"Writing" that is too difficult to decipher in the Inglishe Langwidge Thread" - Page 6

**Captain Shamrock** · 03-12-2003, 07:50 AM

Actually, I was still drunk during that post, and unfortunately the hangover is kicking in right about now, just in time to go teach.....

Screw You Captain · 03-12-2003, 09:09 AM

Oh, so you've decided to come back to work, have you? Very thoughtful

Hope you guys had fun.

**Captain Shamrock** · 03-21-2003, 11:33 AM

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i think u where dipping into your secret stash when u read the vmsl site but that doesn't really surprise me at all and me writing like a drunk boxer maybe true because im out of my secret stash and a certain "shriner" hasn't come by to replace the baggy

Great stuff, Bender. That run-on would make KNVB proud.

The Drunk Boxer

**knvb** · 03-21-2003, 11:40 AM

(Sniffle)... Brings a wee tear to me eye.

**Captain Shamrock** · 03-27-2003, 11:45 PM

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When the hell is the first league games?

Subject/verb......

When the hell ARE the first league games?

**knvb** · 04-04-2003, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Whirlwind
Hello wankers whirlwind here back from my hiatus Double in tells me there is a big match on the 16th I shall be there to do a little thrashing O ya any one have a calculator Whos the ****in prince of manchester There is only one true Manc is these parts Not a bad name all the same O ya onedart still throwing bricks O ya to all you England fans out there nice to see a thrashing of those dirty turks o Sorry is that not nice aww Bullocks

The largest run on in DCS history? Perhaps.

**Walks** · 04-04-2003, 02:55 PM

How many possible infringements of the English language is there in that fcuking conglomeration ??

Dude · 04-04-2003, 03:04 PM

Zenga had some dandies (add that one to the TTP Gay Word Dictionary) before he sorted himself out...but none like that!

Magic! Very Sid-esque!

Keeper · 05-14-2003, 11:13 AM

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Why is Vijay apologizing but we have heard nothing from the Reporter Ferguson who decided to quote only what he felt like to distort what VS said?

Run on, brother, run on.

club_i_champ · 06-05-2003, 02:05 AM

Parkhead

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Maybe the manger just wants to see him get chipped in person

Maybe the what?

Keeper · 06-10-2003, 10:41 PM

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Yes, There music is phenomenal
No, there music is crap
Yes, i can forgive the music to check out the ladies in audience

Once, I can overlook. Twice . . .

One Dart · 06-10-2003, 10:49 PM

I'm sure you see enough of that on your practicum Keeper. Perhaps you should come out to Holly on Thursday and give BA a mini lesson.

**Captain Shamrock** · 06-28-2003, 10:28 PM

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) KNVB you cant be shocked by cainy's comments. you have been coming on here for 2 years slagging the valley but the thing is we all know who you are and have seen you play. you are a dedcent player but you definatley have not earned the right to talk shit about us or the valley. you chose to remain with slurrey, get playing time when you can and be a good club guy and thats great but how does that make you any better than us? we have all known each other for too long , before you post again mabey ask yourself "would I say this to thier faces". Not a bad bit of advise!

In order....

can' t
C ainy's
Y ou
Y ou
decent
defini tely
Y ou
cho ose
that' s
W e
maybe
W ould
their
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We'll leave the run-ons alone. A handy post though. This thread has been quiet over the last few weeks. Cheers.

Almost forgot....a comma after KNVB and a question mark after faces......

SC · 06-28-2003, 11:10 PM

My eyes hurt from reading the above quote...

Captain, are you running the TTP Summer School program this year?

+SC
Where can these jokers sign up?

Keeper · 07-01-2003, 11:37 PM

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You know who else didn't give you your moneys worth.

The institution that certified you to be a teacher. They obviously left out a grammar lesson or two.

Now try again to explain how anything can be "somewhat" unique.

Thick bugger, aren't you?

The way the first Charlie's Angel was somewhat unique was that some aspects and directing techniques were unique while others were not. As a result, the movie in its entirety was not completely unique. On the other hand, it wasn't a complete copy of other Hollywood action flicks either.

If you're trying to take issue with "somewhat unique", I hope, for your sake, that you're staying away from the I-tie threads.

Meanwhile, I suggest you return to whatever institution you bought your way through and have them proof-read your last post. While I assume your first sentence was meant to be a statement you can go back and review "Chapter 1: Shitty Use of a Sentence Fragment".

Here endth the lesson.

**Hands of Stone** · 07-02-2003, 12:17 AM

I love it when piss-takes make it into the Inglish langwidge thread except mabey when they are post by HOS.

Can somoeone take a dig at that prick Capt. please.

HOS

Jinky · 07-02-2003, 12:39 AM

Your answer is incorrect keeper.

Try again.

Read the question again.

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try again to explain how anything can be "somewhat" unique

Keeper · 07-02-2003, 01:53 AM

I'm very sorry, but I was trying to answer your first question:

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How could it be "somewhat" unique?

Now, run along and fcuk off before your latest attempts at piss-taking become any less funny.

Jinky · 07-02-2003, 02:14 AM

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I'm very sorry, but I was trying to answer your first question

Tried and failed.

Why are you getting so angry? Can't you see the irony?

Since you can't figure it out, I'll tell you.

Nothing can be somewhat unique.
Nothing can be very unique.
Nothing can be partially unique.
Nothing can be totally unique.

Something is either unique or it is not.

There are no degrees of uniqueness.

Someone should write a review of your come-back attempts.

**Captain Shamrock** · 07-02-2003, 09:04 AM

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Can somoeone take a dig at that prick Capt. please.

As usual, HOS's comments were not unique. Another feeble attempt from a part-time blue nose.

03-12-2003, 07:50 AM	#101 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	Thanks, SSweeper....... Actually, I was still drunk during that post, and unfortunately the hangover is kicking in right about now, just in time to go teach.....

03-12-2003, 09:09 AM	#102 (permalink)
Screw You Captain Member Joined: Nov 2001 Location: looking for Reeves Park Posts: 430 TTP Friends: (0)	Oh, so you've decided to come back to work, have you? Very thoughtful Hope you guys had fun. __________________ ...and the rest is gravy.

03-21-2003, 11:40 AM	#104 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	(Sniffle)... Brings a wee tear to me eye. __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

04-04-2003, 02:55 PM	#107 (permalink)
Walks Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Dec 2001 Location: Moscow Posts: 1,315 Images: 54 TTP Friends: (3)	Beat me to it ......... How many possible infringements of the English language is there in that fcuking conglomeration ??

04-04-2003, 03:04 PM	#108 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Zenga had some dandies (add that one to the TTP Gay Word Dictionary) before he sorted himself out...but none like that! Magic! Very Sid-esque! __________________ Om nom nom nom...

06-10-2003, 10:49 PM	#112 (permalink)
One Dart Member Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Where are the nuggets? Posts: 2,151 TTP Friends: (0)	I'm sure you see enough of that on your practicum Keeper. Perhaps you should come out to Holly on Thursday and give BA a mini lesson.

06-28-2003, 11:10 PM	#114 (permalink)
SC Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: On the fence. Posts: 3,011 Images: 121 TTP Friends: (3)	summer vacation hey? My eyes hurt from reading the above quote... Captain, are you running the TTP Summer School program this year? +SC Where can these jokers sign up?

07-02-2003, 12:17 AM	#116 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,461 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	I love it when piss-takes make it into the Inglish langwidge thread except mabey when they are post by HOS. Can somoeone take a dig at that prick Capt. please. HOS

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