[FVSL Div. 2] Banter and results - February 2007

[Yoda]

It's February already?

Season is on again....for now.
Games and banter are heating up again.

There will be some doubleheader weekends coming up these next few months for some teams in order to get all games in.

Continue your banter here.

Here's a topic:
If someone is beaking off about your age and you proceed to score on them and they get in your face, is it OK to punch them?

Discuss.

[bored]

Originally Posted by Yoda

Here's a topic:
If someone is beaking off about your age and you proceed to score on them and they get in your face, is it OK to punch them?
Discuss.

No. There aren't a lot of good reasons to punch someone, however it does happen. Soccer players tend to beak off a lot and do very little about it but sometimes you get what you asked for.

The player doing the punching should buy everyne on his team who attends training on Tuesday a beer and apologize to the team for doing so. There is no place for it.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Yoda

There will be some doubleheader weekends coming up these next few months for some teams in order to get all games in.

I sure hope we don't have any double header weekends, I have enough trouble playing one game a weekend. I don't think these old bones can handle two games in a weekend.

[Cantuzzi]

Aldergrove 3 DMU 0

Terrible first half 0-0... we picked it up in the second - scored 3should have been a few more - some rusty finishing... Nice bunch of guys to bad you were hurt shaven good luck to you guys the rest of the season.

Cantuzzi

[Yoda]

Bored, i agree, and they should probably think about what kind of an example they are setting for thier kids too, if they have them.


Sliver, i agree as well.

[ghouse]

I am very old,,and I only play when we are short,,we were short on Saturday,,first game and I scored,,my whole team punched me.
Knocked my mittens off.

[sam1]

Originally Posted by ghouse

I am very old,,and I only play when we are short,,we were short on Saturday,,first game and I scored,,my whole team punched me.
Knocked my mittens off.

ghouse, you scored???!!??
ahhahaha, NOW, i've seen it all

[ghouse]

Ya a real beautiful left footed toe punt inside the six yard box..a real mucker.
lol
it counted
1 for 1,,mabee I should play more often,,na I will retire a scorer.

[Cantuzzi]

any other scores from this weekend...

[Kevin Hector]

yeah we won 7-1 in a game that saw Ajax start with 9 and the RAms start with 11 and no subs. we lost one of our players about 20 min when he pulled his ham string, two players for Ajax walked of the pitch with about 15-20 minutes to go. brutal game I had to play 90 in center mid, now I'll never crack the 300lbs mark bastard Bluebird, nearly threw up my all you can eat breakfest from ther Pantry Bastards!!!

[Osame bin madden]

Originally Posted by bored

No.
The player doing the punching should buy everyne on his team who attends training on Tuesday a beer and apologize to the team for doing so. There is no place for it.

You mean, your going to show up on Tuesday night? I think the coach is going to show us some new soccer techniques . A. how to throw a left hook B. How to doge a right jab and C. how to fall graciously...
Im wondering why such silence regarding our game? ok did someones feelings get hurt??

[bluebird]

Originally Posted by Kevin Hector

yeah we won 7-1 in a game that saw Ajax start with 9 and the RAms start with 11 and no subs. we lost one of our players about 20 min when he pulled his ham string, two players for Ajax walked of the pitch with about 15-20 minutes to go. brutal game I had to play 90 in center mid, now I'll never crack the 300lbs mark bastard Bluebird, nearly threw up my all you can eat breakfest from ther Pantry Bastards!!!

was that not 70 in mid and 20 up front .....or do we not talk about your stint up front

you couldnt have hit a cows arse with a shovel yesterday

as for getting under the 300lb mark ....we'll see

[Yoda]

Recap of this weeks games for those who can't be bothered to go to the FVSL website

2A Poco City FC Wanderers X North Delta Titans X
2A Delta Metro Utd 0 Aldergrove Utd 3 3
2A SFC Wheelhouse Caps 1 North Coquitlam Utd 3 1 4
2A Golden Ears Rams 7 Coquitlam City Ajax 1 2
2A SFC Stars 4 White Rock Utd 1 1

2B Golden Ears Tigers 3 Surrey FC Pegasus 1
2B Sikh Utd FC 2 Port Moody Magpies 4 1 1
2B Poco City FC Utd 0 Langley Clones 0 4
2B Farmers Utd FC 0 Dewdney FC Coachmen 1 FORFEIT
2B Poco Royals X Mission SC X

2C Golden Ears Titans 0 Athletic Club BC 5
2C Dewdney FC Celtic 3 Port Moody Lions 2 6
2C Langley Bandits 1 Surrey Coyotes 1
2C Poco City FC Athletic 2 North Delta Nationals 4 1 3
2C Golden Ears Wolves 0 Coquitlam City Arsenal 1
2C (G13) Port Moody Lions vs Surrey Coyotes


And Standings as well

# Team GP W T L GF GA PTS
1 Aldergrove Utd 12 10 2 0 34 7 32
2 North Coquitlam Utd 10 8 1 1 23 11 25
3 Golden Ears Rams 13 6 3 4 35 22 21
4 North Delta Titans 12 5 3 4 17 15 18
5 Delta Metro Utd 12 4 4 4 17 23 16
6 SFC Wheelhouse Caps 10 4 2 4 13 11 14
7 White Rock United 13 4 2 7 19 30 14
8 SFC Stars 11 3 2 6 21 24 11
9 Poco City FC Wanderers 9 2 0 7 10 23 6
10 Coquitlam City Ajax 12 1 1 10 13 36 4

# Team GP W T L GF GA PTS
1 Dewdney FC Coachmen 12 12 0 0 54 10 36
2 Poco City FC United 12 7 2 3 23 25 23
3 Port Moody Magpies 14 6 5 3 29 23 23
4 LUFC Clones 13 5 4 4 26 16 19
5 Poco Royals 9 5 2 2 21 15 17
6 Sikh United FC 11 4 2 5 18 25 14
7 Golden Ears Tigers 12 4 2 6 23 25 14
8 Mission SC 11 2 4 5 15 27 10
9 Farmers United FC 10 0 3 7 13 33 3
10 Surrey FC Pegasus 12 1 0 11 16 39 3

#Team GP W T L GF GA PTS
1 Dewdney FC Celtic 12 9 3 0 45 14 30
2 Athletic Club BC 14 8 2 4 39 36 26
3 Coquitlam City Arsenal 9 8 1 0 32 3 25
4 Port Moody Lions 11 6 2 3 27 12 20
5 Golden Ears Titans 13 4 1 8 13 35 13
6 Poco City FC Athletic 10 3 3 4 23 23 12
7 North Delta Nationals 12 3 3 6 25 34 12
8 Golden Ears Wolves 14 3 3 8 24 35 12
9 LUFC Bandits 13 2 4 7 21 38 10
10 Surrey Coyotes 10 1 2 7 16 35 5

[Kevin Hector]

Originally Posted by bluebird

was that not 70 in mid and 20 up front .....or do we not talk about your stint up front

you couldnt have hit a cows arse with a shovel yesterday

as for getting under the 300lb mark ....we'll see

I had a few phone calls making for the lads making sure I was still alive, Hector suicide watch after shitty the bed not once, not twice, fcuk not even three times, I have never had some many chances to score in a game in my life and I end up with a big fat 0 for how many goals I scored yesterday, fcuk me get me a burger extra mayo double up on the cheese and bacon

[trece verde]

Who did Yoda punch?

Hypothetically speaking, of course...

[Yoda]

Me? Punch Someone? Never.

[Kevin Hector]

Originally Posted by Yoda

Me? Punch Someone? Never.

Because yer a pussy

[Yoda]

Exactly my point.

[Osame bin madden]

Originally Posted by trece verde

Who did Yoda punch?

Hypothetically speaking, of course...

No-no , Yoda got punched, he was having to much fun after the game, took to long to get home and got hammered when he walked through the door.

[The Franchise]

Whats the quickest way to get to Mackie turf from Maple Ridge?

Is over the Alex Fraser the fastest?

Cheers