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Zaurrini · 08-28-2002, 12:38 PM

Anyone notice what Serena was wearing yesterday?
She is wearing the same outfit today.
Very nice.

(first time user of the banana)

Anyhow,
Tom Adam-something was wearing a loose white tank top...and not one of those that say " Life is a Beach"

Just a simple WHITE Sleevless T-Shirt.

THEY MADE HIM CHANGE!

**Captain Shamrock** · 08-28-2002, 08:20 PM

Tre-men-dous!

**Captain Shamrock** · 08-28-2002, 08:21 PM

Interesting....

**Captain Shamrock** · 08-28-2002, 08:22 PM

I wish I was a tennis racquet.....

Dude · 08-29-2002, 11:06 AM

An interesting topic of discussion came up yesterday on "The TEAM 1040". Serena: would you or wouldn't you?

That's a lot of woman. Rock hard bod. Big rack. Her face looks like she's been beaten by the ugly stick a couple of times, but that may just be her "competition" face.

I say yes.

**Regs** · 08-29-2002, 11:34 AM

How about an either or - Venus or Serena?

Make it happen Keeper.

~Regs.

Keeper · 08-29-2002, 11:45 AM

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Rock hard bod. Big rack. Her face looks like she's been beaten by the ugly stick a couple of times, but that may just be her "competition" face.

Think back to Phil Hartman doing his Sinatra schtick: "Put a bag over her head and do your business."

Keeper · 08-29-2002, 12:20 PM

A friend of mine suggested expanding tennis into three divisions: Men, Women, and Man-Women. You can stick the Williams sisters and Davenport in that last group.

**Captain Shamrock** · 08-31-2002, 12:40 AM

They are amazing tits. Other than that, they are amazing tits.

**Captain Shamrock** · 08-31-2002, 12:51 AM

Since Guinness has such an exquisite taste in women(see Canada's Under-19 keeper - shoc-king), here is someone he must find attractive too. Possibly the nicest looking on tour, Guinness?

One Dart · 08-31-2002, 12:51 AM

Lets not underestimate the nipples Captain. Three more words:
Fab-u-lous.

tiner · 09-05-2002, 08:25 PM

good to see you blokes concentrating on women who stay in tournaments for longer than about half an hour.

from a TENNIS perspective ............. go hewitt!!!

One Dart · 09-05-2002, 11:26 PM

No hewitt Tiner. Pistol Pete is looking good and going all the way.
For the Captain, Pete is currently a 4-1 favorite while Hewitt is 2.1-1. From what I've seen so far, the matches have been quite good, the guy whom Agassi played in the quarters played his ass off and it's good to see Sampras playing well finally.

the power · 09-05-2002, 11:45 PM

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it's good to see Sampras playing well finally.

Sampras is a punk. He's old and has the personality of slug. He will never be the greatest tennis player ever unless he wins the French Open, something the first round of that tournament has proven he can't do. Women's tennis is more exciting anyway. See picture above.

tiner · 09-09-2002, 05:10 PM

youngest player to win. now oldest player to win.

unreal tennis from him though. dunno what he had for breakfast that day.

Reccos · 09-09-2002, 05:31 PM

The Power is right about Sampras and his speaking ability. You'd think that after all these years and lots of interviews he'd make a decent interview. Sampras' victory talk was as exciting as the words of the sponsors who all had a chance to speak at the presentation ceremony.

Sampras is as articulate as Guinness after a lerbacious night of the illicit weed and drinking. Agassi in defeat was worth listening to as he has something of value to say and said it well.

It was good the two of them made the final. Sampras may never be considered as great as others not for his wins but for his lack of ability to present himself well when speaking. This seems to influence public opinion a lot.

screecher · 09-21-2002, 11:35 PM

booo recoos

Reccos · 09-22-2002, 12:03 AM

Hey this match was over a few weeks back!!!

What's happening with you and your buddy these days??????

Keeper · 01-28-2003, 03:46 PM

I only put this here because my cheque is still in the mail.

Je-sus.

Keeper · 01-28-2003, 03:47 PM

Speechless.

08-28-2002, 12:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zaurrini Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: ND Posts: 2,695 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (2)	Us Open Tennis Anyone notice what Serena was wearing yesterday? She is wearing the same outfit today. Very nice. (first time user of the banana) Anyhow, Tom Adam-something was wearing a loose white tank top...and not one of those that say " Life is a Beach" Just a simple WHITE Sleevless T-Shirt. THEY MADE HIM CHANGE! __________________ TheRob, HOS, and WhiteShoes were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother but I mean it like the way black people use it which is more meaningful, I think. Zoolander, 2001

08-28-2002, 08:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	Yes, I noticed...... Tre-men-dous!

08-28-2002, 08:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	Is there a beach ball in her outfit? Interesting....

08-28-2002, 08:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	Sometimes I wish I was a tennis racquet... I wish I was a tennis racquet.....

08-29-2002, 11:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Serena... An interesting topic of discussion came up yesterday on "The TEAM 1040". Serena: would you or wouldn't you? That's a lot of woman. Rock hard bod. Big rack. Her face looks like she's been beaten by the ugly stick a couple of times, but that may just be her "competition" face. I say yes. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

08-29-2002, 11:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	How about an either or - Venus or Serena? Make it happen Keeper. ~Regs. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

08-29-2002, 12:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Keeper Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: - Posts: 5,532 Images: 1172 TTP Friends: (0)	A friend of mine suggested expanding tennis into three divisions: Men, Women, and Man-Women. You can stick the Williams sisters and Davenport in that last group. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

08-31-2002, 12:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	Tre-men-dous form...... They are amazing tits. Other than that, they are amazing tits.

08-31-2002, 12:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	This one is for Guinness....... Since Guinness has such an exquisite taste in women(see Canada's Under-19 keeper - shoc-king), here is someone he must find attractive too. Possibly the nicest looking on tour, Guinness?

08-31-2002, 12:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
One Dart Member Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Where are the nuggets? Posts: 2,151 TTP Friends: (0)	Lets not underestimate the nipples Captain. Three more words: Fab-u-lous.

09-05-2002, 08:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
tiner Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: maitland.one of few towns with water Posts: 228 TTP Friends: (0)	no anna k good to see you blokes concentrating on women who stay in tournaments for longer than about half an hour. from a TENNIS perspective ............. go hewitt!!! __________________ can anyone in england play ....... anything?!!!! cricket??tennis??soccer??league??

09-05-2002, 11:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
One Dart Member Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Where are the nuggets? Posts: 2,151 TTP Friends: (0)	No hewitt Tiner. Pistol Pete is looking good and going all the way. For the Captain, Pete is currently a 4-1 favorite while Hewitt is 2.1-1. From what I've seen so far, the matches have been quite good, the guy whom Agassi played in the quarters played his ass off and it's good to see Sampras playing well finally.

09-09-2002, 05:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
tiner Member Joined: Dec 2001 Location: maitland.one of few towns with water Posts: 228 TTP Friends: (0)	well done youngest player to win. now oldest player to win. unreal tennis from him though. dunno what he had for breakfast that day. __________________ can anyone in england play ....... anything?!!!! cricket??tennis??soccer??league??

09-09-2002, 05:31 PM	#16 (permalink)
Reccos Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: Coquitlam Posts: 1,461 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (1)	Great Final Pairing The Power is right about Sampras and his speaking ability. You'd think that after all these years and lots of interviews he'd make a decent interview. Sampras' victory talk was as exciting as the words of the sponsors who all had a chance to speak at the presentation ceremony. Sampras is as articulate as Guinness after a lerbacious night of the illicit weed and drinking. Agassi in defeat was worth listening to as he has something of value to say and said it well. It was good the two of them made the final. Sampras may never be considered as great as others not for his wins but for his lack of ability to present himself well when speaking. This seems to influence public opinion a lot.

09-21-2002, 11:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
screecher Member Joined: Mar 2002 Location: your daughters bed Posts: 17 TTP Friends: (0)	booo recoos __________________ when are you poor old dogs ever gonna learn

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Keeper Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: - Posts: 5,532 Images: 1172 TTP Friends: (0)	Speechless. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]