Assorted Ponderings & Such…

**knvb** · 07-12-2007, 12:08 AM

Why is it Realtor’s feel it necessary to plaster their pictures all over their ads? Why is it appliance salesmen or car salesmen don't put hand to chin and lean wholesomely forward? I don't get it...

**Walks** · 07-12-2007, 10:05 AM

Wow ......... it's different pondering such things on my voice mail at 3:30 in the morning but to do it on TTP before midnight ?? You must've been wellied

TheRob · 07-12-2007, 10:16 AM

Why doesn't knvb answer text messages?

**steve1234** · 07-12-2007, 10:22 AM

Why does'nt KNVB.... Ah never mind.

**knvb** · 01-17-2008, 12:19 PM

What I want to know is this... if you turn into a rabid flesh eating zombie after being bitten by another rabid flesh eating zombie why the hell did the original rabid flesh eating zombie stop eating your flesh after only one bite?

KNVB of the dead...

**Hands of Stone** · 01-17-2008, 01:04 PM

Why doesn't knvb show up to the CAP and open the changerooms for so-called "buddies" when he says he will?

Jerk store called.

hos

**italian_stallion21** · 01-17-2008, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by knvb

What I want to know is this... if you turn into a rabid flesh eating zombie after being bitten by another rabid flesh eating zombie why the hell did the original rabid flesh eating zombie stop eating your flesh after only one bite?

KNVB of the dead...

I believe it has to do with the rate of infection. If it's almost immediate the zombie's don't eat there own so it would basically stop after one or two bites. Your welcome.

trece verde · 01-17-2008, 01:29 PM

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I believe it has to do with the rate of infection. If it's almost immediate the zombie's don't eat there own so it would basically stop after one or two bites. Your welcome.

That's just plain silly.

There's no such thing as KNVBs - they're just figments of your imagination.....

but check under the bed just in case

Trece

**knvb** · 01-17-2008, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

Why doesn't knvb show up to the CAP and open the changerooms for so-called "buddies" when he says he will?

Jerk store called.

hos

You being mad at me for the change rooms being locked at CAP is like you being mad at me for the mall being closed because I shop there once.

Reeder · 01-30-2008, 03:01 PM

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What I want to know is this... if you turn into a rabid flesh eating zombie after being bitten by another rabid flesh eating zombie why the hell did the original rabid flesh eating zombie stop eating your flesh after only one bite?

KNVB of the dead...

This should answer your question. Except you have to read.

**italian_stallion21** · 01-30-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Reeder

This should answer your question. Except you have to read.

Where did you find that? Seriously. That's awesome.

**rangerforever** · 01-30-2008, 08:59 PM

If that's good for also the 'Walking Dead' I bet Steve Millar could use this bit of literature.
It's the way he feels after every match these days marking for two...

Did you guys know Steve Millar opens changerooms for his mates?

Not like some other cnuts...

Dude · 01-30-2008, 09:22 PM

I think our youth soccer season's should be changed to spring / summer / fall.

Discuss.

**rangerforever** · 01-30-2008, 09:36 PM

Atta boy.

trece verde · 01-31-2008, 09:13 AM

...can we get back to the flesh-eating zombies already?

My neighbour's kids are now worried by somebody's "scarry music" and that there are knvbs under the bed....

Dude · 01-31-2008, 09:37 AM

One night , after KNVB & Mrs. KNVB couple had retired for the night,
the Missus became aware that her cnut husband was
touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders
and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her
breasts, touching them very lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the
other side to a point below her waist. He continued
on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the
the other. His hand ran further down the outside of
her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the
inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned
to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time Mrs. K was becoming aroused
and she squirmed a little to better the position
for herself. KNVB stopped abruptly and
rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping you stupid muel?"
she whispered.

He whispered back,
"I found the remote!"

**Regs** · 02-05-2008, 03:56 PM

Why does 65's avatar look better upside down? She doesn't look so great right side up.

~Jacobtwotwo.

Dude · 02-05-2008, 04:11 PM

She looks great either way Regs, but the "new" look avatar is different...like using your left hand, as they say.

**sixfyv** · 02-05-2008, 04:36 PM

i know!!! that is why i have her flipped!!!

Zaurrini · 02-05-2008, 04:52 PM

Still not being able to get thru one of 6 5's posts....I fancy myself as one the experts on 65's avatar.

I think it is because her eyes become the line of sight, as opposed to her nuggets. She is also way more submissive up-side down.

No, seriously. I took sociology/psychology for 3 of my 7 years in college/university/trade-school/university/trade-school

07-12-2007, 12:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Assorted Ponderings & Such… Why is it Realtor’s feel it necessary to plaster their pictures all over their ads? Why is it appliance salesmen or car salesmen don't put hand to chin and lean wholesomely forward? I don't get it... __________________ McDirty can I ask you somthing intalagent. Mr. Base

07-12-2007, 10:05 AM	#2 (permalink)
Walks Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Dec 2001 Location: Moscow Posts: 1,315 Images: 54 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… Wow ......... it's different pondering such things on my voice mail at 3:30 in the morning but to do it on TTP before midnight ?? You must've been wellied

07-12-2007, 10:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,745 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… Why doesn't knvb answer text messages?

07-12-2007, 10:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
steve1234 Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jan 2003 Location: over the hill Posts: 1,208 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… Why does'nt KNVB.... Ah never mind.

01-17-2008, 12:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… What I want to know is this... if you turn into a rabid flesh eating zombie after being bitten by another rabid flesh eating zombie why the hell did the original rabid flesh eating zombie stop eating your flesh after only one bite? KNVB of the dead...

01-17-2008, 01:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,461 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… Why doesn't knvb show up to the CAP and open the changerooms for so-called "buddies" when he says he will? Jerk store called. hos

01-30-2008, 08:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,962 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (9)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… If that's good for also the 'Walking Dead' I bet Steve Millar could use this bit of literature. It's the way he feels after every match these days marking for two... Did you guys know Steve Millar opens changerooms for his mates? Not like some other cnuts... __________________ Acumfegovan

01-30-2008, 09:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… I think our youth soccer season's should be changed to spring / summer / fall. Discuss.

01-30-2008, 09:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,962 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (9)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… Atta boy.

01-31-2008, 09:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,602 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… ...can we get back to the flesh-eating zombies already? My neighbour's kids are now worried by somebody's "scarry music" and that there are knvbs under the bed.... __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...

01-31-2008, 09:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… One night , after KNVB & Mrs. KNVB couple had retired for the night, the Missus became aware that her cnut husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time Mrs. K was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better the position for herself. KNVB stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping you stupid muel?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

02-05-2008, 03:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… Why does 65's avatar look better upside down? She doesn't look so great right side up. ~Jacobtwotwo. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

02-05-2008, 04:11 PM	#18 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… She looks great either way Regs, but the "new" look avatar is different...like using your left hand, as they say.

02-05-2008, 04:36 PM	#19 (permalink)
sixfyv Paulina Gretzky... wow. A Better Bastard Joined: Apr 2002 Location: Suburbs... with the fam... you know the drill. Posts: 1,255 Images: 19 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… i know!!! that is why i have her flipped!!!

02-05-2008, 04:52 PM	#20 (permalink)
Zaurrini Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: ND Posts: 2,695 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Assorted Ponderings & Such… Still not being able to get thru one of 6 5's posts....I fancy myself as one the experts on 65's avatar. I think it is because her eyes become the line of sight, as opposed to her nuggets. She is also way more submissive up-side down. No, seriously. I took sociology/psychology for 3 of my 7 years in college/university/trade-school/university/trade-school __________________ TheRob, HOS, and WhiteShoes were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother but I mean it like the way black people use it which is more meaningful, I think. Zoolander, 2001

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