3rd Annual TTP Golf Classic Team List

[Regs]

I'm starting this thread to get an idea of how many foursomes are to be reserved.

The Date: Saturday, June 19th, 2004

Cost: $90 per golfer (includes golf, pint & sandwich on course, dinner & pint @ Kelly O'Bryans)

A dinner only reservation is also available for $25 but I will start a different thread for that next week when all of the prizes are sorted.

Please be aware that there will be a prize for each individual golfer that is a part of the best dressed foursome

I'll update this post as teams are announced/put together.

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2004 TTP Golf Classic Foursomes
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1. Team HBDE [Regs/Notty/Ralph Wiggum/TBA]
2. Team DCS [KNVB/Captain Shamrock/Whirlwind/J_B]
3. Team F Club 4 [Fun TheRob/Fun SC/Fun Bobbi/ Fun HOS]
4.
5. Team Free Agent [BlazeArmy/Dap/ThePone/OD]
6. Team Sexy [Coach/Silverfox/Parkhead/McCaw]
7. Team Cheatside [Herb jr./Red Socks/Bob/Steve]
8. Team LUFC [Dude/Dick Dangler/TBA/TBA]
9. Team Timmy and the Huns [Rangerforever/Glasgow Ghirl/TBA/TBA]
10.

[Hands of Stone]

Team "Lets Go" Rangers - HOS, RF, Guinny, ???

or

Team Muckers FC - HOS, Demo, RF, Coach, Zaurrini, White Shoes, knvb, ???

Enough for two teams there.

hos

[TheRob]

Team Fun Fun Fun Fun will be the hit of the tourney. Fun TheRob and his ho's. Everybody come aboard the hooooooooooooo train!

Now for kits. Should be magic.

[Regs]

Once Coach gets in here with his team name I'm pretty sure we are half-way there to selling out [pending payments getting in]... actually, I believe Team Hairy Blue Dragons will be in again leaving us with 4 more team spots to fill...


~Regs.

[SC]

The Hairy Orange will be gracing us with their dazzling long drives. Tiff is in, but waiting for the final word from Notty (to complete the foursome).

[BlazeArmy]

If anyone needs a fourth, I'm in. Or a third for that matter.

[Dapotayto]

I will grace this event if there is room. And a girl or two present (besides my arcade bitch KNVB that is). It should be noted, though, that I am a cheating cnut. Blazearmy, perhaps we should start a team of free-agents?

[Regs]

Dap,

Put one together with Bertrum & H-Dog.

Team Chemical Imbalance

~Regs.

[BlazeArmy]

We should.


Regs. Team FreeAgent

Dap, BlazeArmy and?????

[Regs]

Get Joe from The Grail in there

~Regs.

[BlazeArmy]

He was at the Landing. the Grail would never allow that sort of Riff Raff in.


Seriously Regs. start free agent group. If people find groups cool, if not there is at least a spot for a few to play in.

[Regs]

Team Free Agent it is then... but you guys need to get the other members sorted out!

Cheers,

~Regs.

[Coach]

Team sexy is now going through a bad breakup!
Coach
Silverfox
Downtown
and Buckfast have offically split up,

Bucky's getting married and Downtown is out of town.

Coach and Silverfox are in for sure, but we need to ad two more strong characters.

Regs please enter Team Sexy into your lineup,and the final two spots will be confirmed very soon.

The free agent market is now open for two spots on Team Sexy!!!!!!!!!!


Let the games begin.

[TheRob]

It should be noted that the best dressed teams, shirts, shorts etc, should be approved golf attire. Meaning collared shirts and taylored shorts. That kind of thing. A guy can't go out in an ape suit is what I'm getting at.

Team Sexy has been added.

[Regs]

Best Dressed Team is going to look pretty sharp at the dinner

~Regs.

[Dapotayto]

Originally Posted by TheRob

A guy can't go out in an ape suit is what I'm getting at

Ah, fcuk. Plan B it is then.

[rangerforever]

Originally Posted by TheRob

A guy can't go out in an ape suit is what I'm getting at.

I fcuking hate having to shave my back and ass for the likes of you and your fcuking lofty standards.
I'm a fcuking tourney sponsor for fcuk's sakes.


HOS:
I will only golf with you if you promise that I won't share the same fate as poor Everitt Sanchez.
I promise to have my 'balls' 'lickity' clean in advance.
I swear my crotch tingles when I read that story.
Fcuking brilliant.

I'll play for any theme foursome except Team Sexy.
Sandbagging cnuts.
Or, Team KOB.
Double cnuts.

An honour and a pleasure always when it comes to the likes of Rangers FC or Muckers FC.
I would even propose that I golf with the likes of Notty and his Big Stick.
A possible honourary Ranger or Mucker for the day?

RF

[Hands of Stone]

Originally Posted by Rangerforever

A possible honourary Ranger or Mucker for the day?

Notty would make a fantastic addition to either of those teams, would love to see the Big Stick out again.

HOS has been asked to join team FUN FUN Fun with sc, tr, and fb, I have an interview this week if Captain doesn't make the grade in his interview.

We will sort it all out at the Muckers game on Tuesday night, perhaps Notty can make it out that night, bring your big stick.

hos

[Coach]

Excuse me Boys and Girls but where the hell are all these other teams!!!!!!!!

Team Peace Arch Nation.

Team Langley Pak Cup Champs

Team Maple Ridge Muckers?

Team Delta Metro. (come on Craftey)

The big bad Lions.

Get your forsomes together who tune into TTP and get a team in the Tourney.
No better day to take the piss with everone on here by golfing and having pints.

Come out Come out where ever you are?

Is there no other Metro League team that can step up and put us all to shame.

SHOCKING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skip]

Originally Posted by Coach

Excuse me Boys and Girls but where the hell are all these other teams!!!!!!!!

Team Peace Arch Nation.

Coach,

Me thinks Regs would prefer it if 'The Nation', as well as all other lower Valley life forms steered clear of this do. I mean hell, we can't play football....how can we be expected to gain any respect playing golf!?
Besides, a few of us will be in Calgary that weekend for a Stag. Gonna try to take a sip from the Stanley Cup....as well as the many birds flashing their amazing tits.

~S