A general announcement & support area for premium members only. Feel free to make suggestions or even take the piss outta your fellow better bastards...

As a premium-member, you are automatically entered into TTP's monthly premium-only contests. Announcements on what current prizes are and the winners will be posted here.

Banter concerning the various youth leagues around the province. U18/U16 boys and girls, the state of the youth system in BC, who's got homework tonight... it's all here.

From 2001 onward, some funny crap has been posted on TTP and this would be the place to find it... there's lots of unfunny shite as well for those of you who are into that sort of thing.

TTP finally finds it's proper home at takethepiss.com, emerging from the Dark Years with some interesting colour combinations... over 15,300 posts are in these archives and complete the whole history of TTP posting now. Enjoy.

The Vancouver Metro Soccer League

The Fraser Valley Soccer League

Discussion for the various 'Over XXs' leagues throughout the lower mainland...

The Metro Womens Soccer League.

Results and banter for the various Provincial Cups including Mens Open, Womens Open, and Masters.

Various threads devoted to summer leagues in British Columbia.

Various threads devoted to summer tournaments in British Columbia.

Forum for discussing issues related to the British Columbia Soccer Association.

Anything and everything to do with Whitecaps FC including the mythical waterfront stadium.

The ever growing needs of the TTP community dictates the need for this new forum. You need to be a TTP Premium Member though to post your event/fundraiser. This forum also includes official TTP Event announcements and discussions.

Looking for players, teams, coaches or administrators? Place your requests in here. Please post responsibly which means no fundraising/commercial adverts or the like.

Discuss any international soccer stuff here that doesn't really fit in any of the other forums below

Canada Soccer Association

All FIFA World Cup discussions should take place here

All Champions League discussions should take place here

All Euro Championship discussions should take place here

All English FA discussions should take place here

All Scotish FA discussions should take place here

All MLS discussions should take place here

Most Hockey discussions [NHL, Junior, International]should take place here

Canuckleheads gather here...

Pigskin!

MMA, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Pillow - find all fight brands here

A place for new TTP Community Members to introduce themselves and get to know long-time users. Recommended highly if you plan on sticking around for awhile.

Top Tunes, Top Videos, MP3s, Clubbing and anything else to do with music. Except Adam Curry and Kim-Clarke Champniss... they were annoying back then and bringing them up now would only cause much anguish and soul-searching...

Movies and TV AKA I have nothing better to do at this time.

Tournament announcements and high score bragging rights. Share your seemingly endless free time achievements in our video game forum.

Who has really pissed you off lately (other than those godly annoying cricketeers who never shut the fcuk up)?

A friendly competition between the women we love, against their biggest rivals in the setting we know them best. Choose your favourites and make your thoughts known. But don't complain if it's not as easy as you thought it would be...

Got a Willhill account? Follow Henrik and be well on your way to a few extra bones for those weekend pints. Or don't...

TTP sanctioned bookie events. Wager your tokens on the NFL, EPL, SPL and NHL games of the week.

Takethepiss.com pools & contests banter, slags and piss-takes occur here during our pool seasons.