Need help out of the doghouse

[Tim Berners-Lee]

Hello my name Dwayne Ipkiss, formerly Brent Halloway of lake Minitonnka.
I have recently started a new company and business in the Vancouver area.

I provide a service. A service for the fellas out there who just don't get any respect from their ladies. Whether your lady friend thinks you are a bitch, a pile o shit, or you have recently done some tearing in the relationship that needs so patching. Or maybe your girl is just a whale.

My fee is 150$.

My service is that I allow you to kick my ass, well 1 groin kick( i will be wearing a cup imported over from a nigerian horse tribe) and 1 kick to the body when I'm down

You can call my toll free number 1-800- wife whale and we can set up a meeting ...

it will go as follows.....you and your signifigant other will go out in a public place ...dinner, ice skating, parcheesee or whatever.....and i will somehow go out of my way to call your girl a huge plop a pig hooker and then you can valiantly rise out of your seat and kick my ass....

your girl will love u again, be in your debt and let you watch anyshit you want on tv.....
this all comes right at the begining of the canucks season so think about it

150 is a small amount to pay for a a whole new perception your wife will have of you


so if you are in the doghouse, or your wife thinks you are a bitch then call my number and we can change all that



please serious customers only

thanks ,

Dwayne