2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner

**Regs** · 05-25-2005, 08:37 AM

4th Annual TTP Golf Tourney & Dinner
DATE: CANCELLED.

**Coach** · 05-25-2005, 08:57 AM

Nice Course Regs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This should be a blast, but an awful long cab ride home.

Good job big man.

Team Sexy is now in spring training.

Dude · 05-25-2005, 05:35 PM

In. I have two fresh new ringers for my team too. I'll get those two or three drives out of the way, and be off to the (Redbull w/ Vodka) races.

**rangerforever** · 05-25-2005, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dude

In. I have two fresh new ringers for my team too.

Thank fcuk - RF is golfing with someone different this year.

**Yoda** · 05-26-2005, 12:07 PM

Doesn't somebody say that every year about Dude?

**knvb** · 05-26-2005, 01:40 PM

I'm in for both BUT only if Dude and his group of merry flower stompers and horn tooters are a minimum 4 groups in front of and at least 5 behind mine. That's the deal and I'm not flexible in any way. Nor will I compromise on the above mentioned group spacing.

Nutmegs is in too, but said only if noone stares at her nipples and she golf's in my group ... poor dear is a tad star struck I think. Who can blame her really...

**Regs** · 05-26-2005, 01:50 PM

Like you won't be staring at her nipples

Christ, you were staring at Ralph Wiggum's every chance you got last year!

**knvb** · 05-26-2005, 01:53 PM

It was cold out. What was a boy to do?

Dude · 05-26-2005, 01:54 PM

Yeah RF, but you weren't exactly the ringer you promised to be, were you? Slicing all over the shop, serving shooters on the course, pretending you didn't know us when the marshal called us over after running down that 10' shrub...

**Yoda** · 05-26-2005, 02:02 PM

Note to RF's new partners. DO NOT LEAVE HIS DRIVES UNTIL LAST.
HE'll be in no shape to hit a golf ball by then. Trust me.

He cost us the championship 2 years ago because he couldn't hit green. But damn could he hit the bottle.

**nutmegs** · 05-26-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knvb

Nutmegs is in too, but said only if noone stares at her nipples and she golf's in my group ... poor dear is a tad star struck I think. Who can blame her really...

Man I wish my nipples got as much attention in the real world as they do on this site.

But I guess I don't have nearly as many pervs in my life as there are on TTP.

Have heard great reviews about this tourney and the dinner that follows but I wouldn't mind seeing a few more of the TTP women interested in chasing little white balls (no not yours KNVB although I hear they are quite little) around the course.

One Dart · 05-27-2005, 12:07 AM

Mmmmmm Nipples. DITH has great things to say.

ReigningTTPgolftourneychampOD

**Captain Shamrock** · 05-27-2005, 07:44 AM

One Dart,

Did I play in last year's tournament? Was I a part of your winning team? If not, could I play this year and could I join your team. The Power, One Dart, The Captain........and..................who would the 4th in the winning team?

BTW, if Guinness is playing, since I won't be at the Nations Cup this year, he could pay for my drinks on the course(it will be cheaper for you with the liquor store prices) and I will wear the Huns shirt, if he doesn't mind a few pit stains on it. Guinness, does that work for you? If Bucky is there, I'll pay him the $40 I owe him(he still owes me $10 for Henrik winning the scoring title) and everything will be even.

**Coach** · 05-27-2005, 08:17 AM

I'm hoping Bucky is going to available for selection this year and makes his return to team sexy.

Bucky are you out there?

Let's take Captain and his mob to school this year and send him home early!!!!!!!

Buckfast · 05-27-2005, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Shamrock

who would the 4th in the winning team?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Shamrock

I'll pay him the $40 I owe him(he still owes me $10 for Henrik winning the scoring title) and everything will be even.

Captain,

I'll waive the $40, still paying the $10 in arrears, if I get that fourth spot on your team. Should give us some time to begin working things out. Another example of my commitment to our relationship.

Buckfast

**Coach** · 05-27-2005, 08:22 AM

Nice Bucky!

Turncoat.

**Regs** · 05-27-2005, 08:23 AM

Tear to my eye, this is

Will the team colours be Orange?

One Dart · 05-27-2005, 08:54 AM

Yes Captain, we did win, as Team DCS. You wore pink. And an army helmet. It was classy.

**Hands of Stone** · 05-27-2005, 11:20 AM

Is there a Team Drunk entered yet?

Not sure who I am playing with, but who ever they are they have to be card carrying Union Members!

Good Brother HOS

**rangerforever** · 05-27-2005, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hands of Stone

Is there a Team Drunk entered yet?

As the best damn drunk at ALL TTP golf tourneys, I wish to be named Captain of Team Drunk.

HOS:
You and me Baby - Let's dae it.
And, we can have group snaps of all the Gers supporters (Wearing their blue jerseys and scarfs) with Captain Shamrock.
WEARING HIS BLUE JERSEY AND SCARF.

Although Ceej, Scotland O-38s and Scotland 0-30s have exhibition matches the same day...

Looking forward to meeting Nutmegs,

RF

05-25-2005, 08:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner 4th Annual TTP Golf Tourney & Dinner DATE: CANCELLED. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.' Last edited by Regs; 08-20-2005 at 12:07 PM.

05-25-2005, 08:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
Coach Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Mar 2002 Location: the grove Posts: 1,507 Images: 127 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Nice Course Regs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This should be a blast, but an awful long cab ride home. Good job big man. Team Sexy is now in spring training. __________________ We will miss you Horst!

05-25-2005, 05:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner In. I have two fresh new ringers for my team too. I'll get those two or three drives out of the way, and be off to the (Redbull w/ Vodka) races. __________________ Om nom nom nom...

05-26-2005, 12:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Yoda Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 4,496 Images: 21 TTP Friends: (7)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Doesn't somebody say that every year about Dude?

05-26-2005, 01:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner I'm in for both BUT only if Dude and his group of merry flower stompers and horn tooters are a minimum 4 groups in front of and at least 5 behind mine. That's the deal and I'm not flexible in any way. Nor will I compromise on the above mentioned group spacing. Nutmegs is in too, but said only if noone stares at her nipples and she golf's in my group ... poor dear is a tad star struck I think. Who can blame her really...

05-26-2005, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Like you won't be staring at her nipples Christ, you were staring at Ralph Wiggum's every chance you got last year! __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

05-26-2005, 01:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,594 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner It was cold out. What was a boy to do?

05-26-2005, 01:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dude Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Where my kids are Posts: 8,301 Images: 66 TTP Friends: (3)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Yeah RF, but you weren't exactly the ringer you promised to be, were you? Slicing all over the shop, serving shooters on the course, pretending you didn't know us when the marshal called us over after running down that 10' shrub... __________________ Om nom nom nom...

05-26-2005, 02:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
Yoda Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Neither here nor there Posts: 4,496 Images: 21 TTP Friends: (7)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Note to RF's new partners. DO NOT LEAVE HIS DRIVES UNTIL LAST. HE'll be in no shape to hit a golf ball by then. Trust me. He cost us the championship 2 years ago because he couldn't hit green. But damn could he hit the bottle.

05-27-2005, 12:07 AM	#12 (permalink)
One Dart Member Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Where are the nuggets? Posts: 2,151 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Mmmmmm Nipples. DITH has great things to say. ReigningTTPgolftourneychampOD

05-27-2005, 07:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,605 TTP Friends: (2)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner One Dart, Did I play in last year's tournament? Was I a part of your winning team? If not, could I play this year and could I join your team. The Power, One Dart, The Captain........and..................who would the 4th in the winning team? BTW, if Guinness is playing, since I won't be at the Nations Cup this year, he could pay for my drinks on the course(it will be cheaper for you with the liquor store prices) and I will wear the Huns shirt, if he doesn't mind a few pit stains on it. Guinness, does that work for you? If Bucky is there, I'll pay him the $40 I owe him(he still owes me $10 for Henrik winning the scoring title) and everything will be even. Last edited by Captain Shamrock; 05-27-2005 at 07:47 AM.

05-27-2005, 08:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
Coach Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Mar 2002 Location: the grove Posts: 1,507 Images: 127 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner I'm hoping Bucky is going to available for selection this year and makes his return to team sexy. Bucky are you out there? Let's take Captain and his mob to school this year and send him home early!!!!!!! __________________ We will miss you Horst!

05-27-2005, 08:22 AM	#16 (permalink)
Coach Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Mar 2002 Location: the grove Posts: 1,507 Images: 127 TTP Friends: (1)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Nice Bucky! Turncoat. __________________ We will miss you Horst!

05-27-2005, 08:23 AM	#17 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,085 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Tear to my eye, this is Will the team colours be Orange? __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

05-27-2005, 08:54 AM	#18 (permalink)
One Dart Member Joined: Feb 2002 Location: Where are the nuggets? Posts: 2,151 TTP Friends: (0)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Yes Captain, we did win, as Team DCS. You wore pink. And an army helmet. It was classy.

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05-27-2005, 11:20 AM	#19 (permalink)
Hands of Stone Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The NAP, Home of the Mighty Rangers Posts: 4,461 Images: 7 TTP Friends: (6)	Re: 2005 4th Annual TTP Golf & Dinner Is there a Team Drunk entered yet? Not sure who I am playing with, but who ever they are they have to be card carrying Union Members! Good Brother HOS

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