Dude's Sandwich Review - Page 5

**Dude** · 02-08-2008, 03:46 PM

See, that's not even funny.

What the hell is that in the middle? Slices of liverworst? Turducken?

Now that's a sandwich...liverworst, onion, havarti, and gravy. And bread. We'll need bread, to hold it together, and then heat that mother up. Gravy in a cup, for dipping.

I think I'll hook myself up with one this weekend. I'll call it the Slippery KNVB.

**Dude** · 02-08-2008, 03:59 PM

BTW KNVB, we need a rating, to keep this thread official.

Try to forget that this man may have actually performed the helicopter in close proximity of the ingredients prior to making your meal before giving a ranking.

**knvb** · 02-08-2008, 04:55 PM

The helicopter I can take because at least he had on the funky plastic gloves, but the bleach and cleaning supplies on the same shelf as the bread was suspect.

Based on stright meat to bread content and the pure entertainment level received it's a no brainer at 5 of 5, BUT the over all health hazard, cardiac arrest to windex with Sour dough he should lose a full point and a half. 3.5 of 5.

That said, I'd return.... as soon as my heart starts again.

**Argyle** · 02-08-2008, 05:59 PM

Dude...

Swiss Chalet...Messy Chicken Sandwich. Not a bad meal!!

**Dude** · 02-08-2008, 06:34 PM

Rate it Argyle. What am I, charity? Fcuks sake.

**BlazeArmy** · 02-09-2008, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

Rate it Argyle. What am I, charity? Fcuks sake.

I like Petra better.

Messy chicken is a barely better than average sandwich.

girth · 02-09-2008, 12:10 PM

Messy Chicken at Swiss Chalet is Fantastic! It is a large portion...smothered in gravy.mmmmm!

**Argyle** · 02-12-2008, 06:39 PM

Messy chicken sandwich...3 and 7/8th's out of a possible 5. Would have rated higher...but they always try to stick you with these fcuken steamed veggies!!!

Tim Berners-Lee · 06-17-2008, 11:35 AM

the best deal in town is the Lumberjack sandwich, available at your local Safeway deli. Its delicious, scrumptious, outttttttttttrageous

Tim Berners-Lee · 07-15-2008, 06:30 PM

don't be a bitch dude, respect your thread and go spend 20 on a lobster sub and let us know whats up

**The Franchise** · 07-15-2008, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Berners-Lee

don't be a bitch dude, respect your thread and go spend 20 on a lobster sub and let us know whats up

Had one in Halifax, were the lobster is actually fresh....sadly its not great for the price of it!

girth · 07-15-2008, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Berners-Lee

the best deal in town is the Lumberjack sandwich, available at your local Safeway deli. Its delicious, scrumptious, outttttttttttrageous

How dare you step in Safeway!

**kjohnsob** · 07-15-2008, 08:06 PM

Safeway is Evil

girth · 07-15-2008, 08:18 PM

looks expensive!

**Dude** · 07-15-2008, 08:51 PM

Tim, honestly, do you think I'd pay for a sandwich? I am Dude, of the TTP Sandwich Review. I don't pay for my sandwiches.

The Subway Lobster Sandwich is already a loser on account of costs / quantity ratio. Too much bun, too many dollars.

.5/5 toothpicks without even a sample.

**Captain Shamrock** · 07-15-2008, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

Tim, honestly, do you think I'd pay for a sandwich? I am Dude, of the TTP Sandwich Review. I don't pay for my sandwiches.

The Subway Lobster Sandwich is already a loser on account of costs / quantity ratio. Too much bun, too many dollars.

.5/5 toothpicks without even a sample.

Yes, if you doubled the 'meat' in the Lobster sandwich and comboed it, you would be looking at $26..........great deal.

I love lobster but I'll NEVER pay that kind of money for that.........

**italian_stallion21** · 07-16-2008, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Shamrock

Yes, if you doubled the 'meat' in the Lobster sandwich and comboed it, you would be looking at $26..........great deal.

I love lobster but I'll NEVER pay that kind of money for that.........

Since I'm on the Jared diet

I go to Subway a lot, and never will by the lobster sub. That being said, I asked them about it and apparently it's quite popular, and most people do double the meat. Weird. Dinner for 2 at Subway could be $50.

**Captain Shamrock** · 07-16-2008, 09:44 AM

I can just see it........HOS and his wife......

"Honey, I'm going to take you out for a beautiful lobster dinner."

"Great.....then I will give you the shag of your life. Where are we going?"

"Subway."

"Looks like you'll be wanking again tonight."

Freddy · 07-16-2008, 11:01 AM

Though not officially a sandwich, Moderne Burger finally re-opened after more than a year of being closed for renovations (and smoke damage from next door). I went there last week, and it was as good as ever. Although, they took on the place next door to expand their size, they really only added about 4 of those little tight 4 person tables. I really like the owners, but I am scratching my head on how this took 15 months and now they can seat only a few more people. Oh well, so long as those burgers keep rolling, chocolate malted milk shakes, and fresh fries with dipping sauce. Man, might have to go again soon.

Hands of Stone · 07-16-2008, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Shamrock

I can just see it........HOS and his wife......

Come on Cappy, I can't afford subway lobster.

I like my seafood fresh, and there is nothing better than the crabs and lobsters (they look like lobsters) that I catch down at Barnet Beach.
Fresh loaf of bread, and now you get your shag.

hos

02-08-2008, 03:46 PM	#81 (permalink)
Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 7,921 Images: 48 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review See, that's not even funny. What the hell is that in the middle? Slices of liverworst? Turducken? Now that's a sandwich...liverworst, onion, havarti, and gravy. And bread. We'll need bread, to hold it together, and then heat that mother up. Gravy in a cup, for dipping. I think I'll hook myself up with one this weekend. I'll call it the Slippery KNVB.

02-08-2008, 03:59 PM	#82 (permalink)
Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 7,921 Images: 48 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review BTW KNVB, we need a rating, to keep this thread official. Try to forget that this man may have actually performed the helicopter in close proximity of the ingredients prior to making your meal before giving a ranking.

02-08-2008, 04:55 PM	#83 (permalink)
knvb No, really, I am... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Yes Posts: 10,466 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review The helicopter I can take because at least he had on the funky plastic gloves, but the bleach and cleaning supplies on the same shelf as the bread was suspect. Based on stright meat to bread content and the pure entertainment level received it's a no brainer at 5 of 5, BUT the over all health hazard, cardiac arrest to windex with Sour dough he should lose a full point and a half. 3.5 of 5. That said, I'd return.... as soon as my heart starts again.

02-08-2008, 05:59 PM	#84 (permalink)
Argyle TTP Thread Nazi A Better Bastard Joined: Feb 2002 Location: death's door... Posts: 1,583 Images: 50 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review Dude... Swiss Chalet...Messy Chicken Sandwich. Not a bad meal!!

02-08-2008, 06:34 PM	#85 (permalink)
Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 7,921 Images: 48 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review Rate it Argyle. What am I, charity? Fcuks sake.

02-09-2008, 12:10 PM	#87 (permalink)
girth Member Joined: Nov 2001 Location: In the 18 Posts: 1,373 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review Messy Chicken at Swiss Chalet is Fantastic! It is a large portion...smothered in gravy.mmmmm!

02-12-2008, 06:39 PM	#88 (permalink)
Argyle TTP Thread Nazi A Better Bastard Joined: Feb 2002 Location: death's door... Posts: 1,583 Images: 50 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review Messy chicken sandwich...3 and 7/8th's out of a possible 5. Would have rated higher...but they always try to stick you with these fcuken steamed veggies!!!

06-17-2008, 11:35 AM	#89 (permalink)
Tim Berners-Lee Member Joined: Aug 2006 Location: Valley Posts: 384 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review the best deal in town is the Lumberjack sandwich, available at your local Safeway deli. Its delicious, scrumptious, outttttttttttrageous

07-15-2008, 06:30 PM	#90 (permalink)
Tim Berners-Lee Member Joined: Aug 2006 Location: Valley Posts: 384 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review don't be a bitch dude, respect your thread and go spend 20 on a lobster sub and let us know whats up

07-15-2008, 08:06 PM	#93 (permalink)
kjohnsob Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Aug 2006 Location: Beer Cooler Posts: 687 Images: 5 TTP Friends: (4)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review Safeway is Evil

07-15-2008, 08:18 PM	#94 (permalink)
girth Member Joined: Nov 2001 Location: In the 18 Posts: 1,373 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review looks expensive!

07-15-2008, 08:51 PM	#95 (permalink)
Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 7,921 Images: 48 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review Tim, honestly, do you think I'd pay for a sandwich? I am Dude, of the TTP Sandwich Review. I don't pay for my sandwiches. The Subway Lobster Sandwich is already a loser on account of costs / quantity ratio. Too much bun, too many dollars. .5/5 toothpicks without even a sample.

07-16-2008, 09:44 AM	#98 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,087 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review I can just see it........HOS and his wife...... "Honey, I'm going to take you out for a beautiful lobster dinner." "Great.....then I will give you the shag of your life. Where are we going?" "Subway." "Looks like you'll be wanking again tonight."

07-16-2008, 11:01 AM	#99 (permalink)
Freddy Member Joined: Mar 2006 Location: deep in a dark crack Posts: 231 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Dude's Sandwich Review Though not officially a sandwich, Moderne Burger finally re-opened after more than a year of being closed for renovations (and smoke damage from next door). I went there last week, and it was as good as ever. Although, they took on the place next door to expand their size, they really only added about 4 of those little tight 4 person tables. I really like the owners, but I am scratching my head on how this took 15 months and now they can seat only a few more people. Oh well, so long as those burgers keep rolling, chocolate malted milk shakes, and fresh fries with dipping sauce. Man, might have to go again soon.

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