Players Needed

[johnnybluenose]

If there are any Players Looking to play in a league, a new team will be looking for players soon. Post here and I can hook you up.
All the games will be played in Surrey
The calibre is approx mid div 3 to div 2 depending on the team.

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[gambler]

I am looking to play with a new team. I've played div 2 for teh past 10 years and am a solid, reliable player. Do you have a number or email I can contact you at?

[ONE-ILLPLYR]

Hey I am interested how often do we play and what would the practice sched be like ... I would be traveling from Dt

Players Looking For Teams
I've heard that Jinky is a legend in that league so send Jinks a PM if you're interested.

[Jinky]

Yeah I probably am a legend in that league but it has nothing to do with soccer.

As for women's premier, I've seen my share of games and without having seen your Valley div 2 mucker squad I have little doubt that any of the top 4 women's teams could school you. Easy.

Jinky, I'm just curious what team you currently play on, or played on if you're retired.

[bulljive]

I'm pretty sure a band of hobo's on the streets of vancouver could beat the top vancouver women's premier teams. Which means we might be in tough but I think we would pull out the win. Didn't the u16 boys metro team from abby beat the national girls something like 7-1 a few years back. The same year the women's team came second in the Olympics, world cup or whatever it was. No disrespect i just really can't remember. The women's game has come a long way and Canada has done very well on the world stage but I honestly believe they would lose to most top boys teams above the age of u-U14 or U15. At the point males are just too big and too fast.

[johnnybluenose]

The league for the summer is full as far as teams are concerned, I can still place players for sure... I can be contacted via PM and then phone numbers and emails can be sent. Cheers.

[Jinky]

Originally Posted by Blahzay

Jinky, I'm just curious what team you currently play on, or played on if you're retired.

Although I have guest starred on numerous teams (Richmond Olympics, Richmond United (honourary idiot), Club Ireland, Peg, Brittania ect, I spent the majority of my "career" with the legendary PoCoMo F.C. of the VMSL 1st division.

I have also represented Scotland in the Nations Cup tourney.

I no longer play due to an accident which caused three lower lumbar discs to herniate.

[Yoda]

Originally Posted by Jinky

I no longer play due to an accident which caused three lower lumbar discs to herniate.

Excuses, Excuses. SUCK IT UP!!!

PS: He's now the official FVSL/VMSL camera man for TTP

Good work on the PK video.

[Jinky]

Thanks Yoda but a title like that might make keeper cry.

And I'm having trouble uploading Langley's last two corners of the game. As much trouble as Langley had, getting the ball into the 18 yard box. No doubt it was the ball's fault. It was deliberately upsidedown when the Langley players tried to kick it.

[Fastshow]

Who's this Blahzay chap? I'm curious as to why he's curious to know who Jinky played for. It says, "North Delta" as the location for the fella. I'm assuming that's not a pisstake, things can't have changed that profoundly around here. How can someone come from North Delta and not have heard of Jinky?

Jinky was a legend when I was at North Delta ('cause he's dead, dead old, like) and I was a big enough legend myself. Ask anyone. It takes a legend to know another. Legend.

~Jinky's been a legend since before birds even played football. That's how old he is. And how legendary. He'd even reached legendary status before he was known as Jinky which is a rather clever thing to have accomplished when you think about it.

Blazhay, this is yet another occasion in which you should refer to Occam's Razor which I'm sure you'll know if you're a graduate of that truly wonderful academic institution, North Delta Senior Secondary; Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.

According to one eye-witness: 'KNVB was so star-struck when he met Jinky for the first time he made RangerForever's effort, itself in the first rank of sycophancy, look like Buckfast with piles.'

Yoda (TTP Moderator) on Jinky: 'He's never invaded Poland, of course, nor (to the best of my knowledge) has he ever set fire to the Reichstag, but his annual contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest has surely done (in peacetime) for European brotherhood what the Third Reich only achieved by war.'


Fastshow.

[johnnybluenose]

Jinky- You played for Brittania? When and what team?

[Jinky]

Played a couple of summer league games for the gentlemanly Davy Poole many summers ago.

You're not Johnny Stewart are you?

[Guinness]

Jinky was a living legend back in his Britannia days... I played there one summer (I think I was 17?) and remember him coming out to a few games... He'd definately slowed down a step or two by then, but he'd still be quick enough to kick you if you tried to get by him... (with the ball on the pitch or past the cooler with a pint)...

Bulljive posted:
At the point males are just too big and too fast.

I trained a couple of times with a few of the Nat. girls last summer and I guarentee they'd take the piss out of you!!! There ball skills and strength were quite staggering... (OK I'm done licking their balls now)

[johnnybluenose]

I played for Brittania in Div3 FVSL in 02-03 reg season.
I'm not Johnny Stewart.

[Dapotayto]

Originally Posted by Guinness

There ball skills and strength were quite staggering

The fact that you just used the word staggering in a post is, well, quite staggering.

[SoccerPaul]

hey wassup soccer community. i am lookin to play for a team. if any team needs a player let me know. i will come out and practice with u and u guys can decide if my talent is good enuff for your squad. i am 22 years old if that matters for a league.