Best lines heard around the park

studsup · 11-23-2004, 05:38 PM

Do you know what the best thing about that jacket is? It's not mine

Guinness · 11-23-2004, 05:45 PM

A classic, but a beauty:

(Insert lispy English accent here)
"Do you want the whistle"?

Quoted from Mike Hill one of the FVSL's better officials...

Skip · 11-23-2004, 07:43 PM

"Ref, sub!.......Carson......take a break"! ~Sir Alex Cainy

Oneofmyfavourites

outkast · 11-23-2004, 07:53 PM

"referee....thats god awful"

nezbomb

studsup · 11-24-2004, 10:19 AM

Guiness to skip: I met your parents last night skip, they're both really nice guys!!!!

STD · 11-24-2004, 11:06 AM

I have already posted it once before but I still like it.

Coed tournament in Vernon

Girl says "Ref you are terrible"
Ref says " oh yeh and when you are on the field you are Mia Hamm"

bulljive · 11-24-2004, 11:14 AM

coach: "everybody's going to get a good run today boys so stay warm"

22 players 2 substitutions made all game.

Buckfast · 11-24-2004, 11:16 AM

Paul Segovia to a bald ref:

"Get your hair out of your eyes"

striker14 · 11-24-2004, 03:54 PM

Croatian Women's Game...Older Croatian man on a Ref's call:

"CONTRUCTION REF...THAT WAS CONTRUCTION!!" of course, translation:

"Obstruction Ref...that was obstruction!!"

Buckfast · 11-24-2004, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by striker14

Croatian Women's Game...Older Croatian man on a Ref's call:

"CONTRUCTION REF...THAT WAS CONTRUCTION!!" of course, translation:

"Obstruction Ref...that was obstruction!!"

No sh1t, eh? Do you do closed captioning, also?

Socceroos · 11-24-2004, 04:17 PM

Referee John Begonovic to a player who just got hit in the face by a player who is now suspended for the Season:" Come on guys shake hands, we are all friends here"

Striker 14 please translate if you want.

**BJB** · 11-24-2004, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by striker14

Croatian Women's Game...Older Croatian man on a Ref's call:

"CONTRUCTION REF...THAT WAS CONTRUCTION!!" of course, translation:

"Obstruction Ref...that was obstruction!!"

It's CONSTRUCTION!! Get it right... another croat favourite is OPSIDE ref..

Dial 9-1-1 · 11-24-2004, 05:31 PM

2004 Nations Cup over 30's. Frustrated Greek player to Canada player (Canada up 4-0 or something).

Who cares if you guys are winning? How well did you guys do at Euro?

Possible Striker 14 translations:
-Canada wasn't part of Euro 2004 tourney (not that they'd do well there anyhow).
-Canada isn't even part of Europe.
-What the fukc does that have to do with your team getting spanked?
-Is that a contruction foul?

guru · 11-24-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BJB

... another croat favourite is OPSIDE ref..

Maybe I'm just stooopud, but can anyone here enlighten me on what "opside" means? ..... Striker14 ..... anyone ? ?
Hey striker....youz stole my sig. ewe bastard!!! Git yer own!!

guru · 11-24-2004, 05:44 PM

Fat Rabbit to Shawn about giving Wade tips on how to play forward:
Don't give Wade any more advice, his mind's like a FULL bookshelf, if you try and put another book in there, you'll have to pull one off first.

Dial 9-1-1 · 11-24-2004, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guru

Hey striker....youz stole my sig. ewe bastard!!! Git yer own!!

I hate to admit it, but Striker actually made up that saying on her own. All her comments are as original and as inspirational as LucVanLeirde's "Science, Science, Science" quote that the Hallmark people are so fond of. I think she even coined the phrase BEAT IT!!!

guru · 11-24-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dial 9-1-1

I hate to admit it, but Striker actually made up that saying on her own. All her comments are as original and as inspirational as LucVanLeirde's "Science, Science, Science" quote that the Hallmark people are so fond of. I think she even coined the phrase BEAT IT!!!

Sorry.......my bad.....I'll change mine post haste. I Didn't know Striker was a fleamale.... I wouldn't want any blood on my hands!

trece verde · 11-24-2004, 07:12 PM

classic pisstake from our sweeper to one of our centre mids while both were on the pitch:

"let me know when you sub back in..."

beerz,

stew

*LucVanLierde* · 11-24-2004, 07:57 PM

some shit head on the wades after our first game-loss of teh season...."looks like u were a few knights short of a crusade"

Ballbaby · 11-24-2004, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dial 9-1-1

2004 Nations Cup over 30's. Frustrated Greek player to Canada player (Canada up 4-0 or something).

Who cares if you guys are winning? How well did you guys do at Euro?

Possible Striker 14 translations:
-Canada wasn't part of Euro 2004 tourney (not that they'd do well there anyhow).
-Canada isn't even part of Europe.
-What the fukc does that have to do with your team getting spanked?
-Is that a contruction foul?

I was on that Greek team and I heard it. Priceless! Everyone paused and pondered for a second or two.

11-23-2004, 05:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
studsup Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: The Ranch Posts: 269 TTP Friends: (0)	Best lines heard around the park Do you know what the best thing about that jacket is? It's not mine

11-23-2004, 05:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Brookswood Posts: 3,413 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Best lines heard around the park A classic, but a beauty: (Insert lispy English accent here) "Do you want the whistle"? Quoted from Mike Hill one of the FVSL's better officials... __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1

11-23-2004, 07:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Skip Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: high atop Mt. Skip Posts: 1,392 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park "Ref, sub!.......Carson......take a break"! ~Sir Alex Cainy Oneofmyfavourites __________________ "Women!, you can't live with'em.... pass the beer nuts" ~Norm Peterson

11-23-2004, 07:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
outkast Member Joined: Jan 2004 Location: coast Posts: 503 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Best lines heard around the park "referee....thats god awful" nezbomb

11-24-2004, 10:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
studsup Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: The Ranch Posts: 269 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park Guiness to skip: I met your parents last night skip, they're both really nice guys!!!!

11-24-2004, 11:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
STD Member Joined: May 2003 Location: burnaby Posts: 476 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park I have already posted it once before but I still like it. Coed tournament in Vernon Girl says "Ref you are terrible" Ref says " oh yeh and when you are on the field you are Mia Hamm" __________________ herpes the gift that keeps on giving

11-24-2004, 11:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
bulljive Member Joined: Nov 2003 Location: delta Posts: 1,294 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: Best lines heard around the park coach: "everybody's going to get a good run today boys so stay warm" 22 players 2 substitutions made all game. __________________ Some asshole keeps farting in my pants

11-24-2004, 11:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
Buckfast Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: YVR du Sudouest Posts: 1,786 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park Paul Segovia to a bald ref: "Get your hair out of your eyes"

11-24-2004, 03:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
striker14 Member Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Langley Posts: 1,191 Images: 19 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park Croatian Women's Game...Older Croatian man on a Ref's call: "CONTRUCTION REF...THAT WAS CONTRUCTION!!" of course, translation: "Obstruction Ref...that was obstruction!!"

11-24-2004, 04:17 PM	#11 (permalink)
Socceroos Member Joined: May 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 273 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park Referee John Begonovic to a player who just got hit in the face by a player who is now suspended for the Season:" Come on guys shake hands, we are all friends here" Striker 14 please translate if you want.

11-24-2004, 05:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
Dial 9-1-1 Member Joined: Jul 2002 Location: North Shore via Kitsilano Posts: 1,063 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park 2004 Nations Cup over 30's. Frustrated Greek player to Canada player (Canada up 4-0 or something). Who cares if you guys are winning? How well did you guys do at Euro? Possible Striker 14 translations: -Canada wasn't part of Euro 2004 tourney (not that they'd do well there anyhow). -Canada isn't even part of Europe. -What the fukc does that have to do with your team getting spanked? -Is that a contruction foul? __________________ Those who follow never lead.

11-24-2004, 05:44 PM	#15 (permalink)
guru Member Joined: Jan 2002 Location: Meadow-Ridge Retirement Home Posts: 1,046 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park Fat Rabbit to Shawn about giving Wade tips on how to play forward: Don't give Wade any more advice, his mind's like a FULL bookshelf, if you try and put another book in there, you'll have to pull one off first.

11-24-2004, 07:12 PM	#18 (permalink)
trece verde Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: lado este Posts: 1,600 Images: 9 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Best lines heard around the park classic pisstake from our sweeper to one of our centre mids while both were on the pitch: "let me know when you sub back in..." beerz, stew __________________ "Yer on crack Franchise leafs suck and I'm not signing you anymore" - KH on his way to Burger King...

11-24-2004, 07:57 PM	#19 (permalink)
LucVanLierde Not too bright BANNED Joined: Oct 2002 Location: ? Posts: 915 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Best lines heard around the park some shit head on the wades after our first game-loss of teh season...."looks like u were a few knights short of a crusade"

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