[FVSL Div. 2] Banter and results. Oct. 2006

[TheRob]

New thread for the month of October.

Banter and happenings here please.

Old thread can be found here:

http://www.takethepiss.com/forums/fv...pt-2006-a.html

[Kevin Hector]

ScotKop they aren't that good, we out played them 75% of the game hit about four goal posts and they have nine guys sitting in the 18 yard box and one guy waiting at half, it seemed they had like 12 or 13 players on the pitch, but I was busy getting sick, they are a big team with one fast guy playing on the right side of mid. remind me of the stars big and hard working not much skill.

[canuckboy]

Oh and Guru, I know you would like to get that goal against taken away. But it was Dustin Jones who is suspended. Dustin Riechelt scored the goal. Three other guys are now suspended, and I am suspended off oral from my wife because I stayed out till 5am on Saturday night.

[screamingbeauty3]

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[guru]

Originally Posted by ghouse

ACBC is not an Eagleridge team,,it was but applied for the name change when moveing locations and yes we were approved obviously on our location change,,and there are no real boundaries for either league,,as the VMSL plays everywhere. We are right on the boarder of where the FVSL likes to be,or should I say likes to stay away from,,,

Actually you're wrong.... according to the constitution of the FVSL, there are (and always have been these boundaries. I know because we started a club back in 1980, and we were in Coq. Which at that time was out of the boundries, so we played a Coq. team out of Fleetwood in Surrey) ... back to the point. The boundries are as follows:

ticle 1 - AFFILIATION & MEMBERSHIP

1(a) Membership shall be comprised of properly constituted teams affiliated with the British Columbia Soccer Association from that area of the Fraser Valley lying to the west of and including Hope, to the western boundaries of Port Coquitlam, the Municipality of Delta, the City of White Rock, and the City of Surrey.
http://www.fraservalleysoccer.com/constitution.htm

In other words... from the Fraser river South, and from the west side of the Port Coquitlam border east to Hope.
These are the Boudaries... NO EXCEPTIONS. I think the FVSL was in error in allowing you a team in that district. Any team wishing to call the league on this would have a good case. The FVSL has no leg to stand on if there was a protest.

[guru]

Originally Posted by canuckboy

Oh and Guru, I know you would like to get that goal against taken away. But it was Dustin Jones who is suspended. Dustin Riechelt scored the goal. Three other guys are now suspended, and I am suspended off oral from my wife because I stayed out till 5am on Saturday night.

Here we go again, now I have to keep the missus happy for ya till yer on her good side... work work work!
All in jest about the goal... That was a cracker.... best I've seen since my goal last year... (own goal by the way.... Osame had no chance on either)

you guys are probably gonna be hurting to field a team now eh?

[Dude]

I am suspended off oral from my wife because I stayed out till 5am on Saturday night.

Bitch bitch bitch. I've been suspended since August 14th, '96 because I put the new Corning Wear in the wrong cupboard. These things tend to happen after you get married.

In my case, the day after.

[STD]

Guru stop bitching about playing in Burnaby because I was thinking about walking to the game. 8 PM does suck though because if I do the traditional 4 hours of pints after the game (and I know I will) I won't be getting home till 2 PM. I feel a flu coming and it should arrive on the 16th.

[Yoda]

Originally Posted by Yoda

An interesting note to this weekends games, and forgive me if this is the norm in Div 2 soccer but, of the 15 games this weekend there were:

35 yellow cards
5 red cards

WTF? Is it just me or is that alot?

Are the refs getting a little quick on the draw this year or are the players just that nasty?

I'm seriously curious about this. Sliders comments mean nothing to me so can anyone else fill me in?

[thedefender]

Originally Posted by Yoda

I'm seriously curious about this. Sliders comments mean nothing to me so can anyone else fill me in?

the damn ref in our game gave out a bunch of cards, i'd say at least one was legit but the others were crap. gave cards out to some of our guys that didn't do or say anything, one of which resulted in him gettin a red. the refs are tryin to make it about them, they shud just let us play instead of blowin a whistle every 5 mins cuz one guy bumps another guy. it's sh!t

[guru]

This may come out all fcuked up...but....

Red:
Premier: 10 teams 19 games, 6 cards Per game = 0.32
1st Div: 19 teams 35 games, 4 Cards Per game = 0.11
2nd div: 30 teams 60 games, 16 Cards Per game = 0.27
3rd div: 28 teams 50 games, 6 Cards Per game = 0.12

Yellow:
Prem Div: 10 teams 19 games, 46 Cards Per game = 2.42
1st Div: 19 teams 35 games, 55 Cards Per game = 1.57
2nd div: 30 teams 60 games, 111 Cards Per game = 1.85
3rd div: 28 teams 50 games, 65 Cards Per game = 1.30


By week:
Prem Div
red 0 2 4 2 Total = 6
yellow 4 16 13 13 Total = 46

1st Div
red 0 3 0 1 Total = 4
yellow 9 18 12 16 Total = 55

2nd Div
red 3 6 2 5 Total = 16
yellow 17 35 24 35 Total = 111

3rd Div
red 0 0 4 2 Total = 6
yellow 5 13 22 25 Total = 65

I think if anything, Premier should clean up thier act, and all should take a closer look at 3rd div. as role models for sporstmanship!

[Sliver]

somebody's got too much time on their hands.

[Sliver]

I should also add, since you're so good at organizing information, do you want to help Bigbag figure out how to do the schedule?

[guru]

Originally Posted by Sliver

somebody's got too much time on their hands.

Nah.... it only took 3 hours...

Originally Posted by Sliver

I should also add, since you're so good at organizing information, do you want to help Bigbag figure out how to do the schedule?

How is it this guy hasn't got the schedule done yet?!?!?!?! There's programs that do all this for you! Put in the team names and game time availability, and presto! A schedule!

[guru]

Here's a website that sells this type of scheduling program:

http://www.cactusware.com/details.htm



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The program allows you to define divisions, teams, and venues, and then to automatically create a schedule for up to 30 teams per division (or maybe a few more). Pairings can employ our optimized algorithm, random pairings, "available timeslots" method or your own sequence.


How can I try the program?

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Yes..... too much time on my hands ..... and no, I'm not running for scheduler...

[thedefender]

they already have the schedule made up, bigbag is just being a lazy twat and wont put it up more then a couple weeks in advance. most of the premier have gotten the schedule emailed to them.

[The Franchise]

fukc there is so much bitching about the schedule..just play the games, if your on vacation or can't make it and your team depends on you to win then you shouldn't be in div 1 anyways...who gives a fukc

[Yoda]

Franchise,
Those of us with Legitimate kids need to be able to plan ahead.

[Superstriker]

Originally Posted by thedefender

they already have the schedule made up, bigbag is just being a lazy twat and wont put it up more then a couple weeks in advance. most of the premier have gotten the schedule emailed to them.

Forsure there's no excuse for the sched not bein up...


I agree he is a complete loser...very much a power tripper...he is the pres of our club now..Poco city and all he's done is piss everyone off..I doubt he'll be asked back....the latest rumour is that the United game sched for sun night at 8pm (thanksgivin din night)...was wanting to be changed by both teams and he said that no way poco city will field a team even if its with div 3 call ups to make the other team forfeit...then he said that all united players that missed the game would be fined by the team...

This guy is a complete idiot if thats what he said !!

Where do they find these ppl...

[thedefender]

Originally Posted by The Franchise

fukc there is so much bitching about the schedule..just play the games, if your on vacation or can't make it and your team depends on you to win then you shouldn't be in div 1 anyways...who gives a fukc

yo man this is div 2 not div 1 and a lot of us have lives and work, we need to give notice so we can play our games