A height joke......Stop, my fcukin' sides.
Dear Rocky Dennis,
Based on your last post, I would consider your sense of humour rather "keeper-esque".
As an ambassador of Canada, you have five days to sort it out.
If you get your head out of the Captain's crotch anytime soon, you may have chance. Swallow and get on with it.
Buckfast.
Based on your last post, I would consider your sense of humour rather "keeper-esque".
OUCH
Thanks Bucky,
I had forgotten why I hadn't missed you. BTW I do believe you still owe me a pint.For what, I don't really remember but I'm sure I can make something up.
Maybe your Uncle Billy Mason will buy me pint? Nah, probably not he will still be grieving after another Auld Firm loss.
If you get your head out of the Captain's crotch anytime soon, you may have chance. Swallow and get on with it
Nice touch, Bitter Bluenose Buckfast.I couldn't expect anything more, I guess, from a Croatian who thinks he is protestant. For our Croatian friends on TTP, that was not a dig at you. I know I am no giant, but the short man syndrome is alive and kicking in Buckfastland. It's all about the sugar, I guess.
3 days until departure. Celtic scared myself a little this morning with their injury time winner. Thank you big JOHAN for keeping the race on. The winner of the Auld firm match this weekend will clearly be in the drivers seat heading down the stretch.
Couldn't of picked a bigger match to attend, Hey Captain
I believe we prepared ourselves for the trip a little last night. Just setting the tone....
Parkhead
twisted rubber arm.........
Lads,
I've just come off the blower with Saint who, as ever, wants me to organise his life for him. I cannot possibly do that but I'll try and organise this weekend's punch-up. Sorry, that should read 'meeting'.
I'm out Friday night on a large one at Fabric so I'll go straight through and meet up at a mutually decided venue in Glasgow Saturday afternoon for more physical punishment. Captain, you need to address your PM box. Immediately if not before. Get Parkhead's finger out. Good.
Saint and I will be staying with Johnny Mad Dog's newly-transplanted Scottish family so I'll make some subtle enquiries about the availablity of a place for you two as well. He may be a certifiable nutbar but Mad Dog's nowhere near as bad as Buckfast's mob.
Game on.
result......
First round's on me............
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Burnsie, respond to your PM for fcuk's sake. It's not as if you've owt better to do...........
Lads: FYI:
The Govan Bowling Club makes a cracking cup of tea and the best HOT CROSS BUNS you've ever tasted.
As a result of viewing Saint's Daddy's attire every Tuesday and Thursday night at the fitba club, I can only assume you will be in the minority with the three Musketeers.
Best wishes and unlucky with the company,
RF
Acumfegovan
Capt. & PH,
Uncle William just called to advise that he has yet to hear from either of you lot.
What the fcuk? I go out of my way, even after the predictable Webster jibes, to secure you a large single bed at Casa de la King Billy, Prince of Orange. Ingrates.
Let me know asap. The Larkhall Championi celebrations shouldn't be missed.
Word of warning. I would recommend that Fastshow remain on the southbound train.The locals are not too fond of Lionsgateshire-ites.
C'mon the TEDDY BEARS!
Thanks again for your hospitality, Bucky.
Fasty, I have sent the PM. Apparently, Parkhead's cousin owns a pub in Glasgow, so I will let him sort that out. It might be a meeting point? Otherwise, we will figure something out, I'm sure......Looking forward to it. BTW, if I brought a litre and a half of vodka in a water bottle, will they open to check? Otherwise, I'm going to be fcuking broke by the time the plane arrives in Toronto, let alone London. Any ideas, gentlemen?
Second round is on me then Fasty & Saint. Fasty I can arrange a place to stay for The Captain and myself if you have already got somewhere for you and Saint to stay. Morrison's is the name of the pub my cousin owns, so we should make a little appearance there at some point. I will leave the rest of the arrangements up to you and the Captain. The countdown is on boys.
See you boys on Saturday night in the heart of Glasgow.
We'll just meet you at one of the pubs in Glasgow...
Pubs in Glasgow
Pubs : G : Glasgow
100 Acre
13th Note Ltd.
A & C Hamilton & Co.
Actionstream Ltd
Alba Inns Ltd
Alhambra Inn
Anchor Bar
Anne-Marie & Bruce Mcclean
Arlington Bar
Athena Taverna
B Js Bar & Diner
Bairds Bar
Bar 67
Bar Qui
Barrhill Social Club
Beechings Public House
Bensons Bar
Beresford Bar
Best Cellars (scotland) Ltd
Big Blue Bar
Big Muff Inns Ltd
Blakeleys Bar
Boozers Ltd
Bourbon Street Bar
Brahms & Liszt
Brian Lee (1997) Ltd
Bridgeton Bar
Briggs Bar
Buchanan Taverns Ltd.
Bugle Bar
Burgharms Ltd
Buzzy Wares Ltd.
Cabin Bar
Cafe Delmonicas
Cafe Zas Ltd.
Campbells Lounge Bar
Captains Rest
Carbeth Inn
Carnegies Leisure Group Ltd.
Carrigans Bar
Caseys Drum
Cathkin Bar & Lounge
Cee Dees
Century Taverns Ltd
Chasebay Ltd.
Chryston Tavern
Circle Bar
Clachan Bar
Clarendon Bar
Clutha Vaults
Coach House Inn
Coach House Inn
Commercial Bar
Commercial Inn
Coopers Bar
Coralpine Ltd
Corn Exchange
Cottage Bar
Counting House
Cross Stobs Inn
De Quinceys
Deans Bar
Doctor Gormans
Dominion Bar
Dow Jones
Drummonds Bar
Eadie Cairns Ltd.
Eat Drink Co Ltd
Echo Bar
Fat Boabs Ale House
Fiddlers Bar
Fiddlers Court
Findleys Bar
Firhoist Ltd
First Glass
Fitter & Firkin
Fixx Ii
Florida Park
G1 Group Plc
Gantry Bar
Gartforth Ltd
Garvale Inn
Georgic Bar
Gleniffer Taverns Ltd
Granny Blacks
Grant Arms
H Daso
Hampden Bar
Hart Brothers (1988) Ltd.
Hatt Group International Ltd.
Hecla Arms
Heraghtys Bar
Hielan Jessie
Horseshoe Bar
Imperial Bar
J & K Crawford
J Grier
J R Tennent
Jade Leisure Ltd.
James Gilroy & Co. Ltd.
Jarveys Inn
Jed Bar Co Ltd
Jintys Ltd
Jock Pamsons
Kelburn Bar
Kellys Bar
Kiloran Bar
Latimers Lounge Bar
Lea-Rig Public House
Legends Lounge Bar
Lettuce Holdings Ltd.
Lettuce Out (west) Ltd.
Lions Den
Lochwood Taverns Ltd.
Lyalls Bar
Lynns Bar
Macintoshs Bar
Macsorleys Bar Public Ho
Mail Coach
Masonic Arms
Maxwell Arms
Mcchuills Straight No Chaser
Mckinnons Bar
Mcphabb Taverns Ltd.
Millcroft Taverns Ltd.
Millennium (glasgow) Ltd.
Molendinar Bar
Mollinsburn Inn Ltd.
Montgomerie Arms
Moriartys Wine Bar & Bistro
Morven Function Suite
Muirhead Bakeries Ltd.
Munns Vaults Ltd.
Nashvilles Bar Ltd
New Monaco Bar
New Regent Bar
Nia-Roo Bar
Nickie Tams
Oneills Irish Bar
Oneils Irish Bar
Oakwynd Ltd.
Old Black Bull
Old House Inn
Palaceum Bar
Park Lane Tavern
Parkville Bar
Parkville Road House
Partick Tavern
Paul Storey
Penny Lane
Picture & Piano
Pirn Inn
Pongo Ltd
Queens Park Bar
R H & J G Graham
Rhinesdale Tavern
Richards Bar
Riggs Bar
Riverside Tavern
Roadhouse Public House
Robby Burns
Rowallan Bar
Rowanbridge Ltd
Rowantree Inn
Rufus T Firefly
Scarecrow Grill
Scobies Bar
Scotch & Rye
Scotsmans Bar
Sefton Bar
Seven Ways Bar
Silver Larch
Smiddy Inn
Smugglers Inn
Springfield Vaults
Spud Mulligans
Spur Bar
Squirrel Bar
Staffords Bar
Standard Taverns Ltd.
Stanley Bar
Stardash Ltd
Station Bar
Station Bar
Steam Packet Co Ltd
Stewartfield Farm
Stirling Castle Bar
Stonefield Tavern
Stones Hotel
Strathies Bar
Strathmore Taverns Ltd.
Strathnorth Ltd
Strathspey Bar
Strawberry Fields Promotions Ltd
Stroud Tavern
Swan Inn
Swan Inn
Sweepers Lounge Bar
Tavern Bar
Tennents Bar
Tennents Bar
The 1 & 7 Pub Co Ltd
The Albion Way
The Allison Arms
The Alpen Lodge
The Anvil Inn
The Apollo
The Ashfield Bar
The Auld Boathouse
The Auld Hoose
The Auld Hoose
The Ballochmyle Bar
The Bank
The Bank Inn
The Banks Bar
The Barnhill Tavern
The Barrell House
The Barnhill Tavern
The Barrell House
The Bells Bar
The Big Glen
The Black Bull
The Black Bull
The Black Bull
The Blob Shop
The Brewers Tap
The Brewhouse
The Brig Tavern
The Brigg Inn
The Bristol Bar
The Brothers Bar
The Budgie
The Cairn
The Cart Bar
The Cask & Still
The Castle Arms
The Celtic Tavern
The Clyde Inn
The Comet Bar
The Cottage Bar
The Court Bar
The Croft Bar
The Crown Creighton Bar
The Crystal Bell
The District Bar
The Doon Inn
The Dove Cot Hall
The Drookit Dug
The Duke Bar
The Empire Bar
The Ettrick Bar
The Ettrick Bar
The Exhibition Bar
The Festival Bar
The First & Last Bar
The Fox & Hound
The Gables Bar
The Gairdners Airms
The Gallery
The Gardenhall Inn
The Gate
The Gauger
The Glen Bar
The Glen Bar
The Grapes
The Griffin Bar
The Harmsworth House
The Hayfield Bar
The Hielan Mans
The Hillington
The Horseshoe Bar
The Horseshoe Bar
The Hub Bar
The Hurlet Brewers Fayre
The Imperial
The Jeanie
The Keystane
The Kingfisher
The Ladywell Bar
The Lampost
The Langfield Inn
The Langmuir Inn
The Lawburn Inn
The Lee
The Lismore
The Living Room
The Londoner
The Lord Nelson
The Malletsheugh Inn
The Mallons Bar
The Millcroft
The Mission Bar
The Mitre Bar
The Monkey Bar
The Montrose Bar & Diner
The Netherton Inn
The New Blane Valley Bar
The New Hawthorn Bar
The New Inn
The New Rogano
The Nile Bar
The Oak Bar
The Oak Tree Inn
The Old College Bar
The Old Kilpatrick Inn
The Old Toll Bar
The Oriental
The Osprey
The Outside Inn
The Pines
The Pippin Bar
The Press Bar
The Prince Charlie Bar
The Queens Bar
The Rabbie Burns
The Railway Tavern
The Red Comyn
The Red Lion Bar
The Redan Bar
The Redbrae
The Ritz Bar
The Ritz Bar
The Royalty Ale House
The Sadie Frost
The Saltire
The Scaramouche
The Scotia Bar
The Sheddens Bar
The Shields Bar
The Silver Banks
The Sir John Stirling Maxwell
The Snaffle Bit
The Solid Rock Cafe
The Sportsman Bar
The Square Rig
The Standard Bar
The Stewart Inn
The Stoat & Ferret
The Sun Inn
The Sutherland Arms
The Swan Inn
The Tollbooth Bar
The Torrance Inn
The Tower Bar
The Townhouse Partnership
The Traders Tavern
The Victoria Bar
The Victoria Bar
The Village
The Waldorf
The Wallis Bar
The Wee Mans Bar
The Welcome Inn
The Westering Winds
The Windsor Bar
The Windsor Tavern
The Woodside Inn
Thistle Bar
Thornlie Arms
Three Judges
Times Square
Timewide Ltd
Titwood Bar
Travellers Rest
Treble Two Bar
Tudor Inns Ltd
Tudor Taverns
Twa Corbies
Valentini (scotland) Ltd
Viceroy Bar
Victoria Bar
Victoria Bar
Village Inn
Waverley Bar
Waxys Of Candleriggs
Welcome Inn
West Muir House Ltd
Westburn Bar
Westburn Bar
Wheatsheaf Inn
Whiskey Joes Ltd.
Wintersgills Bar
Wolbirns Wharf Bar Diner
Yates Wine Lodge
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A : B : C : D : E : F : G : H : I : J : K : L : M : N : O : P : R : S : T : U : V : W : Y
Golf Courses : Indian Restaurants
Quite right to list it twice.The Horseshoe Bar
The Horseshoe Bar
Superb pub. It boasts the longest bar in Europe.
I would avoid anything called The Big Blue Bar.
I love The Outside Inn.
Only in Scotland.
Last edited by Jinky; 03-03-2003 at 10:57 PM.
countdown.......
Who are they? Who would win a fight? If you're on about the cute air hostesses then I would wager that you'll be all right. The main job is getting your contraband past Huey and Duey at Vancouver International where they treat everyone as though they're Osama Bin Liner. You're in Vancouver, lads, not the Gaza Strip, relax and let the Captain have his vodka. I would suggest, however, that you try and tart up your vodka receptacle. A pretty bow should do the trick.BTW, if I brought a litre and a half of vodka in a water bottle, will they open to check?
I'm buying the first round. How the arsing clag did I become responsible for buiying the third as well? your maths are about as deft as Fat Monkey's time-keeping. Is the Captain exempt from doing the honours? Will we be supping from his big fcuk-off two litre of wobbly 'Mountain Dew'?Second round is on me then Fasty & Saint.
The Captain's a plumber. They make loads of dosh, he'll be able to get his in, I have faith. Even if my lot wear blue.
What are they charging now for the two litres of wobbly pop, Fasty? I will buy the 3rd, 7th, and 11th rounds. I have a fascination with prime numbers(for KNVB - numbers which can only be divisible by one and itself). Thanks for your tip on getting my stash through the airport.
Que?
I don't see Morrisons on our extended pub list, Parkhead. Are you pulling our leg? What gives? Can you sort this out immediately? Thanks.
Captain
revealing........
I dunno about charges for two litre measurements, Captain. Even in this, the world's foremost drinking culture, I don't see many staggering to the bar and ordering measures of 'two litres' at a time.
I can only assume Belfast is different.
More importantly, what are we going to do about Saint's self-enforced drinking ban? He says he's off the sauce entirely as he's become obsessed with his fitness. I don't believe it either but it's what he says everytime I speak to him. Honest.
By the way, isn't Morrison's a green grocer? Someone's been taken for a fool, perhaps?
This might help. Or it might not.
Maybe it's in Port Glasgow.
Be careful when you order a pint.
The barman will no doubt ask you, "red or white?"
Pub
Morrison's Bar
220 Clyde St
Glasgow G1
0141 248 - 5329
Fastshow/ Saint that is the info I believe you need.
Captain I will be at your house in 25 mins.
Tickets are in hand, as is the Celtic shirt. A quick stop at the casino on the way home from the airport gave the Captain a $75 profit before departure. At $5 a crack, this will get us a solid 14 drinks before arriving at Toronto. I wonder if there is a casino at the Toronto Airport? We will be posting from Belfast and Glasgow at some point. Things are falling into place nicely and all we need now is a big Celtic win!
Until next time.....
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