Life is a challenge - Intro

**knvb** · 12-21-2006, 04:16 PM

Life is a challenge.

From the day we are born, we are taught that if you want something, you have to go get it. Nothing comes easy; we learn to persevere, to overcome obstacles in our path, to battle. Our livelihoods and personal relationships demand that we must persist to succeed.

As footballers, we know and embrace this concept. Whether a mucker or a gifted goal scorer, one thing we all have in common is that we aim to outwork our opposition in hopes of achieving our goals. We are not sheep waiting to be prodded by the shepherd. We are lions, and we refuse to walk, talk, or sleep with the sheep. The slaughterhouse of failure is not our destiny.

Over the years, TTP has become a special place. Old friends re-connect, new friendships are made, and it has also given us an opportunity to get to know and understand those players we battle against. Pisstaking, fittingly, is also a skill that must be nurtured. Anyone can play the game, but to play it well, one needs thick skin, patience, and needs to be resourceful. Often, it is incumbent on us to draw out the weaknesses of our target through careful planning. A great piss take can sometimes take days, weeks, even months to build up to.

Having said this, sometimes you just get lucky. Extremely lucky. Luckier than a short Italian on a date with a lonely, drunk Finnish bird. So lucky that it leaves one believing that there is a Santa, he’s Dutch, and we’ve all been very good pisstakers this season.

Christmas arrived early last night in TTP land, and Santa arrived in the form of an over eager Studsup, selling the newly released PAU Soccer Club 2007 Calendar…an impressive bounty of homoerotic photography featuring all PAU players and coaching staff. What would prompt these pitch warriors to do this, we have no idea. We suspect heavy narcotic use and gambling debt may be involved…we’re not sure, and we don’t care.

We thank God for this gift, and since it is Christmas, and a time for sharing... starting tomorrow the 22nd day of December 2006, we present to you:

The 12 Gays of Christmas

*BlazeArmy* · 12-21-2006, 04:24 PM

Not even an early teaser for those who don't have a clue what this about. A cover (or uncovered in this case) shot so to speak.

Also,

It's Intro numbnuts.

Dude · 12-22-2006, 01:24 AM

You have one hell of a ghost writter KNVB, but he doesn't take the bullet for your misspell of intro.

FOUN-DA-TION! NOW!

Dude · 12-22-2006, 04:02 AM

Atta-boy.

5bigtoes · 12-22-2006, 10:36 AM

KNVB,

the tears are welling up in my eyes....how utterly profound..

**knvb** · 12-22-2006, 11:48 AM

Toes,

This is a KNVB & Dude production...

**sixfyv** · 12-22-2006, 02:23 PM

Wow.

That's... something. It's really, erm... something.

studsup · 12-22-2006, 02:58 PM

We are not sheep waiting to be prodded by the shepherd. We are lions, and we refuse to walk, talk, or sleep with the sheep.

That is not entirely true, I have seen KNVB try to mount a sheep before after a match against chilliwack when SU was in the valley premier. Anyone who knows KNVB well enough knows he always wears jogging pants around, cause the zipper always scares the sheep away.

merry x-mas SS

**knvb** · 12-22-2006, 04:54 PM

I never played for SU in the FVSL. Nice deflection though...

How are sales going?

Knees United · 12-23-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by knvb

I never played for SU in the FVSL. Nice deflection though...

How are sales going?

Studs....KNVB is correct, he never played for SU in the FVSL. However, he certainly played Div. 1 for many years in the Surrey F.C. organization - well done Dutchie, all the way from the lowely bowels of the FVSL all the way to top flight football in the VMSL - how's the pine these days??

Just got word from Studs and there has been a Black Label warning, he said the benches he's made for you lot are made with Treated lumber and the slivers "can" be toxic and lead to severe infection - please have any/all slivers removed immediately!!

P.S. Calender sales are done...running a second print as we speak. We are located in Guildford mall. You can find our signing tables between the Remax stand and Santa on the concourse level.

Happy Holidays,
Mr. April...err sorry, Mr. Pakenham

Guinness · 12-23-2006, 11:13 AM

Quote:

posted by; Santa Cloggs
Over the years, TTP has become a special place. Old friends re-connect, new friendships are made, and it has also given us an opportunity to get to know and understand those players we battle against.

A beautiful scripture originally hand carved in Eindhoven, only to be stolen by a Catholic Ukranian terrorist Cult... Sold on Ebay as another cheeseball hallmark moment!!!

BTW, Knees never got the memo on the next autograph session... Ghetto Guildford is SU's stomping ground, we're relocating to South point strip mall... Don't get the wrong idea studsy!!!

Dude · 12-23-2006, 01:08 PM

The LUFC Athletic X-Mass extravaganza went down last night. What a feast. The calendar made an appearance, and the common reaction was..."Wow."

Everyone but Teddy of course. I guess being a former PAU player, the Fenian was a little excited about this calendar.

This was right before he tackled Gary Kilby's wife, rugby style, over the sofa, and after the full frontal nudity mangina performance. It's a good thing there weren't any digital cameras w/ video functions around to capture that moment.

Oh, wait, there was.

Guinness · 12-23-2006, 03:51 PM

The Fenian stories never suprise me anymore... However, the dive you had the party at did... Was that Tim's back room at his Whalley store??? I'd hate to think some of the local crack whores got a glimpse at our calendar!!! Or Utah's missus.

That type of quality is not for the skanks you know.

Dude · 12-23-2006, 06:45 PM

Guinness,

I was a little surprised to see you didn't buckle to the peer pressure of trying to imitate a Calvin Klein model. I wasn't surprised, though, to see your action shot doesn't include you actually getting stuck into a tackle.

When does the 3rd gay of Christmas get posted? Where's our forum moderator?

Dude · 12-23-2006, 11:30 PM

KNVB with computer issues tonight, but the show must go on. 3rd Gay is up.

Guinness · 12-24-2006, 12:38 PM

Why is it always the muckers that try to find something wrong with my game???

You are gay!!!

Skanky CDMTC Blonde · 12-24-2006, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guinness

The Fenian stories never suprise me anymore... However, the dive you had the party at did...

That type of quality is not for the skanks you know.

Now what do you mean by that

?

**Sir M** · 12-25-2006, 03:51 PM

Are you the defender of all Skanks now C.?

Skanky CDMTC Blonde · 12-26-2006, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir M

Are you the defender of all Skanks now C.?

HO HO HO very funny Boney M Nightflight to Venus

Dude · 12-26-2006, 06:12 PM

Are you trying to jack the thread, Skank?

Back on the topic of publicly humiliating the PAU boys...6th gay is up: The Sixth Gay of Christmas

12-21-2006, 04:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Life is a challenge - Intro Life is a challenge. From the day we are born, we are taught that if you want something, you have to go get it. Nothing comes easy; we learn to persevere, to overcome obstacles in our path, to battle. Our livelihoods and personal relationships demand that we must persist to succeed. As footballers, we know and embrace this concept. Whether a mucker or a gifted goal scorer, one thing we all have in common is that we aim to outwork our opposition in hopes of achieving our goals. We are not sheep waiting to be prodded by the shepherd. We are lions, and we refuse to walk, talk, or sleep with the sheep. The slaughterhouse of failure is not our destiny. Over the years, TTP has become a special place. Old friends re-connect, new friendships are made, and it has also given us an opportunity to get to know and understand those players we battle against. Pisstaking, fittingly, is also a skill that must be nurtured. Anyone can play the game, but to play it well, one needs thick skin, patience, and needs to be resourceful. Often, it is incumbent on us to draw out the weaknesses of our target through careful planning. A great piss take can sometimes take days, weeks, even months to build up to. Having said this, sometimes you just get lucky. Extremely lucky. Luckier than a short Italian on a date with a lonely, drunk Finnish bird. So lucky that it leaves one believing that there is a Santa, he’s Dutch, and we’ve all been very good pisstakers this season. Christmas arrived early last night in TTP land, and Santa arrived in the form of an over eager Studsup, selling the newly released PAU Soccer Club 2007 Calendar…an impressive bounty of homoerotic photography featuring all PAU players and coaching staff. What would prompt these pitch warriors to do this, we have no idea. We suspect heavy narcotic use and gambling debt may be involved…we’re not sure, and we don’t care. We thank God for this gift, and since it is Christmas, and a time for sharing... starting tomorrow the 22nd day of December 2006, we present to you: The 12 Gays of Christmas Attached Thumbnails Last edited by knvb; 12-22-2006 at 11:47 AM.

12-21-2006, 04:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
BlazeArmy Not too bright BANNED Joined: Dec 2002 Location: Club 'Ding Posts: 3,052 Images: 23 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Life is a challenge - Inro Not even an early teaser for those who don't have a clue what this about. A cover (or uncovered in this case) shot so to speak. Also, It's Intro numbnuts.

12-22-2006, 01:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro You have one hell of a ghost writter KNVB, but he doesn't take the bullet for your misspell of intro. FOUN-DA-TION! NOW! __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-22-2006, 04:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro Atta-boy. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-22-2006, 10:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
5bigtoes Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Delta Posts: 888 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro KNVB, the tears are welling up in my eyes....how utterly profound..

12-22-2006, 11:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro Toes, This is a KNVB & Dude production...

12-22-2006, 02:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
sixfyv Paulina Gretzky... wow. A Better Bastard Joined: Apr 2002 Location: Suburbs... with the fam... you know the drill. Posts: 1,255 Images: 19 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro Wow. That's... something. It's really, erm... something.

12-22-2006, 02:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
studsup Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: The Ranch Posts: 269 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro We are not sheep waiting to be prodded by the shepherd. We are lions, and we refuse to walk, talk, or sleep with the sheep. That is not entirely true, I have seen KNVB try to mount a sheep before after a match against chilliwack when SU was in the valley premier. Anyone who knows KNVB well enough knows he always wears jogging pants around, cause the zipper always scares the sheep away. merry x-mas SS

12-22-2006, 04:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro I never played for SU in the FVSL. Nice deflection though... How are sales going?

12-23-2006, 01:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro The LUFC Athletic X-Mass extravaganza went down last night. What a feast. The calendar made an appearance, and the common reaction was..."Wow." Everyone but Teddy of course. I guess being a former PAU player, the Fenian was a little excited about this calendar. This was right before he tackled Gary Kilby's wife, rugby style, over the sofa, and after the full frontal nudity mangina performance. It's a good thing there weren't any digital cameras w/ video functions around to capture that moment. Oh, wait, there was. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-23-2006, 03:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Brookswood Posts: 3,414 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro The Fenian stories never suprise me anymore... However, the dive you had the party at did... Was that Tim's back room at his Whalley store??? I'd hate to think some of the local crack whores got a glimpse at our calendar!!! Or Utah's missus. That type of quality is not for the skanks you know. __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1

12-23-2006, 06:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro Guinness, I was a little surprised to see you didn't buckle to the peer pressure of trying to imitate a Calvin Klein model. I wasn't surprised, though, to see your action shot doesn't include you actually getting stuck into a tackle. When does the 3rd gay of Christmas get posted? Where's our forum moderator? __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-23-2006, 11:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro KNVB with computer issues tonight, but the show must go on. 3rd Gay is up. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

12-24-2006, 12:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Brookswood Posts: 3,414 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro Why is it always the muckers that try to find something wrong with my game??? You are gay!!! __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1

12-25-2006, 03:51 PM	#18 (permalink)
Sir M Give Me Strength A Better Bastard Joined: Feb 2004 Location: At the Estate Posts: 2,532 Images: 2 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro Are you the defender of all Skanks now C.? __________________ "Put an egg in your shoe...and beat it". Last edited by Sir M; 12-25-2006 at 03:58 PM.

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12-26-2006, 06:12 PM	#20 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: Life is a challenge - Intro Are you trying to jack the thread, Skank? Back on the topic of publicly humiliating the PAU boys...6th gay is up: The Sixth Gay of Christmas __________________ Om nom nom nom...