Heavyweight nutters

CDK · 10-14-2001, 12:37 PM

Did anyone catch the Tyson fight yesterday?

I didn't.

The Apprentice · 10-15-2001, 02:14 AM

CDK,

Not bad fight...the other chump was strong but tyson gave it to him pretty good. The fight as stopped in the 6th.

sensei_hanson · 10-15-2001, 09:12 AM

The Danish blimp Tyson sat down had a career record of 62-2! Makes me wonder how a guy with bitch tits can record 43 KOs in his "professional" career - methinks several matches pitted him against the Laudrup brothers, who are known for their glass jaws.

5bigtoes · 10-15-2001, 02:51 PM

I heard that Tyson looked slow and out of shape. Anybody see it on pay-for-view?

Tyson is the #1 rate heavyweight contender I believe...

5btstillthinkstheheavyweightdivisionisabigjoke

**Regs** · 11-17-2001, 08:19 PM

Speaking of nutters, did anyone catch the news the other day that Don King had a CAT scan done and it revealed he had 5 bullets in his head still?

No wonder his hair stands on end

~TB.

Jimmy Holiday · 11-28-2001, 04:57 PM

He's not a heavyweight but it was plastered all over Tsn's highlight of the week.This guy lost the decision and when the winner went over to congratulate him this nutter cracked him with a thunderous right that knocked him out silly.This guy had his glove off and still had his hand taped????He did get escorted out of the arena in cuffs and I'm sure he never fight again but whats wrong with these guys?Was wondering if anyone saw that and what your thoughts on it are?

**Regs** · 11-28-2001, 05:11 PM

Jimmy,

I've been meaning to post that since I first saw it on Sunday night... the best thing about it was the announcers immediate reaction.

That's assualt! That's assualt! He should be in jail!

I guess they were right

~Regs.

lean · 11-28-2001, 05:21 PM

The guy was suspended indefantely and the boxing commisioner of NY was in the stands (the commish is also the new police chief in NY). The commish is holding back his $10K purse until the hearing. That was the biggest cheap shot of all time

brum · 11-28-2001, 05:34 PM

Mike tyson (for biting holleyfields ear off)

or

harlem hood(dont know real name) for sucker punching his oppenent with a wicked right hook to the jaw??

anyone wanna answer this one.. i'll take tyson. you have to be an animal to bite off and ear of an opponent

Belfast Cowboy · 12-02-2001, 06:18 PM

i think that the sucker punch was worse than tyson's, nibbling on hollyfield's ear,

**Regs** · 01-29-2002, 05:14 PM

Tyson's application to be able to box in Nevada was rejected just now 4 votes to 1.

Did Poloni predict this one as well?

~TB.

The Apprentice · 01-29-2002, 05:34 PM

I heard Sugar Shane Mosley lost against Vernon Forrest, some considered him the best pound for pound in the world. Did anybody catch the fight?

**Regs** · 01-29-2002, 05:39 PM

Which of the two is considered a heavyweight nutter?

~TB.

Fastshow · 02-08-2002, 10:35 AM

As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He was given 14 vocabulary words and must use each in a sentence. These were his responses:

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify".
14. Income - I just got in bed wit a ho and income my wife

10-14-2001, 12:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
CDK Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: =G= Posts: 1,600 Images: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	Heavyweight nutters Did anyone catch the Tyson fight yesterday? I didn't.

11-17-2001, 08:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,083 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Take another bullet for the team Speaking of nutters, did anyone catch the news the other day that Don King had a CAT scan done and it revealed he had 5 bullets in his head still? No wonder his hair stands on end ~TB. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

11-28-2001, 04:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jimmy Holiday Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Newlands Golf and Country Posts: 875 TTP Friends: (0)	Harlem Hood He's not a heavyweight but it was plastered all over Tsn's highlight of the week.This guy lost the decision and when the winner went over to congratulate him this nutter cracked him with a thunderous right that knocked him out silly.This guy had his glove off and still had his hand taped????He did get escorted out of the arena in cuffs and I'm sure he never fight again but whats wrong with these guys?Was wondering if anyone saw that and what your thoughts on it are?

11-28-2001, 05:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,083 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Don King paid him to deflect attention away from himself Jimmy, I've been meaning to post that since I first saw it on Sunday night... the best thing about it was the announcers immediate reaction. That's assualt! That's assualt! He should be in jail! I guess they were right ~Regs. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

11-28-2001, 05:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
lean Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: at work Posts: 445 TTP Friends: (1)	Suspended Indefinately The guy was suspended indefantely and the boxing commisioner of NY was in the stands (the commish is also the new police chief in NY). The commish is holding back his $10K purse until the hearing. That was the biggest cheap shot of all time Last edited by lean; 11-28-2001 at 05:26 PM.

10-15-2001, 02:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
The Apprentice Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: In a Dungeon with Dragons Posts: 1,338 TTP Friends: (0)	CDK, Not bad fight...the other chump was strong but tyson gave it to him pretty good. The fight as stopped in the 6th.

10-15-2001, 09:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
sensei_hanson Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: The China Club Posts: 1,547 Images: 31 TTP Friends: (0)	The Danish blimp Tyson sat down had a career record of 62-2! Makes me wonder how a guy with bitch tits can record 43 KOs in his "professional" career - methinks several matches pitted him against the Laudrup brothers, who are known for their glass jaws.

10-15-2001, 02:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
5bigtoes Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Delta Posts: 888 TTP Friends: (0)	I heard that Tyson looked slow and out of shape. Anybody see it on pay-for-view? Tyson is the #1 rate heavyweight contender I believe... 5btstillthinkstheheavyweightdivisionisabigjoke

11-28-2001, 05:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
brum Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: La La Land Posts: 404 TTP Friends: (0)	who is mre of a nut Mike tyson (for biting holleyfields ear off) or harlem hood(dont know real name) for sucker punching his oppenent with a wicked right hook to the jaw?? anyone wanna answer this one.. i'll take tyson. you have to be an animal to bite off and ear of an opponent

12-02-2001, 06:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
Belfast Cowboy Member Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Just west of Katmandu Posts: 141 TTP Friends: (0)	cheap shot i think that the sucker punch was worse than tyson's, nibbling on hollyfield's ear,

01-29-2002, 05:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,083 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Was the outcome ever in doubt? Tyson's application to be able to box in Nevada was rejected just now 4 votes to 1. Did Poloni predict this one as well? ~TB. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

01-29-2002, 05:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
The Apprentice Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: In a Dungeon with Dragons Posts: 1,338 TTP Friends: (0)	curious I heard Sugar Shane Mosley lost against Vernon Forrest, some considered him the best pound for pound in the world. Did anybody catch the fight?

01-29-2002, 05:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,083 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	even more curious Which of the two is considered a heavyweight nutter? ~TB. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

02-08-2002, 10:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fastshow Member Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,305 Images: 111 TTP Friends: (0)	...... As part of his parole agreement, Mike Tyson has to go back to school and finish grade 5. This is Mike's Ebonics homework assignment. He was given 14 vocabulary words and must use each in a sentence. These were his responses: 1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel." 9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall. 11. Iraq - When we got the poolhall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break." 12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say, "fortify". 14. Income - I just got in bed wit a ho and income my wife

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