Idiots in Sports

[Yoda]

To add to a long list of sports idiots i'm sure, Onterrio Smith of the Minnesota Vikings gets busted for having a Drug Cheating Kit called the Whizzinator.

Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests.

Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report.

Smith told officers it was dried urine used for making a clean urine test in conjunction with a device called ''The Original Whizzinator.'' In addition, he had a bottle of pills labelled ''cleansing formula.''

Smith told police he was taking the vials to his cousin. The police report didn't say where Smith was travelling. The Star Tribune first reported the story Wednesday.

Had to check out the website for this highly touted product:
Here's a great line from the front homepage:

The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!


The WHIZZINATOR© is designed to be comfortably worn as an undergarment for extended periods of time!

Used with our organic heat pads, it is GUARANTEED to maintain body temperature for EIGHT HOURS! And our quality production and materials assures you that the WHIZZINATOR© will let it flow, again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!

Are you kidding me? A prosthetic penis? So basically he walks around with a strap on dildo then. That must look hot in the showers. :rolleyes

PS: you have to check out the whole site. They have all sorts of "prosthetic penises" to chose from. And there's one for the ladies too!

[The Franchise]

Originally Posted by Yoda

And there's one for the ladies too!

A penis??

Hey do they have one with an extra nut....John Kruk is still looking for one

[Yoda]

Well, they call the ladies ones strap-ons and you have to buy them at a different store, but if your a women and your German and you have a big swim meat..........i mean meet, coming up, there is a drug test kit for you as well.