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Old 12-27-2001, 12:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default IQ test on Emode

I took an IQ test on Emode and this is what it told me...

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The Ultimate IQ Test


Congratulations, Seedy! Your Ultimate IQ score is 131. Your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior. Like William Shakespeare, you are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level.

Is that fcukin bullshit or what?
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Old 12-27-2001, 09:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Question cack...

If an 'emode' is similar to a 'commode' then it might be spot on about you, Seedy old chum. But then again, it's probably noting like a commode so I'll just get my coat shall I?

Right.

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Old 12-27-2001, 10:10 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Your Ultimate IQ score is 126
Your Intellectual Type is a Precision Processor

Like Pythagoras, you've got a very experiential way of learning and a strong mathematical mind.
No kidding sherlock...

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Old 12-27-2001, 11:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I am very disappointed with my result as I usually score higher on IQ tests, however I was up all night fighting a highrise fire. Oh well, smart enough to TTP anyway.


Congratulations, Ballbaby!
Your Ultimate IQ score is 136
Your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher


Did you know?

Visionary Philosophers love chocolate. 57% of them reach for it when a food craving strikes
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Old 12-27-2001, 11:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Regs, here's some trivia about being a Precision Processor!

Did you know?

74% of Precision Processors say their body's silhouette most resembles a sleek jaguar instead of a squishy slug.
Why do I feel like a squishy slug right now then?

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Old 12-27-2001, 02:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Unhappy One step above a retarded Monkey......

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Congratulations, knvb!
Your Ultimate IQ score is 118
Your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior

Like William Shakespeare, you are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level.
This was brutul!! I felt like I was taking high school exams all over again. There was a giant cloud of self doubt hanging over me the whole time. Will I get a date for prom? Will I Graduate? Why are my shorts standing up like that?

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Old 12-27-2001, 03:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Thumbs up I'm having visions right now

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Your Ultimate IQ score is 140
Your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher

Like Plato, your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game — to imagine or anticipate what should come next in just about any situation.

I'm imagining a cold beer. Yup, there it is.
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Old 12-27-2001, 03:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Congratulations, xxxxx!
Your Ultimate IQ score is 123
Your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist

Like Charles Dickens, you have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.

+SC -just what I thought, took me a while though!
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Old 12-27-2001, 03:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Default SC is Insightful?

And I thought you were just cunning.
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Old 12-27-2001, 03:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Thumbs up there's more to that....

Did you know?

71% of Insightful Linguists would be more tempted to see their main squeeze covered in whipped cream, than eat an ice cream sundae covered in whipped cream.

~What does that tell you Kurgs? Bowling soon I hope!
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Old 12-27-2001, 05:08 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Congratulations, 5bigtoes
Your Ultimate IQ score is 126
Your Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior

Like William Shakespeare, you are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level.

Here is what it's all about:It's all about sending money!!!!!!

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Go figure they want you to pay for more information about yourself.

It's true Ballbaby. Firefighters are smarter than Cops!

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Old 12-27-2001, 05:21 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Wink fishy...

I guess I could be a teacher like SYC:

Your Ultimate IQ score is 140
Your Intellectual Type is a Visionary Philosopher

Like Plato, your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game — to imagine or anticipate what should come next in just about any situation.


I'd like to see the stats on this one... only 40 questions on a bell curve with 200 points? Regs, you're the statistician - what's the St. Dev. here?

Maybe if I'm so smart, I could work it out myself.....
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Old 12-27-2001, 05:23 PM   #13 (permalink)
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notty just informed me Kurgs tomorrow at the top of Seymore at 7m (thought you'd read this here rather than a PM)

Carry on though... I want to make a correction with my second quote, oh Fcuk it!

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Old 12-27-2001, 05:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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SC,

This is why you are considered the hands down favorite for next month's Most Irritating TTPer.

Please don't do that again. Either use PM's or email for personal stuff.

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Red face you got it wrong..

it is 'knees down mother fcker!

So I'll pick you up tomorrow for bzzr's before hand?

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Old 12-27-2001, 07:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Angry This thing sucks.........

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Congratulations, SC
Your Ultimate IQ score is 123
Your Intellectual Type is an Insightful Linguist
How can this be?? The rest of these guys yes but SC???
Make that one step below a retarded monkey. That hurts!

More Facts~
Did you know?

55% of Word Warriors look forward to the the future on their birthdays. Less than 6% complain about getting older.

knvbthinksthiswholethingisapileofcrap.
Almost forgot.......Surrey United practice tonight at 8:00 cancelled

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Old 12-28-2001, 12:43 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Congratulations, captain!
Your Ultimate IQ score is 131
Your Intellectual Type is a Visual Mathematician

Like Albert Einstein, you have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information. These skills combined with your strengths in logic are what make you a visual mathematician.


I was disappointed that there were no questions on probability and/or brownies. I assume there was a time limit. I finished it in 10 minutes, just in case. I am sure if I allowed myself more time, it would have been a different scenario......

BTW, Screw You had help from his 'bird'. I am VERY confident this was the case. I may have asked for a bit of help too. Obviously, they were the ones I had wrong.

BTW, it is all moot at the end of the day because of the obscurity of the most of the questions, especially the ones I had incorrect.

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Question Possibly.....

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This might help explain the poor IQ scores.
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Old 12-28-2001, 01:30 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Congratulations, Keeper!
Your Ultimate IQ score is 135
Your Intellectual Type is a Facts Curator

Like Bill Gates, you've fed your brain a unique collection of facts and figures over the years. Words, numbers, you've got it all.
This Irish Setter wants the answers!
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Old 12-28-2001, 01:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Apparently 27% of Facts Curators had their first makeout session at a school dance. Unfortunately, it wasn't with Kirsten Dunst like emode.com says it should have been.
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