Scottish Premier League News 2003/04

**Regs** · 06-17-2003, 05:34 PM

In with the new, out with the old.

**Captain Shamrock** · 06-17-2003, 06:59 PM

Fcuk, I hate Rangers. That should be a decent start to the thread.

I'm hoping to hear from MON over the next couple of days regarding some transfers.

Buckfast · 06-17-2003, 08:57 PM

Although Walks and I don't see eye-to-eye, which has nothing to do with me being Tattoo's stunt-double, I agree with his position on McManananaanana.

He fancies himself as a bit of lad, which doesn't go over to well in Glesga. Funny how 60K/week and a fleet of Ferrari's can change a fella? In addition, he's shite.

I think this would be a great buy for Celtic.

Buckfast

**Captain Shamrock** · 06-17-2003, 09:26 PM

Fair enough, Bucky, send the bastard to Rangers.

Jinky · 06-18-2003, 02:48 PM

To the tunes of "Follow, Follow" then "The Cry Was No Surrender", folks:

Borrow, borrow, we will borrow millions
Anywhere, everywhere we will borrow on
Dundee, Hamilton, we'd even tap the Vatican
If we go to Dublin we will borrow there

Altogether now the cry was no more spending
No more spending or we'll die, die, die
With cap in hand and millions owed
We'd sell old Derry's walls

For there's not a bank like the Bank of Scotland
No, not one and there never shall be one
The bank manager knows all about our troubles
We will sell till there's no one left
Oh, for there's not a bank like the Bank of Scotland
No, not one and there never shall be one

Hello, hello, we're 90 million in debt
Hello, hello, we're not insolvent yet
We're up to our knees in Murray's debt
Sell players or we'll die
For we are the poorest club in Scotland.

Finally listenable.

ParkHead · 06-18-2003, 05:13 PM

**rangerforever** · 06-18-2003, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ParkHead

Ditto.

Classic stuff Jinks.

My fave was the "Hullo".

All's that was missing was The Sash.

**steve1234** · 06-18-2003, 09:58 PM

Monday 7th July: Kunsbaka v Celtic, Sweden.
Tuesday 8th July: GAIS v Celtic, Sweden.
Thursday 10th July: Helsingborgs v Celtic Sweden
Thursday 17th July: Fulham v Celtic Loftus Road.
Tuesday 22nd July: Celtic v Man U
Seattle Seahawks Stadium USA Kick-Off TBC
Friday 25th July: Celtic v AC Milan
Cleveland Browns Stadium, USA, kick off TBC

Some other dates of interest:

Wednesday 30th July: CL Qualifier - 1st leg.

Saturday 2nd August: Celtic v Arsenal, Celtic Park, kick off 3.00pm.

Wednesday 6th August: CL Qualifier - 2nd leg.

Saturday 9th August: SPL 2003/2004 begins.

Can you say jet lag. They will be knackered before the season starts.

**Captain Shamrock** · 06-19-2003, 01:44 AM

What date will they be stuffing the Forces of Darkness for the first of many times this season?

**steve1234** · 06-19-2003, 08:41 AM

The first Old Firm clash is scheduled for the opening weekend of October at Ibrox, while the New Year derby has been restored to the calendar with a 3 January date at Celtic Park.

downtown · 06-19-2003, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by steve1234

Some other dates of interest:

Can you say jet lag. They will be knackered before the season starts. [/b]

some other dates of interest.....usually this is preceded by actual dates of interest and then more after - who really cares where, when and who they lose to

and then I'm surprised by the jet lag comment - excuses getting lined up again ? not you fellas - when will they end lads

**steve1234** · 06-19-2003, 05:41 PM

Don't you worry, I'm sure that by the first week of October they will be well rested and ready to throttle the Ibrox bunch. And by the way, not an excuse. Just a comment on how hectic thier schedule is. It's amazing the commitment they have to entertaining thier fans, home or away. Rangers I hear has entered a Tourney at Saltcoats.

downtown · 06-27-2003, 11:26 AM

"RANGERS are making good progress in their bid to sign Georgian star Zurab Khizanishvili. The talented defender passed a medical and agreed terms with the Light Blues today although there are still a few details to iron out."

**rangerforever** · 06-27-2003, 01:46 PM

That, and the fact that Frank DeBoer is also linked in talks with the 'Gers also.

Oh, and apparently Arthur Numan is having a change of heart.
I don't know if we need anymore International team stars though, especially ones from a country like Holland.

Money? What money?

**Captain Shamrock** · 06-28-2003, 12:25 AM

RF,

Both bits of information are false. De Boer has NO interest in playing for Rangers and Newman is definitely not going to play. It really doesn't matter because Celtic have a HUGE signing that will become public in the next few days. I can assure you that he is not Georgian.

ParkHead · 06-28-2003, 12:29 AM

Quote:

I can assure you that he is not Georgian.

Thank God. I guess last night after the pub you gave wee Martin a call to get caught up on things. Good to hear, but I guess the rest of us will have to wait to find out the big news.

Parkhead

**steve1234** · 06-30-2003, 11:25 PM

Spotted in Glesga, Kevin Philips. So whats he doing there, a holiday in bonny Scotland, or a business trip?

**rangerforever** · 07-02-2003, 05:13 PM

I'm sorry, Kevin who?

Is that your BIG signing Bhoys?

Motherwell to sell James McFadden to Rangers?

More Scots in the squad - I like it.

*BlazeArmy* · 07-02-2003, 05:24 PM

A Scot in the squad is more like it.

**rangerforever** · 07-02-2003, 05:41 PM

No, Kevin Phillips is English.

Actually, you're right, Lambert's it.

Don't even get me started.

06-17-2003, 05:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Scottish Premier League News 2003/04 In with the new, out with the old. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

06-18-2003, 09:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
steve1234 Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jan 2003 Location: over the hill Posts: 1,208 TTP Friends: (0)	Celtic preseason Monday 7th July: Kunsbaka v Celtic, Sweden. Tuesday 8th July: GAIS v Celtic, Sweden. Thursday 10th July: Helsingborgs v Celtic Sweden Thursday 17th July: Fulham v Celtic Loftus Road. Tuesday 22nd July: Celtic v Man U Seattle Seahawks Stadium USA Kick-Off TBC Friday 25th July: Celtic v AC Milan Cleveland Browns Stadium, USA, kick off TBC Some other dates of interest: Wednesday 30th July: CL Qualifier - 1st leg. Saturday 2nd August: Celtic v Arsenal, Celtic Park, kick off 3.00pm. Wednesday 6th August: CL Qualifier - 2nd leg. Saturday 9th August: SPL 2003/2004 begins. Can you say jet lag. They will be knackered before the season starts.

06-27-2003, 11:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
downtown Member Joined: Dec 2002 Location: BC Posts: 246 TTP Friends: (0)	Zurab "RANGERS are making good progress in their bid to sign Georgian star Zurab Khizanishvili. The talented defender passed a medical and agreed terms with the Light Blues today although there are still a few details to iron out." __________________

06-27-2003, 01:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,961 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (9)	That, and the fact that Frank DeBoer is also linked in talks with the 'Gers also. Oh, and apparently Arthur Numan is having a change of heart. I don't know if we need anymore International team stars though, especially ones from a country like Holland. Money? What money? __________________ Acumfegovan

06-30-2003, 11:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
steve1234 Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jan 2003 Location: over the hill Posts: 1,208 TTP Friends: (0)	Rumours Spotted in Glesga, Kevin Philips. So whats he doing there, a holiday in bonny Scotland, or a business trip?

06-17-2003, 06:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	Fcuk, I hate Rangers. That should be a decent start to the thread. I'm hoping to hear from MON over the next couple of days regarding some transfers.

06-17-2003, 08:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
Buckfast Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: YVR du Sudouest Posts: 1,786 TTP Friends: (0)	Although Walks and I don't see eye-to-eye, which has nothing to do with me being Tattoo's stunt-double, I agree with his position on McManananaanana. He fancies himself as a bit of lad, which doesn't go over to well in Glesga. Funny how 60K/week and a fleet of Ferrari's can change a fella? In addition, he's shite. I think this would be a great buy for Celtic. Buckfast

06-17-2003, 09:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	Fair enough, Bucky, send the bastard to Rangers.

06-18-2003, 02:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	To the tunes of "Follow, Follow" then "The Cry Was No Surrender", folks: Borrow, borrow, we will borrow millions Anywhere, everywhere we will borrow on Dundee, Hamilton, we'd even tap the Vatican If we go to Dublin we will borrow there Altogether now the cry was no more spending No more spending or we'll die, die, die With cap in hand and millions owed We'd sell old Derry's walls For there's not a bank like the Bank of Scotland No, not one and there never shall be one The bank manager knows all about our troubles We will sell till there's no one left Oh, for there's not a bank like the Bank of Scotland No, not one and there never shall be one Hello, hello, we're 90 million in debt Hello, hello, we're not insolvent yet We're up to our knees in Murray's debt Sell players or we'll die For we are the poorest club in Scotland. Finally listenable.

06-18-2003, 05:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
ParkHead Member Joined: May 2002 Location: Dumpy joint around the corner Posts: 1,928 TTP Friends: (1)

06-19-2003, 01:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	What date will they be stuffing the Forces of Darkness for the first of many times this season?

06-19-2003, 08:41 AM	#10 (permalink)
steve1234 Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jan 2003 Location: over the hill Posts: 1,208 TTP Friends: (0)	The first Old Firm clash is scheduled for the opening weekend of October at Ibrox, while the New Year derby has been restored to the calendar with a 3 January date at Celtic Park.

06-19-2003, 05:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
steve1234 Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jan 2003 Location: over the hill Posts: 1,208 TTP Friends: (0)	Don't you worry, I'm sure that by the first week of October they will be well rested and ready to throttle the Ibrox bunch. And by the way, not an excuse. Just a comment on how hectic thier schedule is. It's amazing the commitment they have to entertaining thier fans, home or away. Rangers I hear has entered a Tourney at Saltcoats.

06-28-2003, 12:25 AM	#15 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	RF, Both bits of information are false. De Boer has NO interest in playing for Rangers and Newman is definitely not going to play. It really doesn't matter because Celtic have a HUGE signing that will become public in the next few days. I can assure you that he is not Georgian.

07-02-2003, 05:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
rangerforever Fat Bastard A Better Bastard Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Govan Posts: 3,961 Images: 3 TTP Friends: (9)	I'm sorry, Kevin who? Is that your BIG signing Bhoys? Motherwell to sell James McFadden to Rangers? More Scots in the squad - I like it. __________________ Acumfegovan

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