FVSL Division 2 - 2003/2004

[Yoda]

In league play of course.

We scored on you tonight. And should have had two if someone hadn't raped me on my breakaway.

[Sheep]

Im sure you enjoyed it Yoda

[Dude]

Battle of the weak sauce, I see.

Lucy...you of all people used to entertain. Now...Yodaisms. Ter-ri-ble.

[Yoda]

Actually, it was Lucy and I didn't feel a thing.


Back on topic:
This week, Tigers will win and Black Knights will lose. Or maybe just get scored on.

[bertrum]

Originally posted by Yoda
In league play of course.We scored on you tonight. And should have had two if someone hadn't raped me on my breakaway.

Maybe you should play up front Yoda?

[Jock]

Yoda,
You should seriously consider retiring from the game. A.) Your old B.) Your old C.) Your old… Look at it this way you’ll have more time to work on your stand up comedy…

[Yoda]

Bertrum,
I couldn't do any worse than any other Midfielder trying to be a forward.


Jock, don't forget that I'm old too.
When i was younger I used to play Div 1 and 2, now that I have aged a bit, i've taken a step down and am now playing CAT, I guess when I hit my mid 30's I'll have to slow down and just play Premier i guess.

yodaknowshesetupforaCATjokeintheresomewhere.

[Sheep]

Originally posted by Dude
Christ.

This thread was pretty good last year, but has now fallen to the single worst on TTP. Terrible stuff coming out of you guys.

Get it together, or I'll be forced to cease gracing this thread with my presence.

Don't make me click this:

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Dude ,
Just incase you were wondering, I was thinking the same thing about you. BORING. I didnt know that we were here for your enjoyment pleasures Oh MightyOne. So why dont you do us all a favor and push your little button and go blow a goat you moron.

[Yoda]

Well, GEU couldn't get back on to their winning ways but settled for a tie.

Didn't see the game but they played next to us. Believe GEU scored first.

I assume Sheep, Ichifanee, or Bricktop will give us a rundown.

[bricktop]

Minus their best player cause of cards the Tigers shit the bed. 2 own goals in 2 games has cost us 5 points. Not only that, our finish is awful. Crossbars, sitters... brutal. If we want to even think about contending we'd better smarten up.

[LucVanLierde]

sounds like the tigers couldnt pull off the upset

[Sheep]

An upset will be happening on October 19th when we beat you guys.

[TheRob]

Minus their best player cause of cards the Tigers shit the bed.

Curious. Which one of these lads is the Tigers best player?

Aldergrove Warriors Ryan Sasyniuk TBA
Langley United FC "B" Jay Lord RF-2 7 4
Whalley United F.C. Kris Mattson RA-1 5 5
Whalley United F.C Taj Aujla RF-1 2 1
Surrey FC Stars Joel Bruneau RF-1 8 4
Surrey FC Stars Mike Schricker RF-1 8 5
Surrey FC Donegals Caps Mark Kinder RB-2 7 3
Port Moody Lions Tristan Newman RF-1 5 2

Oops, no Tigers on the Div. 2 suspension list.

Next excuse please.

[Jock]

Plain and simple the Tigers are shti…

[Sheep]

The truth of the matter is that we have been without our starting goalie for 3 of the first 4 games. On Friday he banged his knee at work and could not play, and last week he had a lung infection. If our starting goalie was there for all 4 games we would be 4 and 0.

[Sheep]

Now that the days are getting shorter and the nights are getting colder I think that the premier team should have to share their changrooms with us on Friday night home games. While they are in their nice warm cozy heated changroom drinking beer, we are left standing outside in the dark with the bats.

[Jock]

Sheep,

Your full of piss and vinegar, I’d worry about winning a game before worrying about a changing room.

[bricktop]

Wait a minute. Correct me if i'm wrong but we've lost one out of four games. Jock strap should get his head out of the coaches crotch.

[Jock]

Dicktop,
How long did the hamster spin before you came up with that excellent play on word?The sooner you stop fuking Sheep and quit blowing yoda the earlier your keeper might return and there would be no excuses for mediocre results. I’ve seen a lot of banter in here over the last few weeks with regards to the Knights and the Tigers and as we all know the two teams meet early in October, how about some friendly wagers involving post-game beers…

[LucVanLierde]

I will gladly wager a full size keg on the knights - vs - kittens match. prediction knights 7 kittens 0