Fifth severed foot........ and a paw - Page 3

**johnnybluenose** · 06-19-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sixfyv

it has been documented that all feet were detached by clean cuts. definite millwaukie sawzall action.

Yet the Sun and CTV say:

Quote:

B.C.'s chief coroner Terry Smith has said foul play is not suspected because there does not appear to be any evidence the bones were severed.

CTV.ca | Remains of sixth foot found in British Columbia

Goalsmith · 06-19-2008, 01:18 PM

I bet those feet stink.

Polska · 06-19-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnybluenose

Yet the Sun and CTV say:

CTV.ca | Remains of sixth foot found in British Columbia

six foot a hoax

shoe with animal paw

fukin idiot that did this should have it lodged up his ass

**utah** · 06-19-2008, 02:16 PM

Or the police should shed a little more light.

**johnnybluenose** · 06-19-2008, 02:25 PM

CANOE -- CNEWS - Canada: Sixth foot a hoax

Wow, that isn't funny in the least,

well...maybe a little bit, but strictly because the authorities are saying nothing to anyone...

PS: Yes Brett I see someone else posted this above, I just thought I'd provide a link

And for those of you wondering what to look for out there...
Floating feet a worldwide phenomenon - Posted

**Dude** · 06-19-2008, 03:02 PM

I find that to be pretty fcuking funny.

Is that wrong? Am I bad? I hope it was a Lasso Apso. I hate those things.

That, or some Adidas wearing lab was taught a lesson for missing a payment to his loan shark.

Explains Mexico and all the three legged dogs running around there.

Regs: time to change the title again:

Fifth severed human foot, first severed animal foot..

trece verde · 06-19-2008, 03:12 PM

Ai chihuahua...

Reccos · 06-20-2008, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

I find that to be pretty fcuking funny.

Is that wrong? Am I bad? I hope it was a Lasso Apso. I hate those things.

That, or some Adidas wearing lab was taught a lesson for missing a payment to his loan shark.

Explains Mexico and all the three legged dogs running around there.

Regs: time to change the title again:

Fifth severed human foot, first severed animal foot..

Pretty sick and stupid joke to do that animal in the runner trick. Very sad for all those hoping to gain closure to lost family members especially the Van Island plane crash where all but one have never been found.

**Dude** · 06-20-2008, 02:14 PM

2 minutes in the sin bin for me.

All you out there who chuckled, shame. 2 minutes.

**sixfyv** · 06-20-2008, 02:17 PM

I guffawed... how many minutes is that?

**Dude** · 06-20-2008, 02:20 PM

A guffaw earns you a double minor, but you get one of those back for use of the word. Net: 3 minutes. Excellent demonstration of vocabulary.

**The Franchise** · 06-20-2008, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

A guffaw earns you a double minor, but you get one of those back for use of the word. Net: 3 minutes. Excellent demonstration of vocabulary.

Keep your eye out for a Croatian Foot as their should be some floating up very soon in a soccer boot

trece verde · 06-20-2008, 02:46 PM

A smirk but not quite a chortle at first. More like a "what the?" kind of reaction...

On the extremely dark humour index, is any promo work being done for the new X-Files movie?

That was actually my first thought when I heard about this story. Hope nobody takes this the wrong way...

Yes Reccos, I agree it isn't much fun for the folks still waiting to hear about the victims of the plane crash.

Trece

**sixfyv** · 06-20-2008, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

A guffaw earns you a double minor, but you get one of those back for use of the word. Net: 3 minutes. Excellent demonstration of vocabulary.

Thanks for noticing.

**Dude** · 06-20-2008, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trece verde

A smirk but not quite a chortle at first. More like a "what the?" kind of reaction...

On the extremely dark humour index, is any promo work being done for the new X-Files movie?

That was actually my first thought when I heard about this story. Hope nobody takes this the wrong way...

Personally I think you've gone too far with this one, and should be beaten with a pillowcase loaded with a 4-slice toaster.

Sick bastard.

**Dude** · 06-20-2008, 03:42 PM

Oh, and .5 bonus point for use of chortle, but a -5 deduct for trying to follow in Sixfyv's very large footsteps. Sit for 4.5 minutes, please.

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johnnybluenose Sad Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Oct 2004 Location: Nomads Land Posts: 2,867 TTP Friends: (5)	Re: Sixth severed foot........ CANOE -- CNEWS - Canada: Sixth foot a hoax Wow, that isn't funny in the least, well...maybe a little bit, but strictly because the authorities are saying nothing to anyone... PS: Yes Brett I see someone else posted this above, I just thought I'd provide a link And for those of you wondering what to look for out there... Floating feet a worldwide phenomenon - Posted Last edited by johnnybluenose; 06-19-2008 at 02:39 PM.

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Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 7,921 Images: 48 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Sixth severed foot........ I find that to be pretty fcuking funny. Is that wrong? Am I bad? I hope it was a Lasso Apso. I hate those things. That, or some Adidas wearing lab was taught a lesson for missing a payment to his loan shark. Explains Mexico and all the three legged dogs running around there. Regs: time to change the title again: Fifth severed human foot, first severed animal foot..

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trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,456 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Sixth severed foot........ Ai chihuahua... __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...

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Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 7,921 Images: 48 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Fifth severed foot........ and a paw 2 minutes in the sin bin for me. All you out there who chuckled, shame. 2 minutes.

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sixfyv Right sight up is just so.... so Regs. A Better Bastard Joined: Apr 2002 Location: Suburbs... with the fam... you know the drill. Posts: 1,151 Images: 19 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Fifth severed foot........ and a paw I guffawed... how many minutes is that?

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Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 7,921 Images: 48 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Fifth severed foot........ and a paw A guffaw earns you a double minor, but you get one of those back for use of the word. Net: 3 minutes. Excellent demonstration of vocabulary.

06-20-2008, 02:46 PM	#53 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,456 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Fifth severed foot........ and a paw A smirk but not quite a chortle at first. More like a "what the?" kind of reaction... On the extremely dark humour index, is any promo work being done for the new X-Files movie? That was actually my first thought when I heard about this story. Hope nobody takes this the wrong way... Yes Reccos, I agree it isn't much fun for the folks still waiting to hear about the victims of the plane crash. Trece __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...

06-20-2008, 03:42 PM	#56 (permalink)
Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 7,921 Images: 48 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Fifth severed foot........ and a paw Oh, and .5 bonus point for use of chortle, but a -5 deduct for trying to follow in Sixfyv's very large footsteps. Sit for 4.5 minutes, please.

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