Mythical match-ups #2 Buckfast vs. Jinky

Jinky · 04-13-2002, 05:11 PM

From CDK,

'Battling' Buckfast versus 'Sugar' Jinky

Jinky · 04-13-2002, 05:18 PM

The following assessment by CDK is fairly accurate.

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Though the weight difference isn't all that great, 'Sugar' will have a slight height and reach advantage. I'm not really sure about either fighter's stamina but, I'd be amazed if both of them could finish a three minute round.

Bucky's pretty fit so if the match were held anywhere bigger than a phone booth I might be in trouble.

Buckfast · 04-13-2002, 08:41 PM

Small but angry. Works for my love life anyways.

**Regs** · 04-14-2002, 12:52 PM

Bucky has taken one too many in previous battles.

Jinky in 1.

Jinky · 04-16-2002, 08:25 PM

After several 8 counts the referee is on the verge of stopping this one.

Jimmy Holiday · 04-17-2002, 01:45 PM

He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee,he's way too pretty for Buckfast,they call him Muhammed JINKY

TheRob · 04-17-2002, 01:57 PM

Had to vote for my old "nemisis" in this one. It was only then did I realize that I was his first vote.

Go Bucky.

Buckfast · 04-17-2002, 03:38 PM

Just like the cast from Different Strokes, the lil' fella will be the last one standing.

Wha'chu talkin' 'bout Bucky

Guinness · 04-18-2002, 11:33 AM

Jinky will have the first two rounds in the bag (with his height and reach of course) and then he will make a big mistake... going into the 3rd and final round Mohammed Jinky crosses himself and signals to the sky, Buck "The Real Deal" Fast catches this... not impressed by the patriotic gesture Bucky snaps and goes for the breadbasket or Keg (which ever you prefer)... he comes in with a series of rights... leaving the big burly fella stunned... then Bucky comes with another series rights, only this time they are right footed slide tackles to the groin of Mohammed Jinky

... the official orders the score keepers not to count the last slide tackle as it was studs up!!!
The round ends on a combination of head butts... Jinky bending down to catch the wee angry Prod on the top of the heed which in turn knocks his back out...

Final decision = Draw
Jinky with 22 strong and effective blows
Buckfast with 437 feeble yet swarming digs (the slide tackles did Jinky in)

**knvb** · 04-18-2002, 11:54 AM

Somebody stop this one before Buckfast gets really hurt.......

White towel, KNVB

TheRob · 04-18-2002, 12:42 PM

......and then, out of nowhere, TheRob runs down the isle, and leaps into the ring. He takes notice of Bucky's unfortunate state and then turns his attention to Jinky. It hasn't been confirmed, but many people have said they heard TheRob mumble something about Bucky being "his" nemisis. Not Jinky's, his. He then grabbed Jinky, and starting an onslaught not seen since the days of Clubber Lang, and Appollo Creed. When it was over and the dust had settled, there sat TheRob, with Buckfast cradled in his arms. "He's my nemisis," he said. "He's my nemisis."

Buckfast · 04-18-2002, 12:53 PM

For fcuk sakes, enuff's enuff.

Leave your sordid fantasies of the love that dare not speak it's name in GEU's dressing room. Now, Fasty has further ammunition for more of his fiction. Did you know he was born in England and played for Peg.?

BTW, Manline is the shortest distance between two men, not the distance between two short men.

**knvb** · 04-18-2002, 01:07 PM

Don't listen to him TheRob he's just a bit punch drunk right now..... A beating that bad does that to you

Jinky · 04-18-2002, 08:09 PM

Fantasies indeed.

This one is over.

Massive K.O. in the second round.

I have to declare Marvelous Muhamed Jinki the winner.

CDK · 04-19-2002, 03:00 AM

Jinky won this one using his fancy footwork.

View Poll Results: Who would win this fantasy boxing match
Buckfast	1	4.76%
Jinky	17	80.95%
Draw	3	14.29%
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04-13-2002, 05:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Mythical match-ups #2 From CDK, 'Battling' Buckfast versus 'Sugar' Jinky

04-14-2002, 12:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Regs Respect & Honour A Total Bastard Joined: Jun 2001 Location: TTP Headquarters Posts: 12,045 Blog Entries: 1 Images: 233 TTP Friends: (12)	Hardly fair Bucky has taken one too many in previous battles. Jinky in 1. __________________ Take the piss (out of someone) vb. British -- to mock, deride, poke fun (at). This vulgarism has been in widespread use since the late 1940s. The original idea evoked by the expression was that of deflating someone, recalling the description of a self-important blusterer as 'all piss and wind.'

04-17-2002, 01:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jimmy Holiday Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: Newlands Golf and Country Posts: 875 TTP Friends: (0)	Jinky in 7 cuz he'll send to heaven He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee,he's way too pretty for Buckfast,they call him Muhammed JINKY

04-17-2002, 03:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
Buckfast Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: YVR du Sudouest Posts: 1,786 TTP Friends: (0)	You know a winner, TR Just like the cast from Different Strokes, the lil' fella will be the last one standing. Wha'chu talkin' 'bout Bucky

04-13-2002, 08:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Buckfast Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: YVR du Sudouest Posts: 1,786 TTP Friends: (0)	Small but angry. Works for my love life anyways.

04-16-2002, 08:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	After several 8 counts the referee is on the verge of stopping this one.

04-17-2002, 01:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Had to vote for my old "nemisis" in this one. It was only then did I realize that I was his first vote. Go Bucky.

04-18-2002, 11:33 AM	#9 (permalink)
Guinness Member Joined: Sep 2001 Location: crossing my T's & dotting my I's Posts: 3,407 Images: 1 TTP Friends: (2)	Draw Jinky will have the first two rounds in the bag (with his height and reach of course) and then he will make a big mistake... going into the 3rd and final round Mohammed Jinky crosses himself and signals to the sky, Buck "The Real Deal" Fast catches this... not impressed by the patriotic gesture Bucky snaps and goes for the breadbasket or Keg (which ever you prefer)... he comes in with a series of rights... leaving the big burly fella stunned... then Bucky comes with another series rights, only this time they are right footed slide tackles to the groin of Mohammed Jinky ... the official orders the score keepers not to count the last slide tackle as it was studs up!!! The round ends on a combination of head butts... Jinky bending down to catch the wee angry Prod on the top of the heed which in turn knocks his back out... Final decision = Draw Jinky with 22 strong and effective blows Buckfast with 437 feeble yet swarming digs (the slide tackles did Jinky in) __________________ AVATAR enlarged: http://www.takethepiss.com/multimedi...s&cutoffdate=1

04-18-2002, 11:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Somebody stop this one before Buckfast gets really hurt....... White towel, KNVB

04-18-2002, 12:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
TheRob Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: The Flemish Cap Posts: 5,743 Images: 51 TTP Friends: (2)	Legend tells a tale....... ......and then, out of nowhere, TheRob runs down the isle, and leaps into the ring. He takes notice of Bucky's unfortunate state and then turns his attention to Jinky. It hasn't been confirmed, but many people have said they heard TheRob mumble something about Bucky being "his" nemisis. Not Jinky's, his. He then grabbed Jinky, and starting an onslaught not seen since the days of Clubber Lang, and Appollo Creed. When it was over and the dust had settled, there sat TheRob, with Buckfast cradled in his arms. "He's my nemisis," he said. "He's my nemisis."

04-18-2002, 12:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
Buckfast Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: YVR du Sudouest Posts: 1,786 TTP Friends: (0)	What happened to the barnyard animals For fcuk sakes, enuff's enuff. Leave your sordid fantasies of the love that dare not speak it's name in GEU's dressing room. Now, Fasty has further ammunition for more of his fiction. Did you know he was born in England and played for Peg.? BTW, Manline is the shortest distance between two men, not the distance between two short men.

04-18-2002, 01:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
knvb Kick'n it old school... A Total Bastard Joined: Aug 2001 Location: Langley Posts: 10,572 Images: 229 TTP Friends: (6)	Don't listen to him TheRob he's just a bit punch drunk right now..... A beating that bad does that to you

04-18-2002, 08:09 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jinky Member Joined: Jun 2001 Location: locally Posts: 2,993 Images: 28 TTP Friends: (0)	Fantasies indeed. This one is over. Massive K.O. in the second round. I have to declare Marvelous Muhamed Jinki the winner.

04-19-2002, 03:00 AM	#15 (permalink)
CDK Member Joined: Jul 2001 Location: =G= Posts: 1,600 Images: 4 TTP Friends: (0)	Jinky won this one using his fancy footwork.

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