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Old 09-23-2006, 10:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default IKEA - Who's getting fired?

I personally didn't hear about the story but the wife told me about it on Friday.
For anyone who get's the IKEA catalogue (if you don't find someone who has one), and open up the front cover.
There is a fold out page.

Tell me if you see anything "interesting" in that family picture.
I'm betting the wife wished she had one for herself.

That's it, go to your recycling bag and dig it out.

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Old 09-24-2006, 12:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You're getting excited over the way the dog's back right leg is folded? You really need to hire a sitter for the kids and get out more often...

One of my neighbours saw the same thing. I'm just going out to get her some new batteries...

Holmes to the rescue,

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Old 09-24-2006, 01:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's a good boy!

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Old 09-24-2006, 10:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yes Trece, i'm sooooo excited over it.


Seriously, if you don't want to have a little fun with people on here, then fcuk off! Otherwise just go along with it.

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PS: Thanks Keeper for posting the pic, i was too lazy to scan it. Besides i'd probably get harassed for spending too much time with the picture anyways.
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Old 09-24-2006, 11:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Don't worry about it Yoda. Trece must work for the City of Vancouver. He's a No-Fun TTPer.
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Old 09-24-2006, 02:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I think Trece's whole point is having some fun with it.
His neighbor's toy that it is...

I have to run now as the dog's whinging about not getting his daily dose of peanut butter yet today.

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Old 09-24-2006, 03:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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My post wasn't meant to sound that fiesty, but after reading a few hours later, i guess it does.

I still think he's a german city worker, but he may have found some humour in it.
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Old 09-24-2006, 06:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I nearly fell off the thrown when I checked that out this morning, too funny. Intentional or not I think subliminally it's had an effect on the missus, I couldn’t figure out why she wanted to buy a dog to keep her company and to go shopping with her, until now.
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I think Trece's whole point is having some fun with it.
His neighbor's toy that it is...

I have to run now as the dog's whinging about not getting his daily dose of peanut butter yet today.

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So funny, yet so very wrong.

Ranger...that image now occupies a deep and disturbed part of my consiousness. Thanks for that. Asshole.
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Old 09-25-2006, 10:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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RF, a dog, and peanut butter...

My retinas are still burning, even from the mental image...

Yoda: yes, I'm definitely German. Ask Hoffmann.

Now Fcuk Off, I've got to take my neighbour to the dentist. Something about chipped teeth...

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