Mythical Match-up #1 Bronco vs. Guinness

Jinky · 04-13-2002, 05:03 PM

Here's the first one.

The Croatian vs the libation.

Jinky · 04-13-2002, 05:43 PM

I'm giving Guinness the edge because if Croatia's Bronco is anything like my Ford Bronco, he'll fall apart at some crucial moment in the fight.

Plus Guinness has been well rested.

**Captain Shamrock** · 04-13-2002, 09:26 PM

If Bronco is Catholic, I would have to give him the edge.

Buckfast · 04-13-2002, 09:49 PM

If he is like the rest of us Croats, he's probably not.

CDK · 04-13-2002, 10:01 PM

Assessment

Bronco's advantages:

-Bronco has height, reach, weight and experience.
-If Bronco fights anything like how he plays soccer, then he isn't above breaking the rules and throwing in the odd cheap shot. In other words he's not afraid to mix it up.
-He is also awkwardly athletic, don't let his looks fool you, he has the fitness to go the distance.
-You can drive a truck over his head and it wouldn't do any damage to that cranium. He can't be knocked out.

disadvantages:

-Bronco's lack of speed will hurt him.
-The last time I saw Bronco throw a punch.....well, lets just say a girl would have done better.

Guinness' advantages:

-At 4'7" he has a very low center of gravity. It would be tough to knock him down.
-Has some pace but it is heart that would stand out as his biggest asset.

disadvantages:

-Even if he did manage to jump up and catch Bronco in the melon with a powerful hook or cross, I doubt it would do much damage to that skull.
-Has very little experience as he spends most of his training times filling up water bottles for Surrey United F.C.

Prediction:

Neither fighter will be able to knock the other out and this long and boring fight will end in a draw.

Bronco · 04-14-2002, 09:31 AM

Captain, of course I'm Catholic!!

Buckfast, who the fcuk are you??

**Captain Shamrock** · 04-14-2002, 10:23 AM

Bucky's good half is Catholic and his questionable side(where all the bitterness comes from) is Protest ant. He is still trying to find his identity but I am confident he will, after Celtic stuff Rangers in the Cup Final.

whataboutbob · 04-14-2002, 10:26 AM

CDK

You're obviously are an experienced boxing analyst. A draw would be the most reasonable outcome. (I take my vote back)

But the real question would be; who is the ref?

If the ref is the type to let everything go (like Captain), then Bronco would win, hands down.

**knvb** · 04-14-2002, 05:04 PM

It would be close, but there's just no getting around that head. Literally. Bronco 4.

Jinky · 04-16-2002, 08:23 PM

This bout is starting to tighten up after a resurgence by the Crioatian Sensation.

Someone should let Guinness know about it.

Guinness · 04-17-2002, 10:04 AM

Lets be honest here, there is no way around that thick skull of Bronco's, so I'd just have to kick him in the junk!!!

(assuming Captain's the ref)...
However, if Maritzio is a ring side judge we would both be disqualified... he would stand up on the aperon and flash cards at us (for not having our socks pulled up)!!! screeming at the top of his lungs in some form of the English language, but knowone seems to understand it... something to the effect of; "I'm Mr. Azteca, I am the show, look at me when I talk to you!!!"...

Jinky · 04-20-2002, 03:00 PM

Time is running out for Bronco.

T minus 2 hours.

Jinky · 04-20-2002, 04:05 PM

1 hour remaining.

Jinky · 04-20-2002, 05:32 PM

Despite a late rally by the big Croat, I give you your winner and new Flyweight champion of TTP,

Guinness!!

Guinness · 04-24-2002, 02:18 PM

CHEERS!!!

View Poll Results: Who would win this fantasy boxing match?
Bronco	9	39.13%
Guinness	11	47.83%
draw	3	13.04%
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04-13-2002, 05:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Mythical Match-up #1 Here's the first one. The Croatian vs the libation.

04-13-2002, 10:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
CDK Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: =G= Posts: 1,600 Images: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	Assessment Bronco's advantages: -Bronco has height, reach, weight and experience. -If Bronco fights anything like how he plays soccer, then he isn't above breaking the rules and throwing in the odd cheap shot. In other words he's not afraid to mix it up. -He is also awkwardly athletic, don't let his looks fool you, he has the fitness to go the distance. -You can drive a truck over his head and it wouldn't do any damage to that cranium. He can't be knocked out. disadvantages: -Bronco's lack of speed will hurt him. -The last time I saw Bronco throw a punch.....well, lets just say a girl would have done better. Guinness' advantages: -At 4'7" he has a very low center of gravity. It would be tough to knock him down. -Has some pace but it is heart that would stand out as his biggest asset. disadvantages: -Even if he did manage to jump up and catch Bronco in the melon with a powerful hook or cross, I doubt it would do much damage to that skull. -Has very little experience as he spends most of his training times filling up water bottles for Surrey United F.C. Prediction: Neither fighter will be able to knock the other out and this long and boring fight will end in a draw. Last edited by CDK; 04-13-2002 at 10:05 PM.

04-14-2002, 10:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
whataboutbob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Steveston Posts: 1,460 TTP Friends: (0)	Go With The Pro CDK You're obviously are an experienced boxing analyst. A draw would be the most reasonable outcome. (I take my vote back) But the real question would be; who is the ref? If the ref is the type to let everything go (like Captain), then Bronco would win, hands down.

04-17-2002, 10:04 AM	#11 (permalink)
Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: crossing my T's & dotting my I's Posts: 3,407 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	David vs Golota Lets be honest here, there is no way around that thick skull of Bronco's, so I'd just have to kick him in the junk!!! (assuming Captain's the ref)... However, if Maritzio is a ring side judge we would both be disqualified... he would stand up on the aperon and flash cards at us (for not having our socks pulled up)!!! screeming at the top of his lungs in some form of the English language, but knowone seems to understand it... something to the effect of; "I'm Mr. Azteca, I am the show, look at me when I talk to you!!!"... __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1

04-13-2002, 05:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	I'm giving Guinness the edge because if Croatia's Bronco is anything like my Ford Bronco, he'll fall apart at some crucial moment in the fight. Plus Guinness has been well rested.

04-13-2002, 09:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,538 TTP Friends: (2)	If Bronco is Catholic, I would have to give him the edge.

04-13-2002, 09:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Buckfast Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: YVR du Sudouest Posts: 1,786 TTP Friends: (0)	If he is like the rest of us Croats, he's probably not.

04-14-2002, 09:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
Bronco Member Joined: Oct 2001 Location: On the road to recovery Posts: 1,091 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (0)	Captain, of course I'm Catholic!! Buckfast, who the fcuk are you??

04-14-2002, 10:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
Captain Shamrock Premium Member A Better Bastard Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Richmond Posts: 11,538 TTP Friends: (2)	Bucky's good half is Catholic and his questionable side(where all the bitterness comes from) is Protest ant. He is still trying to find his identity but I am confident he will, after Celtic stuff Rangers in the Cup Final.

04-14-2002, 05:04 PM	#9 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	It would be close, but there's just no getting around that head. Literally. Bronco 4.

04-16-2002, 08:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	This bout is starting to tighten up after a resurgence by the Crioatian Sensation. Someone should let Guinness know about it.

04-20-2002, 03:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Time is running out for Bronco. T minus 2 hours.

04-20-2002, 04:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	1 hour remaining.

04-20-2002, 05:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Despite a late rally by the big Croat, I give you your winner and new Flyweight champion of TTP, Guinness!!

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Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: crossing my T's & dotting my I's Posts: 3,407 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	Ladies & Gents... CHEERS!!! __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1