Divisions 3 and 4.

[TheRob]

What Guru wants, Guru gets.Here it is oh great one. Get your teamates out and post away.

All Division 3 and 4 banter can take place here.

Just another public service from your friendly neighbourhood moderator, TheRob.

[guru]

TheRob.....Thanks, at training Tues. I'll let the boy's know that the thread is now open.

I told them about it last week(TTP) and they all sounded keen on the idea of taking the piss on teams they don't know anything about ...a real cawky crew I have.

Do you have a list of teams yet from 4th div. ?

Originally posted by TheRob
What Guru wants, Guru gets.Here it is oh great one......

I'll talk to my "Guress" about that one....But I think if I make any demands for sex from my "Dhali", I'll be sleeping with the "Lama"!

[TheRob]

Do you have a list of teams yet from 4th div. ?

Nothing yet. Expect it around October 14th

[bored]

If you play in div 4 there is no need to mouth off.

[guru]

Originally posted by bored
If you play in div 4 there is no need to mouth off.

If you play in premier and you haven't won a game yet....chose one of the following excuses :

1) the reffing was terrible
2) we had some players missing
3) all their goals were lucky
4) that guy was off side every time he got the ball
5) the field was awfull
6) bad coaching decisions
7) we are used to playing indoors
8) still have rugburn on my knees and face from friday night
9) the ball was too hard

[bored]

chose?

[guru]

Originally posted by bored
chose?

From what I heard, 1, 3, 8...with a possibilty of 9.

For our game, I'll go with 1 and 6 and I guess since we only had 13 0f 19 show for the game, #2 fits the bill.

I went 1 for 2 on pk's against yestarday. Still lost 5 - 2. We were up 2 - 1 at the half, then 10 seconds after kick off (ours) they scored, than less than a minute later they scored again. A few minutes later they got a PK, ( at which point I went between the pipes and they promptly scored that. Within 5 minutes of kickoff we went down 4 -2 from up 2 - 1. Pretty bad.

[bored]

Sorry to hear of your loss, most unexpected was the news.

As for ours, we stunk, nobody is gelling(sp?) yet. They will get it though not to worry- as bricktop says 'as soon as I grace them with my exit'.

Thursday still a go? Rugburn just about gone.

[TheRob]

Where are all the frumpy ass Celtic FC guys who said they were going to post here?

Wankers.

[guru]

Everyone in this whole fcucking division are wankers.!

No one has posted here from any team in Div 3 or 4.....'cept me...I told all the Celtic about it, but who are they going to take the piss on, no other team has even posted.

As far as the league goes, I can see why no one slags each other though...all the teams are the shits. We have probably the youngest out there. Me aside, our average age is 18. These are kids coming out of U18 last year, while most others have been around for years, and a few coming out of U21 last year...give us a few years and we'll be on top. That's my excuse for bieng in 8th place (out of 14). Judging by the teams we've played, we should be in the top 3 though, we lost 3 of the four (by 1 goal) to teams who shouldn't even be called soccer players.

[TheRob]

Have you played the league leading GEU Wolves yet?

What's wrong with your team getting on here and bashing eachother?

[Skytrain]

Originally posted by Guru
Everyone in this whole fcucking division are wankers.!

Judging by the teams we've played, we should be in the top 3 though

Guru,

Sounds like you are getting posting tips from AU Razor Watched a bit of your game on the weekend against PoCo, What was the score again?

By the way whats the address of your home pitch for this Saturday's home game? From what I hear you are undefeated at your home pitch.

skytrainnotimpressedbyCelticsBeermanSundaynothavinganybeer

[guru]

Originally posted by TheRob
Have you played the league leading GEU Wolves yet?

What's wrong with your team getting on here and bashing eachother?

haven't played them yet....they are on top right now, but we practice on the field next to them, and from what I've seen, they fit in along with the rest of the trash.

We do enough "internal" bashing....no need to air our laundry on a public forum.

[TheRob]

By the way whats the address of your home pitch for this Saturday's home game? From what I hear you are undefeated at your home pitch.

It's right behind TheRob's house.

[Skytrain]

GuRu,

Does the Celtics still have that young guy between the pipes?

Answer you PM.

[guru]

Originally posted by Skytrain


Guru,

Sounds like you are getting posting tips from AU Razor Watched a bit of your game on the weekend against PoCo, What was the score again?

By the way whats the address of your home pitch for this Saturday's home game? From what I hear you are undefeated at your home pitch.

skytrainnotimpressedbyCelticsBeermanSundaynothavinganybeer

If you watched the game, you could see how shite the Poco team is. Don't like making excuses, but we were missing the 3 of the best players on our team due to injury. and another got tossed early in the 2nd with a lame call. He got shitkicked all game, and he turned to give the guy a whack in the ankle, and got caught. Stupid thing to do, but shouldn't have been tossed...it was nothing compared to what he recieved. They got two softies, directly my fault on the first one early. With a full squad we could be in the top of the league. The kids aren't ready for mens soccer yet, but they're learning.


Yes, undefeated at home...we play Brittania, from the standings they are not good 1 win 3 ties 3 losses....But we will be missing the same 4 guys again. We will have to have great goalkeeping AGAIN!

Sorry about the beer thing, you should have cum earlier when the cooler was full, instead of hanging out with the other team. I hear they didn't have much there either. We usually only bring a 24, cause we only have 4 peopl of age. lucky the Snowman brought his cooler out nothin but Tepid Smirnovs (sp). Thanks Brother...I buy him a cold one, he gives me back a tepid one

[TheRob]

should have cum earlier

Why did you spell it that way?

[guru]

Originally posted by TheRob
It's right behind TheRob's house.

Hey, you'll be able to check out the game Sat. at noon....great keeper, probably should be playing Prem.

[guru]

Originally posted by TheRob
Why did you spell it that way?

Sorry, my spewing is atrshus

[Skytrain]

Guys retaliating (sp) at the spur of the moment and without thinking they could get caught is part of youth soccer that they will soon learn that it is always better to get in a good whack later when it is unexpected.

The other team's beer man? Very dis-appointing as well, especially for a PoCo team.......15 pack of beer (no sharesese) and a 2 litre of orange crush. They have since been spoken too and we have been advised it would not happen again.


Guru making mistakes in goal You've gone from playing for PoCo Premier in a tourny couple years ago to making errors in Div 4 Maybe its time to start taking viagra before games again.