersucks.net/

Nice one!

trece verde · 07-12-2006, 11:53 AM

Humourful...in the pathetic unintentional Jim Rome kind of way.

The site would be much more effective if it stuck to being tongue-through-cheek. Instead, it tends to the ham-fisted bludgeon approach, kind of like Franchise trying to tell you that he like the Leafs...

The hair section was the best part, although relying on Valderama's scary lid, bad mullets, early-mid 70s hair farmers like George Best, and Charlton's comb-over is kind of stretching it. If you go through the history books, you can find all kinds of shocking lettuce in hockey, basketball, and Merkin handball.

Back to swimming, which as every good Merkin knows of course imparts nowhere near the athletic benefits of softball or 10 pin bowling...

SoccerPaper · 07-31-2006, 03:15 PM

have any of you seen the Ronaldo sucks website?

I used to have a link for it, but it's gone now.

bulljive · 07-31-2006, 05:47 PM

Have you made all 12 of those posts today. Grab a water bottle and take a fukcing breather already.

canucklehead · 07-31-2006, 11:14 PM

I'm particularly fond of the spam he's putting out there

You may want to check out the rules to this site, buddy.

07-11-2006, 07:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,745 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	The Soccer Sucks Website The first paragraph describes Besty to a T. Wow! It's like they know him. Check it out: http://www.soccersucks.net/

07-11-2006, 08:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,293 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: The Soccer Sucks Website Nice find! Soccer does suck. I like the soccer hair section... "Just because you have the ability to turn your hair a different color doesn't mean you should. Cretin." "Look in the mirror, you're not black." Several repeat offenders in that section, too. Valdorama and Seaman made several appearances. You gotta laugh, just like Jim Rome w/ his soccer takes. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

07-12-2006, 11:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,600 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: The Soccer Sucks Website Humourful...in the pathetic unintentional Jim Rome kind of way. The site would be much more effective if it stuck to being tongue-through-cheek. Instead, it tends to the ham-fisted bludgeon approach, kind of like Franchise trying to tell you that he like the Leafs... The hair section was the best part, although relying on Valderama's scary lid, bad mullets, early-mid 70s hair farmers like George Best, and Charlton's comb-over is kind of stretching it. If you go through the history books, you can find all kinds of shocking lettuce in hockey, basketball, and Merkin handball. Back to swimming, which as every good Merkin knows of course imparts nowhere near the athletic benefits of softball or 10 pin bowling... __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...

07-31-2006, 03:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
SoccerPaper Member Joined: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 60 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: The Soccer Sucks Website have any of you seen the Ronaldo sucks website? I used to have a link for it, but it's gone now.

07-31-2006, 05:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
bulljive Member Joined: Nov 2003 Location: delta Posts: 1,294 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: The Soccer Sucks Website Have you made all 12 of those posts today. Grab a water bottle and take a fukcing breather already. __________________ Some asshole keeps farting in my pants

07-31-2006, 11:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
canucklehead Member Joined: Mar 2002 Location: Valley Posts: 252 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: The Soccer Sucks Website I'm particularly fond of the spam he's putting out there You may want to check out the rules to this site, buddy.

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