Scottish Premier League News 2007/2008

[Buckfast]

Ode to Neil Lennon

Now he's left the Celtic, where next could he play?
A.C., Barca, Inter, they'd have him any day.
Too easy thought the ginger thug, I really need a test
I'll head down to the Premiership and join amongst the best

His agent called to tell him,"we have a little trouble"
Lennon winced and took the news, that burst his little bubble
Man U, Spurs & Chelsea,"sorry neil, I've tried"
"Even Villa laughed at me" Lennon sat and cried

"The Coca Cola league is it" said Lennon in a huff
"Sorry Neil" the agent said, "they all think your're duff"
"But I need to play to get the birds, cause I'm highly sexed"
"If not I'll stay at home and threaten them by text"

"A guy from Nottingham has called", he wants you at his club"
"He says his team is shite, he needs a little thug"
No Drogbas or Shevchenkos, no Phil or Gary neville
Stuck away in Nottingham, he's finally found his level

GIRUY ya bawbag.

[Captain Shamrock]

Originally Posted by Buckfast

Ode to Neil Lennon

Now he's left the Celtic, where next could he play?
A.C., Barca, Inter, they'd have him any day.
Too easy thought the ginger thug, I really need a test
I'll head down to the Premiership and join amongst the best

His agent called to tell him,"we have a little trouble"
Lennon winced and took the news, that burst his little bubble
Man U, Spurs & Chelsea,"sorry neil, I've tried"
"Even Villa laughed at me" Lennon sat and cried

"The Coca Cola league is it" said Lennon in a huff
"Sorry Neil" the agent said, "they all think your're duff"
"But I need to play to get the birds, cause I'm highly sexed"
"If not I'll stay at home and threaten them by text"

"A guy from Nottingham has called", he wants you at his club"
"He says his team is shite, he needs a little thug"
No Drogbas or Shevchenkos, no Phil or Gary neville
Stuck away in Nottingham, he's finally found his level

GIRUY ya bawbag.

That's pure genius..........

YouTube - Neil Lennon singing Oh the Rangers Are Shite

At least Lennon is right about something.............


Have you seen the latest transfers, Bucky? I'm sure you're drooling knowing that the Mint has opened the vaults...........


Bosman Loyal

[rangerforever]

He was such a great representative for Celtic.
World ambassador so he was.

Before I forget -

Not sure how I feel about this:

BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | Rangers | Fowler linked with Rangers switch

We need, as Bucky has said, at nauseaum, , young stars, not has beens.

Depending on the dosh it might be good for us though.

[Captain Shamrock]

BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | Celtic | Donati poised for Celtic switch



GIRUY Huns.............Broadfoot is looking quality at the moment. :lol:

[Buckfast]

Surely they're having a laugh

And we thought taking the piss was easy when Scheidt was around.

[johnnybluenose]

looks like Whitecaps FC judas Tony Caig has all but signed with Gretna.

[Captain Shamrock]

Originally Posted by Buckfast

Surely they're having a laugh

And we thought taking the piss was easy when Scheidt was around.

Yes, I had a good laugh at that one too.......... However, it was almost as funny as Moonbeam Murray trying to get Faubert for 5 million quid........

[johnnybluenose]

News today is that Faubert is holding Bordeaux hostage demanding his transfer...

[Buckfast]

Could there be a resurrection (no, you can't take Viagra for this, Guinness) in Scottish football.

Today:

1) Russell Anderson to Sunderland for 1m
2) O'Conner to Birmingham City for 2.5m

Before you ask, Alkira or whatever you're calling yourself this week. Yes, this is my shiny object attempt for Rangers' uninspired transfer activity.

Marcus DeBeasley......ohhhh, ya dancer.

Buckfast

[rangerforever]

You forgot this:

BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | Celtic | Nakamura agent rejects move talk

And this:

BBC SPORT | Football | My Club | Celtic | West Brom want Celtic's Beattie

GIRFUY Hoopy Hound.

[Buckfast]

Stirring the pot, RF. Very brave and out of the ordinary. You must have gas.

[Captain Shamrock]

Originally Posted by Buckfast

Could there be a resurrection (no, you can't take Viagra for this, Guinness) in Scottish football.

Today:

1) Russell Anderson to Sunderland for 1m
2) O'Conner to Birmingham City for 2.5m

Before you ask, Alkira or whatever you're calling yourself this week. Yes, this is my shiny object attempt for Rangers' uninspired transfer activity.

Marcus DeBeasley......ohhhh, ya dancer.

Buckfast

Eh, not sure what you meant by 'whatever you're calling yourself this week......BUT DeBeasley is a signing that should help the Huns. Granted he should be in track and field before football but he is very quick and something Rangers have lacked in recent years......if he can take a hit, which is his weakness apparently, he might do okay........Donati will be unleashed on Friday and Rigters will be right there with him........Beattie is going and hopefully Jarosik, Pressley, Zurawski with him........we need to free up some more money......


Nakamura Brown/Donati McGeady

[Buckfast]

What do you know about Donati other than never getting a game for AC Milan? I expect that he'll have the same impact as Septic's other Galacticos - Gravesen, Jarosik, Keane, Sno, Hartley, etc. F-all.

Ritgers? Another striker? Is Chesney planning on a 1-1-8 formation next year. Might as well do with the shite D-line* on hand.

Buckfast


*compliments of Striker17

[Captain Shamrock]

Originally Posted by Buckfast

What do you know about Donati other than never getting a game for AC Milan? I expect that he'll have the same impact as Septic's other Galacticos - Gravesen, Jarosik, Keane, Sno, Hartley, etc. F-all.

Ritgers? Another striker? Is Chesney planning on a 1-1-8 formation next year. Might as well do with the shite D-line* on hand.

Buckfast


*compliments of Striker17

Don't know anything to be honest as I've never seen him play. .........but I do know with all the 'flops' you just mentioned, Celtic has still won the league twice in a row AND Rangers have won nothing during that time..........Faubert..........nice one, Mr. Minty.

But then again, Broadfoot and Gow are massive signings.


I agree about our 'D-line'.....it's going to be weak but I'm hoping we have a few blitzes to keep the other team on their toes...........

[Buckfast]

Tough luck today, Captain.

Young Boys humped Celtic at the Wankdorf.

Preseason or not, 4-1 isn't pretty. Surely, the new Galacticos weren't in the side?

[Captain Shamrock]

Yes, I'm devastated, Bucky.........Celtic didn't win ONE game all pre-season last year and what did they do to Rangers in the league? I see Rangers wasted 2.37 million quid on a 'world-class' defender........... Nice one, Minty Moonbeam. :thumbup:

[rangerforever]

Not to mention signing life long Rangers fan Roy Carroll to challenge MacGregor for his job.



I'm sure Guinness and Billy Boy approve though.

[Billy boy]

Originally Posted by Rangerforever

Not to mention signing life long Rangers fan Roy Carroll to challenge MacGregor for his job.



I'm sure Guinness and Billy Boy approve though.

Ah, a good old Norn Iron Man (we'll forget about that howler he had for UTD)


Ok, I'm off to the airport... maybe I'll get to see him first hand in August

BB

[Captain Shamrock]

Originally Posted by Billy boy

Ah, a good old Norn Iron Man (we'll forget about that howler he had for UTD)


Ok, I'm off to the airport... maybe I'll get to see him first hand in August

BB

Have a great time, Billy Boy, and remember......no tires on the bonfires on July 11th. It's against the law now.

[Billy boy]

Originally Posted by alikira

Have a great time, Billy Boy, and remember......no tires on the bonfires on July 11th. It's against the law now.

Cheers mate, just arrived. Little nap then off to the evenigs Festivities




Tires, what Tires????

BB