Congratulations, One Dart.

[Captain Shamrock]

Fuzzy came through in the clutch and won the 3rd annual Club Ireland golfing debacle at the spectacular Sunshine Woods Par 3 course. He shot a 62 which was good enough for the Green Jacket AND the coveted jump into the shit-infested pond. Tak Yukawa come through with the worst score(101) and our team of 4 surprisingly ended up with the worst score. Excellent. It was a good laugh, which was followed by a trip to Sportstown for a plethora of beverages, and then a trip to the NEW casino in Richmond. It is fantastic and the birds there were great too. They serve booze on the floor just like in Vegas. Unfortunately, it's not free but still a nice option.....

Well done, One Dart, on a clutch performance, although I did scalp you on the 18th hole. BTW, Willis 316 put a massive dent on a car in the parking lot after a vicious slice on hole number 9. It was almost like he was distracted.

[One Dart]

That pond was the worst fukcing thing that has ever happened to me. Still getting that green shit out of my hair. I imagine I smelled pretty well on the ride home in spark dog's car. If they'll have me back next year I'm taking a 10 on the 18th hole so I don't have to "experience" the thrill of winning again.