TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? - Page 4

Skanky CDMTC Blonde · 12-15-2006, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerforever

Don't wear any underwear either,
RF

For sure Ill get right on it.

At first I thought a Christmas party would be fun, but even if it was a bit of a drive and was at a bar. And it was at a bar that was going out ofbusiness too and then they were going to eat eels YUCK so i had second thoughts. But now being told to come to the party you DUMB BLONDE has really got me peeling the La Senzas off at we speak and waxing so I could be closer to you.

I am dumb DUHH.

So dcuk off idiot. Have fun at your party.

dickens_cider · 12-16-2006, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skanky CDMTC Blonde

For sure Ill get right on it.

At first I thought a Christmas party would be fun, but even if it was a bit of a drive and was at a bar. And it was at a bar that was going out ofbusiness too and then they were going to eat eels YUCK so i had second thoughts. But now being told to come to the party you DUMB BLONDE has really got me peeling the La Senzas off at we speak and waxing so I could be closer to you.

I am dumb DUHH.

So dcuk off idiot. Have fun at your party.

Settle down you West Van Trollup!! Tear off your parachute panties and come have some fun!! I'll protect you from Coach, he is gay anyways!! Besides Regs will be there, Hotteset bald guy since Yul Brynner ( terrible soccer player though...one move) and Captain "Michael Flatley" Shamrock, not to be confused with his tuff cousin Tim,I am still tuff at age 40! will be there and Possibly Sir "Richard Gere" M! I Love to steal Poker money off of Dany Vaughn and SCP have you tried the beans at the Club house, my team dives at every chance they get PCOV. Inter sucks and Colunbus wines, No Luch that is not a new winery in osoyoos YET!.... Merry Christmas and fcuk off. unlucky SFu tonight, Slurrey got a few goals against the run of the play.

Piss off!

**Coach** · 12-17-2006, 03:49 PM

Alrighty then....................

I saw a few of the boys this weekend who say we have a fair amount of TTP loyals and TTP followers coming out on Weds night!

This will be our last function at good old Kelly O Bryans.

I am up to about nine or ten very good door prizes.

I am still working on having the next part of the Pak Cup draw done that night.

Whistle Blower and Big Bag will have to okay the draw.

See you all there....................

Oh yeah, the first round is on R F baby!!!!

**Sir M** · 12-17-2006, 09:35 PM

Coach,

Much to my surprise, and I can't promise anything at this point, because (yawn look to the left) reliability is not one of the bear cubs' strong points, but an early prediction is that some of us will be making the big trip from up North to join you all on Wednesday for a cup of TTP Christmas Cheer.

Be warned.

trece verde · 12-19-2006, 10:58 AM

Gents (and Coach):

Far too many late nights at work lately, but I will see if I can talk La Señora into the trip from East Van tomorrow night. Maybe SCP too, if I can tear him away from the "magic beans" he's promised to Danny Vaughn for the next poker game...

Trouble is, we're already over our quota for trips to Surrey for the year, and there's still that matter of the restraining order out there against the demonspawn (I mean niños)...

Not sure about Old One-Wing (colemanj); he usually drags his arse around on the turf at Burnaby Lake on Wednesday nights with the rest of the old geezers, but if you tell him cheap beer, he might come out from there and help me set up a game of indoor plink (what else could you possibly do with a room full of drunken soccer players?).

Cheers,

Trece

Dude · 12-19-2006, 11:04 AM

Looney Boy.

But, beware if Utah brings his 10 year old demon seed. Apparently he's been coming home from school lately with pockets full of dollar coins after seeing us play it at NAP, then teaching it to all the suckers at school.

Best to leave the little thief at home, Utah. Besides, the cnut makes fun of my shoes.

trece verde · 12-19-2006, 11:44 AM

Scramble.

I'd be more worried about Utah's kid getting shaken down for his change by my two East Van Hellions.

Aside from that, the younger one's already getting more action from the girls than he deserves; he has a attitude that charms the knickers off the wimmenfolk far too easily. SCP's already warned him to stay away from his daughters, and I'm sure that you guys wouldn't appreciate the competition for kilted waitresses at KOB's. Therefore, I'll be leaving him and his older hermano at home.

Trece

ps - Dude, don't worry about your shoes; everybody probably makes fun of them. At least they aren't making fun of your hair.

Dude · 12-19-2006, 11:54 AM

I don't know Trece...as I understand it, Utah shaves horns off the kid every day before dropping him off at school.

trece verde · 12-19-2006, 12:52 PM

twice a day AND on Sundays....

*BlazeArmy* · 12-19-2006, 01:07 PM

Dude's shoes.

**Hands of Stone** · 12-19-2006, 03:40 PM

Dude must have a SUPER-SIZE .... with shoes like those, or is it a small frie.

hos

Dude · 12-19-2006, 05:53 PM

I'm going to pass on that tee'd up ball there.

~Iwon'tsayyourmissusthinksit'sasupersize

**knvb** · 12-19-2006, 06:01 PM

With such stimulating conversation and unbelievable wit it’s a small wonder how the KOB Xmas mangler hasn't reached maximum capacity already.

5bigtoes · 12-19-2006, 09:16 PM

TTP Christmas bash....well sounds like a load O fun

got a call from me old pal Crafty encouraging 5bt to come out for a few pints o hop like beverages....much like T.V. i have had way too many nights out....but me thinks it will be fun and there might be a chance to work out a contract for Jan2007(return of 5BT)

colemanj · 12-20-2006, 09:51 AM

Trece,

Just pick me up at the Thirsty Penguin on your way by, I will have the special plinking equipment on hand. We could bring Hanno and Ian for demonstration purposes if you have room. A little entertainment never hurts a party.

trece verde · 12-20-2006, 01:08 PM

j:

Have the special plinking shoes on in anticipation of this. Just hoping that I can get out of work early enough to actually go - I was stuck here till 3 this morning working on a deadline...

What time will you be at the Penguin?

I can just see life with those two in the back seat of a car - every parent's travel nightmare: "Are we there yet?" "Make Ian stop talking to me!" "Hanno won't stay on his own side of the seat!"

Trece

**sixfyv** · 12-20-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

I'm going to pass on that tee'd up ball there.

http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...oadfile&i=2999

with a swing like that, you should pass on any golf references...

*BlazeArmy* · 12-20-2006, 03:04 PM

It would have been nice if he followed through with the club throw so you guys could measure if the ball or club went farther.

colemanj · 12-20-2006, 04:16 PM

Trece,

We hit the Penguin at 7:30 -- like the Hotel California though, once in it is hard to leave... prepare for a talking to if you dare enter. Better yet, bring your boots for 5:30 kickoff.

trece verde · 12-20-2006, 04:39 PM

j:

Just like a previous Saturday, can't make it for kickoff - too much work to do at work. I'll try for 7:30, and will probably have to come back here. Gotta say though, the lure of $3.50 pints at KOB's is pretty tempting for a cheapskate like me, even enough to put up with Aulde Bill's senile rantings...

Trece

12-17-2006, 03:49 PM	#63 (permalink)
Coach Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Mar 2002 Location: the grove Posts: 1,507 Images: 127 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Alrighty then.................... I saw a few of the boys this weekend who say we have a fair amount of TTP loyals and TTP followers coming out on Weds night! This will be our last function at good old Kelly O Bryans. I am up to about nine or ten very good door prizes. I am still working on having the next part of the Pak Cup draw done that night. Whistle Blower and Big Bag will have to okay the draw. See you all there.................... Oh yeah, the first round is on R F baby!!!!

12-17-2006, 09:35 PM	#64 (permalink)
Sir M Give Me Strength A Better Bastard Joined: Feb 2004 Location: At the Estate Posts: 2,532 Images: 2 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Coach, Much to my surprise, and I can't promise anything at this point, because (yawn look to the left) reliability is not one of the bear cubs' strong points, but an early prediction is that some of us will be making the big trip from up North to join you all on Wednesday for a cup of TTP Christmas Cheer. Be warned. __________________ "Put an egg in your shoe...and beat it".

12-19-2006, 10:58 AM	#65 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,602 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Gents (and Coach): Far too many late nights at work lately, but I will see if I can talk La Señora into the trip from East Van tomorrow night. Maybe SCP too, if I can tear him away from the "magic beans" he's promised to Danny Vaughn for the next poker game... Trouble is, we're already over our quota for trips to Surrey for the year, and there's still that matter of the restraining order out there against the demonspawn (I mean niños)... Not sure about Old One-Wing (colemanj); he usually drags his arse around on the turf at Burnaby Lake on Wednesday nights with the rest of the old geezers, but if you tell him cheap beer, he might come out from there and help me set up a game of indoor plink (what else could you possibly do with a room full of drunken soccer players?). Cheers, Trece __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King... Last edited by trece verde; 12-19-2006 at 11:02 AM. Reason: balky html

12-19-2006, 11:04 AM	#66 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Looney Boy. But, beware if Utah brings his 10 year old demon seed. Apparently he's been coming home from school lately with pockets full of dollar coins after seeing us play it at NAP, then teaching it to all the suckers at school. Best to leave the little thief at home, Utah. Besides, the cnut makes fun of my shoes. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-19-2006, 11:44 AM	#67 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,602 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Scramble. I'd be more worried about Utah's kid getting shaken down for his change by my two East Van Hellions. Aside from that, the younger one's already getting more action from the girls than he deserves; he has a attitude that charms the knickers off the wimmenfolk far too easily. SCP's already warned him to stay away from his daughters, and I'm sure that you guys wouldn't appreciate the competition for kilted waitresses at KOB's. Therefore, I'll be leaving him and his older hermano at home. Trece ps - Dude, don't worry about your shoes; everybody probably makes fun of them. At least they aren't making fun of your hair. __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...

12-19-2006, 11:54 AM	#68 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? I don't know Trece...as I understand it, Utah shaves horns off the kid every day before dropping him off at school. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-19-2006, 12:52 PM	#69 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,602 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? twice a day AND on Sundays.... __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...

12-19-2006, 01:07 PM	#70 (permalink)
BlazeArmy Not too bright BANNED Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Club 'Ding Posts: 3,052 Images: 23 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Dude's shoes. Attached Images

12-19-2006, 03:40 PM	#71 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,461 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Dude must have a SUPER-SIZE .... with shoes like those, or is it a small frie. hos

12-19-2006, 05:53 PM	#72 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? I'm going to pass on that tee'd up ball there. ~Iwon'tsayyourmissusthinksit'sasupersize __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-19-2006, 06:01 PM	#73 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? With such stimulating conversation and unbelievable wit it’s a small wonder how the KOB Xmas mangler hasn't reached maximum capacity already.

12-19-2006, 09:16 PM	#74 (permalink)
5bigtoes Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Delta Posts: 888 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? TTP Christmas bash....well sounds like a load O fun got a call from me old pal Crafty encouraging 5bt to come out for a few pints o hop like beverages....much like T.V. i have had way too many nights out....but me thinks it will be fun and there might be a chance to work out a contract for Jan2007(return of 5BT)

12-20-2006, 09:51 AM	#75 (permalink)
colemanj Member Joined: Oct 2003 Location: Summerland Posts: 296 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Trece, Just pick me up at the Thirsty Penguin on your way by, I will have the special plinking equipment on hand. We could bring Hanno and Ian for demonstration purposes if you have room. A little entertainment never hurts a party.

12-20-2006, 01:08 PM	#76 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,602 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? j: Have the special plinking shoes on in anticipation of this. Just hoping that I can get out of work early enough to actually go - I was stuck here till 3 this morning working on a deadline... What time will you be at the Penguin? I can just see life with those two in the back seat of a car - every parent's travel nightmare: "Are we there yet?" "Make Ian stop talking to me!" "Hanno won't stay on his own side of the seat!" Trece __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...

12-20-2006, 03:04 PM	#78 (permalink)
BlazeArmy Not too bright BANNED Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Club 'Ding Posts: 3,052 Images: 23 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? It would have been nice if he followed through with the club throw so you guys could measure if the ball or club went farther.

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12-20-2006, 04:16 PM	#79 (permalink)
colemanj Member Joined: Oct 2003 Location: Summerland Posts: 296 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? Trece, We hit the Penguin at 7:30 -- like the Hotel California though, once in it is hard to leave... prepare for a talking to if you dare enter. Better yet, bring your boots for 5:30 kickoff.

12-20-2006, 04:39 PM	#80 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,602 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: TTP Cup o' Christmas Cheer? j: Just like a previous Saturday, can't make it for kickoff - too much work to do at work. I'll try for 7:30, and will probably have to come back here. Gotta say though, the lure of $3.50 pints at KOB's is pretty tempting for a cheapskate like me, even enough to put up with Aulde Bill's senile rantings... Trece __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...