FVSL Division 2 - 2003/2004 - Page 7

Sheep · 09-28-2003, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LucVanLierde
I will gladly wager a full size keg on the knights - vs - kittens match. prediction knights 7 kittens 0

You havent beat us in 3 years so far. Make it 4 after this year.

Lucy, you would think with all your premier experiece (on the bench that is) that you would be able to pot a few goals at this level.

Jock · 09-28-2003, 01:29 PM

Lamb Chops,
You’ve really convinced you’re self that a win against the Knights is possible haven’t you, looks like today’ elderly are turning senile a lot soon these days. Well you had better order in a new pair of prosthetic legs now that way you won’t miss work the following Monday. Skywalker predicts 7-nil. I’ll give credit were credit is due, 7-1…

**Yoda** · 09-28-2003, 04:27 PM

Your game finished before ours, how come you didn't take it before we got there?
I believe there is another equiptment room in that building. Why don't you get your coach to open that one up for you?

There was lots of space in our room when you showed up, could have joined us.

Jock · 09-28-2003, 07:57 PM

Nine-Nil……. What else can I say????

Jock · 09-28-2003, 07:59 PM

JOKE

bricktop · 09-28-2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jock
Lamb Chops,
You’ve really convinced you’re self that a win against the Knights is possible haven’t you, looks like today’ elderly are turning senile a lot soon these days. Well you had better order in a new pair of prosthetic legs now that way you won’t miss work the following Monday. Skywalker predicts 7-nil. I’ll give credit were credit is due, 7-1…

Jock, I pray for our youth if you are a teacher. Your English is aaaaafffuuuucccccckkkkkfiiiiinnnnngggtttttrrrrroooooocccccci iiiooouuuussssss.

**Yoda** · 09-28-2003, 08:43 PM

What else can you say?
How about "This season will be a waste of time"
Or "I have so much fun beating teams 9-0 for a whole winter"
Maybe even "I'm getting tired of pretending that this is really fun"

Scratch that, just tell us what teams were playing!

yodawithallhiswisdomandforcecannotalwaysreadminds.

Sheep · 09-28-2003, 09:04 PM

The Geu knights 9 - 0 over the Surrey Coyotes. Did the other team only have 6 players?

You guys must be so proud of yourselves.

**Yoda** · 09-28-2003, 09:09 PM

I actually watched the game as they followed us at 2:00.
6-0 in the first 30min.

And they were having fun. What a waste of some good talented players. Even if they are playing with their friends.

I stuck around in the hopes that the toe basher, or someone would put one in the back of the net and break their shutout.

Enjoy your season boys.
You guys will be really ready for cup play when the time comes.

Sheep · 09-28-2003, 09:18 PM

Hey Yoda, I didnt know there was another equipment room/changeroom there. We will have to look into that.

bricktop · 09-28-2003, 09:37 PM

Kock must be loving life in div 2. All those balls that flew in his nets last year ( not counting the ones in his mouth) seem to be a thing of the past. This year Kock seems to be a new man. It seems the blow jobs from his nanan at half time are paying off. I can see the inspirational speech at half time now: ( Shee Layks Ah Gooed Bollock Lahds ). At which point every Knight on the pitch suddenly wants to be a sub. I must admit she gives a good noshing. But to open your nanny up to the team? Takes an awfully silly barstud. Or a sheep shagging, welly wearing nanny goat fcking, 59 wearing Scot.

*LucVanLierde* · 09-29-2003, 08:47 AM

9-0........and next weekend will only get worse. We pleaded with Neil fuge to allow us to play in div 1, he wouldn't have anything to do with it. We told him of new players joining and that it will be a better team, rules are rules, he tells us. So what the fuk are we supposed to do. the whole team hangs out together and enjoys beers after, more importantly, none of us are going pro. We are here to have fun......9-0.........fun ? sure.........the geu cat team seem to be doing the same thing to teams. what about the rangers in div 1? i think we are having more fun on sundays then most...........i call jealousy

**Yoda** · 09-29-2003, 09:02 AM

We are Undefeated in the CAT league and Rangers are undefeated in the Div 1. What are we to be jealous of?
That we're not undefeated in Div 2?

You are definately having more fun than most teams you play against that's for sure.

Rex · 09-29-2003, 09:11 AM

the Rangers will be defeated this year ! I can feel it .

Jock · 09-29-2003, 09:45 AM

What a bunch of bitter old hacks… I think that it’s finally starting to set in and you old fuking men are realizing that a win against the Knights is impossible. I can’t say I blame you, if I was falling apart and had to rub tiger bomb all over my body just to take a piss I’d be coked too. Seriously dicktop that was the weakest attempt to take the piss yet! I know times are tuff for the tigers these day but come on man, you sound like retard. But on a serious note bricktop, (nice name by the way) the Special Olympic tryouts are this weekend and I was wondering if you and Sheep are still co captains for the woman’s soccer team? If not we could use another pylon at training…. You girls should watch out jealousy is a vicious disease…

Sheep · 09-29-2003, 11:04 AM

Jealous of you guys?..... I hardly think so. If we had your easy schedule we would be 4 and 0 also. A nine - nil win over one of the worst teams in the league and you think you are a bunch of super-stars.

Remember last year, you couldn’t even buy a win in div 1. You guys were the laughing stock of the league. What makes you think you are any better of a team this year? As for you guys going div one you would get smoked again in that league.

Enjoy your win streak while it lasts because it all comes to an end on Oct 19 and don’t let all that hot air go to your heads....You guys aren’t as good as your record indicates.

bricktop · 09-29-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by ichi fa nee
The name Jock, is that a front for your barbie like figure and your homosexuality. Why don't you take your little girls club and enter a beauty contest. But then again you are Scottish and that means that you are an ugly ****er with no football sense or talent. 59th in the world ! Wow, what an accomplishment for a bunch of sheep shagging, welly wearing inbreds. If you are so proud about being 59th in the world then 10th in Div 2 will be like winning a gold at the special olympics. Then again the Scottish national team or the Black Knights could never accomplish such an achievement.

Remember this post Jock? Do us all a favor and try using your own material. This one gets my vote for post of the season so far.

*LucVanLierde* · 09-29-2003, 12:53 PM

For the record, the black knights are way better then their record indicates. We will break records this year. Time to get the video tape out and record some of these wrecks heard around the valley.

girth · 09-29-2003, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LucVanLierde
For the record, the black knights are way better then their record indicates. We will break records this year. Time to get the video tape out and record some of these wrecks heard around the valley.

Okay Luc yes you guys should be in Div 1 and are dominating this division thus far. I just don't think that you guys could dominate Div 1 and I refuse to bring out my video camera. What records are you talking about breaking? Are there records to begin with?Are the records like how many passes can one team put together before the other touches the ball? Besides Nesbit and Ian who have you added to be that much better?

Dude · 09-29-2003, 01:58 PM

Luc: if you guys are that good, why not lobby the league to sign you to "A" forms, and enter the Pakenham Cup? This isn't a piss-take...you guys in the President's Cup just adds to the joke, at this point.

You guys obviously caught caught in a spiral last year, because that wasn't the same team that blew away div. 2 two years ago. That said, that's the way the ball rolls...one bad season, and you're demoted. You should get yourselves entered into the Pak, and see how you fare.

09-28-2003, 04:27 PM	#123 (permalink)
Yoda Master of "The Force" A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 5,144 Tokens: 1,000.00 Images: 51	Sheep Your game finished before ours, how come you didn't take it before we got there? I believe there is another equiptment room in that building. Why don't you get your coach to open that one up for you? There was lots of space in our room when you showed up, could have joined us.

09-28-2003, 08:43 PM	#127 (permalink)
Yoda Master of "The Force" A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 5,144 Tokens: 1,000.00 Images: 51	Jockstrap What else can you say? How about "This season will be a waste of time" Or "I have so much fun beating teams 9-0 for a whole winter" Maybe even "I'm getting tired of pretending that this is really fun" Scratch that, just tell us what teams were playing! yodawithallhiswisdomandforcecannotalwaysreadminds.

09-28-2003, 09:04 PM	#128 (permalink)
Sheep Member Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Maple Ridge Posts: 614 Tokens: 1,000.00	The Geu knights 9 - 0 over the Surrey Coyotes. Did the other team only have 6 players? You guys must be so proud of yourselves. Last edited by Sheep; 09-28-2003 at 09:07 PM.

09-28-2003, 09:09 PM	#129 (permalink)
Yoda Master of "The Force" A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 5,144 Tokens: 1,000.00 Images: 51	I knew that I actually watched the game as they followed us at 2:00. 6-0 in the first 30min. And they were having fun. What a waste of some good talented players. Even if they are playing with their friends. I stuck around in the hopes that the toe basher, or someone would put one in the back of the net and break their shutout. Enjoy your season boys. You guys will be really ready for cup play when the time comes.

09-28-2003, 09:37 PM	#131 (permalink)
bricktop Member Joined: Mar 2002 Location: vancouver Posts: 98 Tokens: 1,000.00	Kock must be loving life in div 2. All those balls that flew in his nets last year ( not counting the ones in his mouth) seem to be a thing of the past. This year Kock seems to be a new man. It seems the blow jobs from his nanan at half time are paying off. I can see the inspirational speech at half time now: ( Shee Layks Ah Gooed Bollock Lahds ). At which point every Knight on the pitch suddenly wants to be a sub. I must admit she gives a good noshing. But to open your nanny up to the team? Takes an awfully silly barstud. Or a sheep shagging, welly wearing nanny goat fcking, 59 wearing Scot. Put a leash on her Turkish; Before she gets bitten! Last edited by bricktop; 09-28-2003 at 09:45 PM.

09-28-2003, 01:29 PM	#122 (permalink)
Jock Member Joined: Jul 2003 Location: The Jungle Posts: 349 Tokens: 1,000.00	Lamb Chops, You’ve really convinced you’re self that a win against the Knights is possible haven’t you, looks like today’ elderly are turning senile a lot soon these days. Well you had better order in a new pair of prosthetic legs now that way you won’t miss work the following Monday. Skywalker predicts 7-nil. I’ll give credit were credit is due, 7-1…

09-28-2003, 07:57 PM	#124 (permalink)
Jock Member Joined: Jul 2003 Location: The Jungle Posts: 349 Tokens: 1,000.00	Nine-Nil……. What else can I say????

09-28-2003, 07:59 PM	#125 (permalink)
Jock Member Joined: Jul 2003 Location: The Jungle Posts: 349 Tokens: 1,000.00	JOKE

09-28-2003, 09:18 PM	#130 (permalink)
Sheep Member Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Maple Ridge Posts: 614 Tokens: 1,000.00	Hey Yoda, I didnt know there was another equipment room/changeroom there. We will have to look into that.

09-29-2003, 08:47 AM	#132 (permalink)
LucVanLierde Not too bright BANNED Joined: Oct 2002 Location: ? Posts: 915	9-0........and next weekend will only get worse. We pleaded with Neil fuge to allow us to play in div 1, he wouldn't have anything to do with it. We told him of new players joining and that it will be a better team, rules are rules, he tells us. So what the fuk are we supposed to do. the whole team hangs out together and enjoys beers after, more importantly, none of us are going pro. We are here to have fun......9-0.........fun ? sure.........the geu cat team seem to be doing the same thing to teams. what about the rangers in div 1? i think we are having more fun on sundays then most...........i call jealousy

09-29-2003, 09:02 AM	#133 (permalink)
Yoda Master of "The Force" A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 5,144 Tokens: 1,000.00 Images: 51	Jealous of what? We are Undefeated in the CAT league and Rangers are undefeated in the Div 1. What are we to be jealous of? That we're not undefeated in Div 2? You are definately having more fun than most teams you play against that's for sure.

09-29-2003, 09:11 AM	#134 (permalink)
Rex Member Joined: Jul 2003 Location: Maple Ridge Posts: 250 Tokens: 1,000.00	Yoda the Rangers will be defeated this year ! I can feel it .

09-29-2003, 09:45 AM	#135 (permalink)
Jock Member Joined: Jul 2003 Location: The Jungle Posts: 349 Tokens: 1,000.00	What a bunch of bitter old hacks… I think that it’s finally starting to set in and you old fuking men are realizing that a win against the Knights is impossible. I can’t say I blame you, if I was falling apart and had to rub tiger bomb all over my body just to take a piss I’d be coked too. Seriously dicktop that was the weakest attempt to take the piss yet! I know times are tuff for the tigers these day but come on man, you sound like retard. But on a serious note bricktop, (nice name by the way) the Special Olympic tryouts are this weekend and I was wondering if you and Sheep are still co captains for the woman’s soccer team? If not we could use another pylon at training…. You girls should watch out jealousy is a vicious disease…

09-29-2003, 11:04 AM	#136 (permalink)
Sheep Member Joined: Nov 2001 Location: Maple Ridge Posts: 614 Tokens: 1,000.00	Jealous of you guys?..... I hardly think so. If we had your easy schedule we would be 4 and 0 also. A nine - nil win over one of the worst teams in the league and you think you are a bunch of super-stars. Remember last year, you couldn’t even buy a win in div 1. You guys were the laughing stock of the league. What makes you think you are any better of a team this year? As for you guys going div one you would get smoked again in that league. Enjoy your win streak while it lasts because it all comes to an end on Oct 19 and don’t let all that hot air go to your heads....You guys aren’t as good as your record indicates.

09-29-2003, 12:53 PM	#138 (permalink)
LucVanLierde Not too bright BANNED Joined: Oct 2002 Location: ? Posts: 915	For the record, the black knights are way better then their record indicates. We will break records this year. Time to get the video tape out and record some of these wrecks heard around the valley.

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09-29-2003, 01:58 PM	#140 (permalink)
Dude Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 9,600 Tokens: 1,000.00 Images: 99	Luc: if you guys are that good, why not lobby the league to sign you to "A" forms, and enter the Pakenham Cup? This isn't a piss-take...you guys in the President's Cup just adds to the joke, at this point. You guys obviously caught caught in a spiral last year, because that wasn't the same team that blew away div. 2 two years ago. That said, that's the way the ball rolls...one bad season, and you're demoted. You should get yourselves entered into the Pak, and see how you fare.